this is what its like being autistic on tumblr
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HE WAS SO FINEEEEEEE
Attention all tumblrites if you love big dumb himbos (think fannon könig) I'm begging you to go watch Abigail you will be very pleased 🙏 bro is huge and stupid and I need him very badly
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Girls who are dreamy, girls who spend whole days lying down, girls who read whatever they come across, girls who are melancholy and bored.
Anton Chekhov, Verochka
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I (You) encounter John Doe for the first time at my (your) gas station job.
audio transcription:
???: "Hi."
You: "Uh...Hi? How can I help you sir?"
???: "You smell good."
You: "Uh...Ok? What can I do for you sir? Did you need something?"
???: "What's your name?"
You: "You..."
???: "That's definitely one of the names I've heard. Mine's ???????? but you can call me John Doe.
You: "Ok..."
John Doe: Are you doing anything after work?
You: "No...I'm not doing anything. Why do you ask?"
John Doe: ...
You: "Well that was weird...and kind of annoying. But hey it's far from the worst experience I've had working at this fuckin' place..."
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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goodnight everyone (:
do your daily click
spreadsheet of families in Gaza you can help today
donate to:
Buy an e-sim
Help diabetics in Gaza
The PCRF
Anera
UNRWA
Taawon
Help Gaza Children
Sudan Tarada Initiative
Help a Sudanese family escape conflict
Darfur Women Action
Ramadan for Sudan
Period products in Sudan
Sudan Emergency Appeal
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friendly reminder if you boop me im gonna assume ur madly in love with me
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trying to start watching anime again but i have to sit like this bc i can't focus
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his gfm has been stuck at 420 euros for a week!! please help him out by sharing & donating!!!
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"can I be mean for a sec?" Is a sacred statement made by girls when they are about to reveal their most deep rooted self
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not catholic or anything but my body definitely has a reaction when i see a priest or a nun 
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I decided to make this edit out of boredom ☝🏻👁️👄👁️
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