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DP Adventure all the way! These quotes are 100% canonical. I mean, maybe. Submission box open all day, every day!
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“I WILL KILL AS MANY PEOPLE AS I HAVE TO AS LONG AS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!”
- Cyrus, to Hareta
#source: dbz abridged#submission#cyrus#hareta#dpa manga#team galactic#blackjackgabbiani#pokemon dpa#pokemon dp adventure
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Mitsumi: You don’t have a patent on being a control freak, Cyrus.
Cyrus: I kinda do.
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“Wine was grapes once, so it’s healthy!”
- Kaisei
#source: team fourstar#submission#kaisei#dpa manga#blackjackgabbiani#pokemon dpa#pokemon dp adventure
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[Hareta has come inside for the night]
Mitsumi: Those are not pyjamas! They’re not! You’re wearing Crocs!
(Maximilian Dood)
#source: maximilian dood#submission#hareta#mitsumi#dpa manga#blackjackgabbiani#pokemon dpa#pokemon dp adventure
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“I love children. Hope to be one myself someday.”
– Mitsumi
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“I have,, crippling depression.”
- Cyrus
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“I’ve run the permutations through my little computer, and all of them say ‘you’re fucked.’“
- Charon, to Hareta
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“Somebody needs to put that guy out of my misery.”
- Koya, about Kaisei
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Saturn [under his breath]: Fuck you.
Charon: Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that. What did you say?
Saturn: I said, will do sir.
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Kaisei: I can’t do it. It would be against my moral compass.
Rowan: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!
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Rowan: Two shots...of vodka.
Rowan: (empties the entire bottle)
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emma shops for clothes
Koya [calling Emma on the phone]: Emma?
Emma: Hey, what’s up?
Koya: I need your help. Can you come here?
Emma: I can’t, I’m buying clothes.
Koya: Alright, then hurry up and come over here.
Emma: I can’t find them.
Koya: What do you mean, you can’t find them?
Emma: I mean I can’t find them. There’s only soup.
Koya: What do you mean, there’s “only soup?”
Emma: It means, there’s only soup!
Koya: Get out of the soup isle!
Emma: Okay, fine! But you don’t have to shout at me!
Emma [in the next isle]: There’s more soup.
Koya: What do you mean, there’s “more soup?!”
Emma: There’s just more soup!
Koya: Go into the next isle!
Emma [in the next isle]: There’s still soup.
Koya: Where ARE you right now?!
Emma: I’M AT SOUP!
Koya: What do you MEAN, you’re “at soup?!”
Emma: I MEAN I’M AT SOUP!
Koya: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
Emma: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!
Koya: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Emma: FUCK YOU!
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Actually the vine that this one’s based off of is a reference to Lysandre -- I thought I would be able to make it work for Cyrus bc their plans are sort of similar (at least in this context).
Here’s the original if you want to take a look! I changed Mars’ line so that it would make a little more sense, but other than that it’s the same thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN9DW4rrEjY
Vol. 2
Hareta: Hey, it’s nice to meet you!
Cyrus [with ominous music playing in the background]: This world is imperfect.
Hareta: What.
Cyrus: If only I could wipe away the impurities…
Hareta: Is anyone else hearing this?
Cyrus: …and make it as beautiful as me!
[three volumes later]
Mars: Boss, is this what you meant? You lied to us!
Cyrus [as Hareta rolls his eyes in the background]: Yes, it is! My machinations lay undetected for years! FOR I AM A MASTER OF DECEPTION!
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Vol. 2
Hareta: Hey, it’s nice to meet you!
Cyrus [with ominous music playing in the background]: This world is imperfect.
Hareta: What.
Cyrus: If only I could wipe away the impurities...
Hareta: Is anyone else hearing this?
Cyrus: ...and make it as beautiful as me!
[three volumes later]
Mars: Boss, is this what you meant? You lied to us!
Cyrus [as Hareta rolls his eyes in the background]: Yes, it is! My machinations lay undetected for years! FOR I AM A MASTER OF DECEPTION!
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Jun: I should’ve known she’d never like me. Girls...never...like me.
Koya: Jun, I don’t think anybody likes you.
Jun: I like me.
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Charon: You’re supposed to be imprisoned!
Cyrus: Yeah, and you’re supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six piece chicken McNobody.
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[Hareta and Cyrus are having lunch]
Hareta: Cyrus, look!
[he’s pushed all the peas on his plate to look like a smiley face]
Cyrus: Neat. Stonehenge.
#source: community#submission#hareta#cyrus#dpa manga#team galactic#blackjackgabbiani#pokemon dpa#pokemon dp adventure
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