what else can one do in the back of a dragula, slamming aside?

Back in the 1990s, when not all lyrics were available online, a friend told me the lyric was "jagged edge" and he had the CD so I assumed that was accurate. I didn't know what "slam" or "jagged edge" could mean and had never seen The Munsters anyway so why not.

Thing is, the driver seat is literally at the very back of it so there's not really any back seat to slam or do anything else in:

0/10 Rob Zombie, your inaccuracy to auto-erotic potential is rivaled only by the incomprehensibility of why Donna Reed would eat money.

real footage of me tryna be all coquette n girly while rob zombie is blaring in my ears ˚୨୧₊♱

alright. so, to refill my soul after the absolute horrendous Suicide Squad (2016), i'm now choosing to watch Rob Zombie's film debut House of 1000 Corpses, partly bc it's under 90 minutes excluding credits, and partly bc at least i know Zombie is capable of making edgy art into actually good art (see: his Halloween movies, and that one Assassin's Creed: Unity commercial he did, and those are the only things i've seen from him tbh), unlike everything going on with Suicide Squad. but let's stop talking about the terrible shit, here's to hoping this is actually good.

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of my dragula!

String identified: g tg t tc a tg t tc a a t ac aga!

Closest match: Scleropages formosus genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Asian arowana

DRAGULA (1998) by rob zombie

The Devil’s Rejects (2005)

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*sample from 1930s horror movie* but doctor. if you kill evil murder death. YOU DIE *bass boosted spirit halloween drum soundboard* *rob zombie voice* GHOULS AND GOBLINS IN MY HOUSE WISH THE DEVIL WAS MY SPOUSE I WENT TO A RAVE IT WAS DOWN IN THE GRAVE BUT I GOT KICKED OUT CAUSE I MISBEHAVE THERES A FUCKING DEAD BODY IN DA KITCHEN AND HE SAID HE WOULD CUT OFF MY HEAD IF I DIDNT SHOW HIM GOOGLE IMAGES OF

*guitar riff rips your dick off*

House of 1000 Corpses

80s Aerobics video to the tune of Rob Zombie's Dragula.

🔊 < sound on >

If music be the food of love, play on. But I'm really too hungry for just one song

Part 1

Part 2

A full circle moment