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incorrectwinterhawk · 17 days
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Clint: If you were to put together a draft of people you wanted to go out with, would I at least be on it?
Bucky: Yeah— well, how many slots?
Clint: One.
Bucky: ... No.
Clint: Two?
Bucky:
Bucky: What are you asking me right now?
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incorrectwinterhawk · 1 month
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Bucky: I think I'm in love with Clint. Any thoughts?
Natasha: And prayers.
Bucky:
Natasha: You'll need them.
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incorrectwinterhawk · 4 months
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Clint: I'm really jealous of your heart.
Bucky: ... Why?
Clint: 'Cause it's pounding inside you and I'm not.
Bucky: You're terrible.
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incorrectwinterhawk · 4 months
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Clint: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but 2+2=5.
Bucky: ...
Bucky: If you want me to kiss you, you can just say that.
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incorrectwinterhawk · 5 months
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Bucky: I wanna do something stupid.
Clint: I'm stupid, do me!
Bucky: Sweetheart, I know you're stupid....
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incorrectwinterhawk · 5 months
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Bucky: I don't know what I want for dinner.
Clint: Me!
Bucky:
Clint:
Clint: Or, y'know, we could order pizza...
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incorrectwinterhawk · 5 months
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Bucky: I hate you.
Clint: Aw, I love you too.
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incorrectwinterhawk · 5 months
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Bucky: Did it hurt when you fell?
Clint: From what? Heaven, or in love?
Bucky: Dear, as much as I would love to save your ego, you just face planted down a flight of stairs.
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incorrectwinterhawk · 5 months
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Clint: Are you a toaster? 'Cause a bath with you would send me to heaven.
Bucky, visibly concerned: ... Are you okay?
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