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izzyoung · 5 years

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This is the demon that helps me run away from my problems with only my livers as payment

#sign me up #henny #jenny #alcohol #vices #liquor #40 proof #death #soon #suicide but the fun way

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izzyoung · 6 years

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Probably because he's not speaking English

hot, there no other way to describe yoongi’s rapping

cr: electrici_tae

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izzyoung · 6 years

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Ready for church

#church #god #drunk wasted #somebody had a good night #is he okay #no #really #is he ok #follow 4 follow #like for like #like for follow #Shralala

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izzyoung · 6 years

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When Dragon Ball Super decided to try there hands at touching on social issue

I’ve been waiting to hear the English dub of this scene for damn near 2 years now, and Funimation did not disappoint on the translation.

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izzyoung · 6 years

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Shout-out to all the niggas who put time in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to keep music lit......

Y'all niggas lit

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izzyoung · 6 years

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Exhibit B of niggas doin typical nigga shit like wanting to cause bodily harm simply because one is fake

The saiyan prince calling out fake niggas

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izzyoung · 6 years

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It's Canon it's confirmed no longer any disputing it Saiyan's are a race of NIGGAS there I said it

Still Saiyan

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izzyoung · 6 years

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Bitches be trippin niggas be trippin it's wild fam

Barack Obama

#inspirational quotes #president #Barack Obama #black #black humor #ghetto #life quote #quoteoftheday #love quote

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izzyoung · 6 years

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When you tryna give God the glory but the devil offers you a 2 for one special

I’m screaming

#twerk #lmfao #ass #born by the river #twerking #god #devil #promo #promo my blog #follow 4 more #follow for like #follow 4 follow #follow for follow #follow

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izzyoung · 6 years

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I think I need to reblog this video for the culture

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izzyoung · 6 years

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Allstate can save your life or your insurance or something.....

Are you in good hands?

Im having ike a mini anxiety attack out of nowhere wth?

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izzyoung · 6 years

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Yea don't like anime cause other people have influenced you into finally giving it a chance

don’t jump on the anime bandwagon now just because michael b jordan and kim kardashian said anime was cool, stay your bum asses over there, y’all were making fun of anime niggas like two weeks ago so keep that same energy

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izzyoung · 6 years

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2 Heads Are Not Better Than One Pt. 1

So Its a normal day I'm home from work texting back and forth with the misses (her still bein at her job) you know the weird shit that we call normal or "us"

When all of a sudden my other gf who happens to be hanging out with a friend of hers (who lives 6 minutes away from me) begins texting me also so I begin to expertly conduct two conversations at once

Until I then made a fatal mistake of sending a message to GF#1 meant for GF#2 and somehow GF#1's female senses went off as if something in her head was processing while listening to my dumbass try to explain it away

And I really tried too

A nigga really tried to tell this women my reason for texting her outta the blue

"I can't let you in my house let alone my room"

Was because my brother just said it in a freestyle and I thought it was hard

I'm sweating wondering how she gonna respond is she gonna text my other girl so many questions so little time for a nigga to reach the hyperbolic time chamber and lay low for a year

But I beIN the real nigga I am know I'm a stick with my story so I pull my final forbidden jutsu on her brain called turn it on younojutsu and it's fierce battle

And I'm masterfully tryna maneuver out of this tough situation until I fuçk up and say you can go ahead and text so-so I don't talk to her as anyway it was then GF#1 saw my message and went ghost and I assuming her brain completed processing (aka she texted her) decided to make a final stand and use my final shot and call that bitch a liar everything that came out her mouth was a lie but she saw thru my final attack and unleashed her greatest response