For the love of G-d, HP fans, we are begging, please read a different series.
The money you're giving her, that you're pretending is harmless and okay, is being used to fund movements to strip trans people of their legal rights. Period.
I put "to win me over, watch the LOTR trilogy with me and listen to me be nerdy about it" on my dating profile and so far 5 dudes have approached me speaking Elvish or other languages from middle earth 😩🙏
oooo~ i love this one! heres your hat, and welcome to our wacky cult family!
SHHEEP sign up sheet!
For any who are unaware of what SHHEEP is, we are an appreciation club, specifically for hobbit hair being soft. But also the general hobbit culture protection.
For the history of our organization: https://at.tumblr.com/friendofthefellowshipsnerdblog/friends-you-have-heard-the-decree-thou-must/qalj4d2aapvg
To join our little club, you can comment or reblog with a Tolkien quote. Once you receive a hat, then you have been accepted as one of our fellowship!
The members of our club so far include:
@friendofthefellowshipsnerdblog our esteemed leader, and keeper of the clan.
@laneynoir second in command, and keeper of the knitting needles (I knit the initiation hats)
@milesasinmorales Official Burglar
@heckin-music-dork Official Residant cat.
@to-be-frank-i-dont-care Official Protector of Midnight Snack.
@sotwk Official Sweet Dreams Elf
@starryeyedrogue Official Protector of the Second Breakfast
@gayassvampire Official Barduil Fanatic
@blueberryrock Official lord of the blueberries.
@auttumnsayshi Official protector of gardens.
@chipperskipper Official Keeper of Hedgehogs
@iarwainjones Official Watcher of the Daffodils.
@a-burr-a-hobbit Official Keeper of Hobbiton Mischief
@jordie-your-local-halfling Official Stabby Child
@iotaqizm (you've yet to choose a title)
@mrfrodosstuff (you've yet to choose a title)
@kobaltdragon (you've yet to choose a title)
@technically-bean Official Keeper of Swords
@local-pirate-king Official Pirate
@avacado1sh Official Gremlin
@shanesotherlittleshop Official Gaurdsman of the Archives.
@frodothefair Official Queen of Old Westfarthing
Our precious animal division:
Professor Moragan Minerva Mewiarty: Official Parrot (cat)
Joanie: official spokeshorse of Rohan (horse)
SHHEEP Discord link will be sent when you ask (via dm)
After joining, don't be afraid to put it in your bio! You are a part of SHHEEP now... You belong with us precious.
God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right