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not a single person is allowed to tell me it’s ToO eArLy FoR hAlLoWeEn StUfF this year. i deserve this. we deserve this. now shut up and pass me that skeleton.
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If you find the military has left out pamphlets, you take them all and throw them away.
did this at a local comic book store once! Fuck that comic book store, it’s a creepy and bad place
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shut the hell up and think about rubber ducky isopods
#isopods#these fuckers are expensive#dont explore isopod / terrarium reddit#you will learn more about the isopod economy than you could ever want
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had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao
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“I started out as a writer and a director. I started acting because I wanted to know how to relate to the actors. When people ask me what I do, I don’t really say that I’m an actor, because actors often wait for someone to give them roles.”
Chadwick Boseman + Filmography
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The funniest thing ive ever fucking seen
Gatlinburg, TN
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someone: capitalism is a rational economic system
a bank: hi i noticed you don’t have any money in your account, so I’m going to charge you an additional $30 for not having any money
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I just finished my longest horror comic ever. I’ll be releasing it in parts over the next several days, but you can read the whole thing now on either my Patreon or Onlyfans!
http://patreon.com/posts/40473691
http://onlyfans.com/40378072/adamtots
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hellfire / holy water
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cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime
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me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
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thinking about the guy on reddit that posted a pic of a giant water bug he put on his arm after flipping it over because it was on its back
#giant water bug: you have saved my life.... for this i shall spare yours#bugs#yall this is why most humans have innate phobias with these things
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