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Overlord: You should treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
Casino: Killed without hesitation.
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King: You flirt and kiss and for what? Sex? Love? Pathetic.
D.Va: To raise my charisma stat.
King: Ah, I see. A gamer. You may pass.
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Overlord: Ask me why I love you.
D.Va: Ok? Why do you love me?
Overlord, pulling up a PowerPoint with 100 slides: I’m so glad you asked!
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D.Mon: Gay rights? True.
D.Mon: As a gay, I’m always right.
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Overlord: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
D.Va: You’re strong!
Casino: You’re weak!
King: You’re a fucking dumbass.
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D.Va: Man, what do we have that I can vore?
D.Mon:
D.Mon: Hana, please just say eat.
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Casino: These things are usually hit or miss-
D.Va, Dae-Hyun and King at the same time: I guess they never miss, huh?
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I drew this when the D.va short just came out but I didn’t like it much… well, I still hate this piece, but I don’t want it just laying there..
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D.Va: Do you dare me to eat 10 marshmallows at the same time?
Casino: You are a hazard to society.
D.Mon: And a coward. Do 20.
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“I've been told, I'm too negative and hostile to Casino. So to everyone out there; if my tweets have offended you, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read.”
— King
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Thank you for 500 followers!!!!
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Life sure is fun!!
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D.Mon: Overlord said a bad word during training today.
King: Where the fuck did he learn that?
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D.Mon : I never know what to say to people at funerals
D.Va : Just say "I'm sorry for your loss" then move on.
[Later at a funeral]
D.Mon : Sorry for your loss. Move on.
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Hello! I’m so sorry for being super inactive, i was dealing a lot of personal issues. But this blog is up and running again! Thank you for being patient with me!
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D.Va : If you won the lottery and got 50 million dollars but King was in jail and the bail is 49 million, would you do it?
Casino : Who's King?
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