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Noel: I’ve never encountered a problem that can’t be solved by a spontaneous musical number
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Mischa: I couldn't do this without you, Noel .
Noel : Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
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The teens reactions to being called cishet:
Mischa: The fuck, no I'm not.
Ricky: Excuse the hell out of you?
Ocean: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Noel: Rude.
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Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many
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Ricky: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Jane, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Ricky: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
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the horrors are returning everyone!!!! clap if you’re excited for the horrors
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Jane: Which country has the most birds?
Jane: Portu-geese!
Mischa: That's a language.
Jane: Portu-gull?
Mischa: Good recovery.
Ricky: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Ocean: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
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You CANNOT look at Noel and convince me that he’s NOT a theater kid
Noel is absolutely the type of guy to unironically belt songs like “When he sees me”, “No good deed”, and “Prince Ali” in the car
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Noel: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Mischa: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Noel: Seize the dick.
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Ocean: Can you pass the salt?
Mischa: Can you pass away?
Ocean: Too much salt.
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Mischa: How do you want your coffee?
Constance: Black, like my soul.
Mischa:
Mischa: Constance, your soul is a latte.
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Noel: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Constance: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Noel: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Constance: Somehow that's worse.
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Ocean: I want a trip down memory lane.
Mischa: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Ocean's lap*
Mischa: I heard you needed these?
Ocean: YES! ALL OF THEM!
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Noel: Let’s write Ocean a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...
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