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incorrect-tbhk · 11 hours
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Aoi: I may have accidentally indulged in too much “Me Time.”
Aoi: Turns out I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
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incorrect-tbhk · 1 day
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Tsuchigomori: *teaching biology*
Yashiro: So, I’m a homo sapien?
Natsuhiko, who wasn’t listening: That’s what’s up. Yeah, love who you love.
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incorrect-tbhk · 2 days
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Sakura: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Natsuhiko: People who sleep with socks on are not to be trusted.
Mitsuba: People who sleep are weird
Tsukasa: I was a sock once
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incorrect-tbhk · 3 days
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Yashiro: Hanako, we tried things your way
Hanako: No, we haven’t
Kou: We did in our heads and it didn’t work.
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incorrect-tbhk · 4 days
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Akane: I’m editing Wikipedia. I’m saying you died.
Teru: I don’t have a fucking Wikipedia article. What article are you putting that into?
Akane: All Dogs Go to Heaven 2
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incorrect-tbhk · 5 days
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Natsuhiko: What’s your blood type?
Sakura: How would I know?
Natsuhiko: How would you not know?
Sakura: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner? Discoverer of blood types?
Natsuhiko: You don’t know your own blood type but you know who created them?
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incorrect-tbhk · 6 days
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Hanako: When people get too chummy with me I call them by the wrong name to show them that I don’t care about them.
Kou: Wow, that’s a great idea!
Hanako: Thanks, Akane
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incorrect-tbhk · 7 days
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Kou, to a sick Teru: I typed your symptoms into the computer and it says you might have network connectivity problems.
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incorrect-tbhk · 8 days
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Teru: You know that feeling when your heart skips a beat?
Akane: That’s called arrhythmia
Teru: I get that every time I see y-
Akane: You can die from it
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incorrect-tbhk · 9 days
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Akane: The stars are beautiful tonight.
Aoi: Me.
Akane: You know what else is—wait, what.
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incorrect-tbhk · 10 days
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Akane: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance.
Teru, on one knee, with a ring: I mean, yeah, I guess.
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incorrect-tbhk · 11 days
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Natsuhiko: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*
Natsuhiko: Let’s get this party started
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incorrect-tbhk · 12 days
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Teru, holding a python: Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Akane: You did WHAT–
Aoi: William Snakepeare
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incorrect-tbhk · 13 days
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Yashiro: I think Hanako's in trouble!
Akane: Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.
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incorrect-tbhk · 14 days
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Tiara: Teru and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Kou, sighing: What did Teru do?
Tiara: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Teru: Who wants a steering wheel?
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incorrect-tbhk · 15 days
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Hanako, Kou, and Mitsuba: *sitting on a bench*
Yashiro: Why do you guys look so sad?
Hanako: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Yashiro: *sits down*
Kou: The bench is freshly painted.
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incorrect-tbhk · 16 days
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Akane: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Teru: I never had one.
Akane: An imagination or a childhood?
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