All I got for Valentine’s was another sexbot follower

sorry for documenting my suffering and delusions online do you still think im hot

Do you guys think Rob Zombie likes Monster High?

I’ll be fine but then all of the sudden tummy hurty

lonely people are like nooooo i love the silence i love being by myself and then you ask them how their day has been and they tear up a bit

anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

“I am a nerd (in a bad way)” vs. “I am a nerd (in a cool way)”

I desperately need a man to be my bbg

Everyone’s always talking about cold blooded killers but no one ever recognizes the hot blooded ones :(

yknow what’s better than sex. ice cold bottled water.

Trying to adjust my AirPods and accidentally skipped the song I was jamming to

Mother Gothel is the epitome of an emotionally manipulative parental figure. On the other hand, she is a MILF.

EXACTLY!! Are you really that fragile that you can’t be a different gender for four minutes?

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

epic that anxiety is not confined to the brain and just poisons every inch of the body. stomach. chest. neck. shoulders. everywhere else. really really cool