Rule #1 stick to the fucking bit
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i feel like starting shit
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someone in a fanfic: s-stutters in embarrassment
me, closing the tab: sorry I must go
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ahahahahaha
sometimes as a short person seeing a tall person I'm taken by the urge to say "wow you're so tall" and every time I think "they're probably sick of hearing that" so I say out loud "kind of short, aren't you" and they inevitably say "what" and the only explanation I can give is "thought you might not get that much" and I could just say nothing, but I don't, and I believe that's the primary symptom of whatever's wrong with me
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why do they gotta make shit like this ugh
dark science beyond belief
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i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit
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dude that’s so true and hurtful lmao
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ahahagagagagagahshaanhaaija
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