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the sound a bass guitar makes is a gender.
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From the announcement on QueenOnline:
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Everyone, may I present: Sir Brian Harold May CBE and Lady Anita May ♄
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I posted 10 times in 2022
6 posts created (60%)
4 posts reblogged (40%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@rogersconverses
@elytrians
@funnytwittertweets
@freddie-mercuryy
I tagged 10 of my posts in 2022
#freddie mercury - 8 posts
#incorrect queen quotes - 7 posts
#queen - 7 posts
#incorrect freddie mercury - 7 posts
#incorrect quotes - 6 posts
#roger taylor - 5 posts
#brian may - 5 posts
#incorrect roger taylor - 5 posts
#quotes - 5 posts
#incorrect brian may - 4 posts
Longest Tag: 33 characters
#roger would announce it like that
My Top Posts in 2022:
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Freddie, to Jim: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Roger: *from the other room* would you like to stay forever?
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Freddie: Jim and I are no longer dating.
Jim: Freddie, that's a terrible way to tell people we're married
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Brian, setting down a card: Ace of spades Freddie, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Roger, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Deaky, trembling: What are we playing
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Netflix who's watching meme ft Queen:
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My #1 post of 2022
Freddie: my freshman college roommate Roger sat me down at the start of the year and said “heads up, I’m gonna be bringing a lot of guys around, maybe some girls too. Get used to it, because this ain’t highschool anymore.”
Freddie: anyways he brought like one tall space nerd who plays guitar back the whole year and now they’re married
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“Oh, I was not made for heaven. No, I don’t want to go to heaven. Hell is much better. Think of all the interesting people you’re going to meet down there.” - Freddie Mercury
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Netflix who's watching meme ft Queen:
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Freddie: Jim and I are no longer dating.
Jim: Freddie, that's a terrible way to tell people we're married
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Freddie, to Jim: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Roger: *from the other room* would you like to stay forever?
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Brian: *grumbling* you're an idiot
Roger, grinning: yes I am!
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Freddie: my freshman college roommate Roger sat me down at the start of the year and said “heads up, I’m gonna be bringing a lot of guys around, maybe some girls too. Get used to it, because this ain’t highschool anymore.”
Freddie: anyways he brought like one tall space nerd who plays guitar back the whole year and now they’re married
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Brian, setting down a card: Ace of spades Freddie, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Roger, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Deaky, trembling: What are we playing
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"darling" is honestly such a good pet name because it's sweet but saying it it also makes you feel like a really gay villain
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Freddie, in even higher heels: FOOLS
brian, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
roger, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly pink 6 inch heels: WEAK
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Freddie: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older.
John: "What do you want for Christmas?" I don't know?
Brian: Financial Security? A stable job?
Roger: A nap would be nice.
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Roger: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Paul: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
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Miami: Who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Deaky: I did it, I broke it.
Miami: No. No, you didn't. Brian?
Brian: Don't look at me, look at Rog.
Roger: What? I didn't break it.
Brian: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Roger: Because it's standing right in front of us and it's broken!
Brian: Suspicious.
Roger: No, it's not!
Paul: If it matters, probably not, but Freddie was the last one to use it.
Freddie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.
Paul: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Freddie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Paul!
Deaky: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Miami.
Miami: No! Who broke it?
Roger: Miami? Reid has been awfully quiet...
Reid: Really? Oh my god!
*everyone arguing*
Miami: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Miami: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Miami: God, give me patience. Roger: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Miami: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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From Freddie's Twitter:
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