there are things about me you do not know.

and if a beetle climbed onto the back of a dove? and they unknowingly flew together towards the sun sinking behind the elm trees?

SEXY GOOSE ALERT ‼️

made a pen out of a feather now yen is using it to tickle geralt in bed. my memoirs will never be finished at this rate. god. brb going to find another goose

and if a beetle climbed onto the back of a dove? and they unknowingly flew together towards the sun sinking behind the elm trees?

made a pen out of a feather now yen is using it to tickle geralt in bed. my memoirs will never be finished at this rate. god. brb going to find another goose

so many beautiful women in my dms… i cant get to all of you rn 💔 working on scheduling a date w each of u using thhe handy link youve provided though ❤️ please be patient as my laptop has beenm malfunctioning lately❤️‍🩹

the foul sorcerer has harmed me once again

:3

debating whether or no to become a primordial ooze

listening to valdo marx's supposed """music"'''' while SHITTING MY BRAINS OUT!!!

VOTE DENIED BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHERE MY TITS WILL NEXT BE OUT. I CANNOT PREDICT THE FUTURE. I WILL HAVE TO SEE WHICH MOMENT TAKES ME TO A SPIRITUAL PLACE IN WHICH I FEEL THE ROILING DESIRE TO UNDRESS MINE BOSOM

ALRIGHT THE RESULTS ARE IN! MY HONKERS WILL BE OUT SOMEWHERE NEAR YOU AT SOME POINT NEAR WHEN

how did you get this devilishly handsome picture of me!

honk honk honk honk honk

honk honk honk honk honk

fuck. FUCK. fucked up the dirty talk AGAIN

ugh just did another lecture. everyone wants to study under me but it's frightfully boring. perchance i will find someone to let me study under them if you.......... understand my....innuendo...

WELL IF I MUST HAVE MY TITS OUT ONCE MORE. WHY NOT COVERED IN SLIME! one of life's little delicacies. Not going anywhere near a selkimore however! said slime must instead be delivered to me