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kusho-void · 7 months
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Hi, its my first time writting something, i wanted to write something wholesome so here we go, my phone sucks and im still fixing my english so feel free to correct me
ARE YOU ME?
*Eddie was walking down the street...it was a cold chilly night*
V: eddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im hungry
E: yeah...sorry man but there are no bad guys...so shut up
V: pussy
E: fuck you
*eddie ad venom kept fighting until the stumbuled uppon a watch...a weird watch...eddie pressed some buttons and some numbers popped up, eddie pressed a random bunch of numbers...1227..suddenly a portal opened beneath eddie and sucked him inside of it.*
V: FUUUUUUUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK
E: shishitshitshitshits
*a few hours later eddie woke up...it was dark as fuck and eddie foun himself in a dark room...*
E: what? What the fuck?
V: tf did you just do eddie?
E: I dont know!
???: hey, sup you finally woke up
*a femenine voice said...it sounded like a teen...*
E: w-who are you huh?
V: WE WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN!
???: woooooooow you have one of dose?
*a girl with long white hair came out od the shdows, her eyes where red and her skin pale, she whore a leather jacket and a black and white skirt, plus some high black boots (the ones that goth, or emo pepole use, i dont know their name, sorry)*
Eddiana: hi, im eddiana brock, but pepole call me eddie
E: ...ok? Where are we?
Eddiana: oh well, you are in my house...but you where like, nocked out so i brought you to bed
*eddiana turns on the lights...her room s filled with posters and lights ad she even has a small fridge*
Eddiana: you want a katkit?
E: a what?
Eddiana: a katkit, a chocolate?
E: isint it kitkat?
Eddiana: no, its katkit
*a white goo emerges from eddiana's shoulder grabbing a "katkit" and eating it*
Eddiana: meet sinner, he is a very bad boy
*the white goo looks at eddie...then at venom...*
S: who tf are dose ugly bitches?
Eddiana: HEY!
V: YOU PUSSY!
E: HEY!
*everyone goes silent...akward...*
E: sooooo where am i?
Eddiana: oh you are in new york
(Finishing later, im leaving it like this for a while, might finish it later, loooove yall!)
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kusho-void · 7 months
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Guys how do i acces the wholesome side of tunblr? What the fuck is this? Why is there so much...porn...and...hot stuff...
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kusho-void · 7 months
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I feel offended for what happend to eddie..like in the comicz we get a **SEXY MAN** but in the movies is like...bruh...
WHERE IS MY MUSCULAR BLONDE? HUH? WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THAT SPECIFIC ACTOR FOR THE MOVIES?!?
YOU COULD HAVE CHOOSEN MAAAAANY PEPOLE, but nooooooo lets make THE ALL MIGHTY SEXYMAN...into a fucking depressed pussy....
I am mad
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kusho-void · 7 months
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Can...can someone talk about how thicc venom is?...
Girls are fighting to see who has the bigguest ass and then venom walks by...not even she-venom...just venom with eddie brock...AND DOSE CHEEKS-
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kusho-void · 7 months
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I would like to talk about how venom is in love with spiderman...not eddie, jut venom, no human just symbiote...THE GOD DAMM VENOM SYMBIOTE loves spiderman...and...i just wanna say...i want an oficial ship between the two, like spideyvenom, but its just venom and peter, no eddie, just an alien and a human.
In all of the comics where peter stays with the symbotic suit, they dont talk like:
Peter: "damm so this thing is alive?
Richard: "yes, its alive"
Peter: "Sick!"
And then peter proceeds to get fucked up by the symbiotic suit...
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kusho-void · 7 months
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Is funny how todlers are like "yeah! Im a huge fan of spiderman! Im his bigguest fan! Yeah i have a blanket and toys of him!" And then thesse kids dont know anything about him, so that gives me the chance to absolutely traumatize them with information about spiderman, for example how he has died, or lets say...CHEATING ON MJ?! Lol, plus all the times spiderman has suffered horrible traumas becouse of symbiotes, or when i think in femininity crisis venom tried to fuck with spiderman and said quote "Stay still spiderman! We have chosen you as our mate" (i dont really know if its canon), but imagine the face of a child after you tell him that
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kusho-void · 7 months
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Hi, im totally new to this platform, but i just wanted to ask if yall know that venom is a father of 7...like...dude...woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
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