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beth mead: you know, not every problem can be solved with a knife?
danielle van de donk: i know! that’s why i carry two knives!
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emily sonnett: someone would need to blatantly tell me they’re flirting or else i’m oblivious.
lindsey horan: ha, yeah. i’ve been flirting with you for years and you’ve never known.
sonnett: see, just like that! if someone ever likes me can you tell them to tell me like that?
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rose lavelle: i hate when people say “so tell me about yourself”
rose: what do you want to know? my trauma or my favourite colour?
rose: be specific
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lindsey horan, setting down a card: ace of spades.
emily sonnett, pulling out an uno card: +4!
rose lavelle, pulling out a pokémon card: pikachu, i choose you!
sam mewis, trembling: what game are we playing?
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officer: you're under arrest. you have the right to remain silent.
ashlyn harris: i would like to waive that right!
ashlyn: AHHHHHHHH!
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lisa evans: i'm not out of control, i'm a law-abiding citizen.
kim little: oh yeah? name one law.
lisa: don't kill people?
kim: that's on me, i set the bar too low.
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airport security: no liquids allowed.
caitlin foord: oh, okay [starts drinking it]
airport security:
airport security: you know, usually people throw away their shampoo-
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roller coaster worker: now before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured
leah williamson, looking at jordan nobbs:
jordan: what?
leah: do you feel safe?
jordan: i will hit you!
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lindsey horan: what kind of tea is this?
emily sonnett: oh, i boiled some gatorade.
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love your quotes, the diversity of leagues and players is so fun and genuinely some really funny ones. i was wondering if you could source the original quotes like other blogs do, bc i'd love to see where you get these haha!
thank you! and i'll start doing that.
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lisa evans: i was born a winner. i didn't even need nine months to be born, i came out in seven.
vivianne miedema: that's... that's not good.
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lydia williams: you shouldn't be using a straw.
steph catley: i know, i know. it's bad for the environment.
lydia:
lydia: it's just...
lydia: it's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti.
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hope solo: you’re so immature. what are you, twelve?
kelley o’hara: yeah, on a scale of one to ten
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jill roord: i know you think my judgement is clouded just because i like vic a little bit-
shanice van de sanden: you doodled your wedding invitation.
jill: that’s our joint tombstone.
shanice: my mistake.
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rachel daly, unable to sleep: megan, what time is it?
megan oyster: i don’t know, hand me that recorder.
megan: *obnoxiously plays the recorder*
kristie mewis: why the FUCK are you playing the recorder at 2 am?!?!
megan, to rachel: it’s 2 am.
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leila ouahabi: do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
alexia putellas: you’re a hazard to society.
mapi león: and a coward, do 20!
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carson pickett: you’re losing a lot of blood! quick, what's your type?
mackenzie arnold: brunette, brown eyes, funny, maybe sarcastic sometimes, caring, understanding, you.
carson: i meant your blood type.
macca: oh.
macca, looking down: red..
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