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Family
*Riz goes to the hospital and they want to see him*
Nurse: Sorry, only relatives can visit
Sklonda: I’m his mother
Gorthalax: I’m his mother’s boyfriend
Fig: I’m his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter
Sarah Lynn: I’m his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother 
Jawbone: I’m his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s boyfriend
Tracker: I’m his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s boyfriend’s daughter
Kristen: I’m his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s girlfriend 
Adaine: And I’m his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s boyfriend’s adoptive daughter
Aelwyn: I’m his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s boyfriend’s adoptive daughter’s sister
Fabian: I’m his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s boyfriend’s adoptive daughter’s sister’s boyfriend and his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s ex-husband’s girlfriend’s son
Gilear: I’m the mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s ex-husband in question
Hannah: And I’m the mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s ex-husband’s girlfriend, mother of his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s boyfriend’s adoptive daughter’s sister’s boyfriend 
Cathilda: I’m his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s boyfriend’s adoptive daughter’s sister’s boyfriend’s surrogate mother (or his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s ex-husband’s girlfriend’s son’s surrogate mother, depends on the perspective)
Captain Seacaster: I’m the dead husband of his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s ex-husband’s girlfriend, father of his mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s ex-husband’s girlfriend’s son, the mother’s boyfriend’s daughter’s mother’s boyfriend’s adoptive daughter’s sister’s boyfriend 
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”I trust that they’ll find me.” what a line, what a fucking line. riz never trusts anyone, it’s his whole thing, being a paranoid lil bitch. he’s the detective and he’s the one who finds clues. but while alone in Hell, he trusts that whatever happens to him his friends will find him. that’s the greatest compliment he could have given to them.
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is she a female intp 5w4 with inward anger or simply autistic?
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Friendship bracelets 
—Ehm… Castiel, what are those?
Sam asked pointing to the intertwined red and gold threads.
—We are friends, aren’t we?
—Friends. Yes, of course. Family.
Dean assured, as confused as the brother.
—I overheard some little girls scout saying that these ‘friendship bracelets’, as you human call them, are a fundamental step in close interpersonal relationships, so I bought these three for us. Did I do wrong?
The two brothers exchanged a look. After a moment of hesitation, Sam took the bracelet. 
—Thank you, man.
—Not a man
A small composed smile appeared on his face. He turned to the blond one. Suddenly Dean became clumsy.
—You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
—Oh, I understand. You don’t have to wear it…
But Castile was actually mortified, and it was obvious. Behind, Sam gave his brother a scolding look. Dean sighed.
—Ok, ok give it here.
The angel lit up.
—But if you don’t want to-
—No, I’m gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.
Meanwhile, three little girls scout giggled, praising themselves for the fraud positively concluded at the expense of that strange silly man.
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I don’t think in the world there is a worse feeling than when you are really excited about something and you can’t think about anything else but the thing so you tell everything to that one person you trust and respect and admire because you want them to understand how wonderful it is, although little, insignificant and useless, and you are inviting them in the most secret and private part of your being and they just. laugh. or worse, you can see in their eyes that they think you’re boring or annoying or crazy so you just shut up and decide to never open your stupid mouth again. Never.
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guys guys I just found out the perfect way to write female characters: write them… as you would write every other character. now that I spoke the universal truth, I can go in peace
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