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I’ve decided to migrate all future posts onto my main blog, @bugaboo-valerie. Don’t worry; I won’t be deleting this account, but I want to do it there because I can expand it to more characters and gain more popularity (as I’m multifandom).
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Dany: What if we inverted our initials? Taenerys Dargaryen.
Margaery: Targaery Myrell.
Myrcella: Byrcella Maratheon.
Sansa: Sansa Stark- I don't like this game.
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Theon: I don't want to lie anymore.
Robb: Theon-
Jon: Lie about what?
Theon: *sighs* It's Robb. I've been dating Robb.
Everyone: ...
Everyone: ROBB??!!
Margaery: *stands up* Theon's not the only one!
Dany: *gasps* You're dating Robb, too?
Margaery: What? No- I...
Margaery: *sighs* Sansa's always been my best friend, but now I love her.
Sansa: *stands up and hugs Margaery*
Tormund: Wait a minute...
Tormund: *counting with his fingers* Theon and Robb... Margaery and Sansa? You mean...
Tormund: I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH JON SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME FOR NOTHING?
Jon: Babe...
Bran: *uncontrollably sobbing* I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
Theon: Wait, you have a boyfriend?
Bran: Yeah... he's one of the Reed kids, Jojen.
Dany: *throws her hands in the air* Now wait a gosh-darned second!
Everyone:
Dany: Is there anybody else who's going to come out?
Everyone: ...
Benjen: *materializes out of nowhere* I don't like anyone!
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Sansa: *singing* You gotta do the cooking by the book. Then you'll have a-
Arya: BREAK IT DOWN BITCH, NOW LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP
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URL change:
Now @incorrect-house-stark-quotes
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Gendry, lovingly: Arya, you may be a bitch, but you're my bitch.
Arya: You may be a dumbass but you're my dumbass.
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Jon: Hey, I'm gonna run to the store and get some food. Do you want anything?
Ygritte: I want some gum.
Jon: But that only lasts two seconds.
Ygritte: Like you did last night?
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Daenerys: Do I look nice?
Sansa, irritably: You look like you're about to set someone on fire.
Daenerys: Perfect.
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Clap your hands if you're bisexual and a little bit of a dumbass.
Jon
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Arya: Dad, I'm hungry.
Ned: Hi hungry, I'm Dad.
Arya: Dad, I'm serious.
Ned: I thought you were hungry.
Arya: Are you kidding me?
Ned: Nope, I'm dad.
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Sansa: What's a Queen without her King?
Arya: Well, historically, better.
Sansa: Well, what's Juliet without Romeo?
Arya: Alive.
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Margaery: Strawberry milk don't taste like strawberry, but it sure as hell tastes like pink.
Sansa: Tea.
Margaery: Girl it's milk.
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Cersei: Are you calling me a liar?
Ned: I ain't calling you a truther!
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Tormund: Y'know, they say you are what you eat.
Jon: *stands up and goes to the top of a hill*
Sam: Jon, please don't-
Jon: *winks at Ygritte* This one's for you, Ygritte.
Jon: Everybody! You shall now address me as Ygritte!
Ygritte: Oh my god, you're an idiot.
Tormund: Yeah, but he's your idiot, sucker!
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Margaery: Strawberry milk don't taste like strawberry, but it sure as hell tastes like pink.
Sansa: Tea.
Margaery: Girl it's milk.
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