jupiterstyx
Hyper-fixed Happiness
Name's Xan; welcome to the vast collection that is the random roads my mind takes meAlso, I have a TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fsociety00.dat_
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Mikey: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
April: I’m worried about you.
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#incorrect quotes#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt april#might draw this later if my brain lets me
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Mikey: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Donnie finally snaps and commits murder?
Leo: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.
#incorrect quotes#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt donnie#rise of the tmnt#might draw this later if my brain lets me
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Donnie: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?
Leo: Oklahoma City, bitch!
#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rise of the tmnt#incorrect quotes#rottmnt incorrect quotes#disaster twins#my favorite dumbasses#rottmnt disaster twins#might draw this later if my brain lets me
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Mikey, handing a balloon to Donnie: I have no soul. Have a good day!
Donnie, walking off: I don't have one either.
#rottmnt incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt mikey#smarts and crafts#smarts and craft duo#pbj duo#might draw this later if my brain lets me
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It's the twins. What didn't they do...
Leo, in a jail cell: What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent'! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Donnie, in the cell next to him: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
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Leo: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Donnie: Navy blue isn't your color.
Leo: Navy blue brings out my eyes, you prick! *Chases after Don*
#incorrect quotes#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#disaster twins#my favorite dumbasses#rottmnt disaster twins#might draw this later if my brain lets me
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*Raph and Leo looking at a locked gate into a park*
Raph: Aw. :(
Leo: You know what they say.
Raph: Please don’t-
Leo: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Raph: Frick-
#rottmnt#incorrect quotes#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#rottmnt raph#rise of the tmnt#might draw this later if my brain lets me
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Leo, in a jail cell: What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent'! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Donnie, in the cell next to him: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
#incorrect quotes#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rise of the tmnt#disaster twins#my favorite dumbasses#rottmnt disaster twins#might draw this later if my brain lets me
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Leo: How did the first person know to accept a raven?
Leo: If a bird was flying at me I'd be like, what the FU– *Punches air*
Leo: but then he'd be like, "no I have a message for you."
Leo: I'd be like, "yeah right BIRD!"
Donnie: *wheezing*
#incorrect quotes#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rise of the tmnt#disaster twins#my favorite dumbasses#rottmnt disaster twins#might draw this later if my brain lets me
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Donnie: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Leo: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.
#rottmnt#incorrect quotes#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rise of the tmnt#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#my favorite dumbasses#might draw this later if my brain lets me
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Leo: What was that?
Donnie: My shirt fell.
Leo: It sounded a lot heavier than that.
April: He was in it.
#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt april#incorrect quotes#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rise of the tmnt#might draw this later if my brain lets me
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Holy shit, talking about brains and brawn again cuz just rewatched the movie and can we talk about The parallels between them both sacrificing themselves to save their younger brother????
This is older twin Donnie propaganda btw
#god the parallels of this movie always get me#rottmnt movie#in love with older twin donnie propaganda#rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#rottmnt brains and brawn#rottmnt analysis
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Once again too impatient to wait for myself to finish art before I post it
So updated WIP
Disaster twins >>>>>
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Leo: Oh my god I have a fuckin' horse in my throat.
Donnie: Leo that is not an expression...
#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#disaster twins#my favorite dumbasses#rottmnt disaster twins#rise of the tmnt#might draw this later if my brain lets me
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This user loves Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
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*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Raph: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Mikey: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Leo: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Donnie: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Leo: *flips the board*
#rottmnt incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#rise of the tmnt#might draw this later if my brain lets me
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