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Is no one going to mention that right after Dean and Cas had a ~moment~ that Dean's shirt strait up just said BI?? Or like do I just have to point that out myself??
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I know this is like extremely depressing lol but when I look at people I would consider dating/marrying, 1 of the “litmus tests” I have for myself is the answer to this question: “if this marriage were to fall apart, could I see myself coparenting successfully with this person?”
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Toby, in the dark: what was that noise??
Jeff: Idk man, compliment it before it kills us.
Toby and Jeff:...
Toby: You have lovely eyes.
Eyeless Jack, turning the lights on: Okay first of all, rude.
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Why isn't tthis a requirement???
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL
“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”
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Things that have happened on National TV part 2
Damian:Accidentally interviewed the Interviewer
Bruce:pretended to cry when someone brought up Jason’s death (this was after Jason killed dozens of people)
Tim:knocked someone out when they startled him
Dick:Had to awkwardly sit there while the rest of his family discussed his butt.
Jason:broke into set and kept doing things like making the lights flicker and weird background noises
Tim:knocked over an expensive vase and shattered it
Damian:laughed so hard he doubled over and cut himself on said vase
Jason:went through an entire interview in a Russian accent, despite Bruce’s protests
Cas:started signing really fast instead of talking and froze mid sentence before cursing.
Dick and Damian:got into a fight over cats vs dogs
Tim:went through an entire interview about Damian without saying his correct name once. I.e. “how do you feel about Damian?” “Sometimes the demon spawn can be nice, but most of the time he’s demon spawn.”
Dick:There was a challenge. It wasn’t his idea to see how many questions he could answer while doing a handstand.
Cas:Did a frontflip and landed on the couch for her first interview
Bruce:has accidentally used a sexual innuendo in front of his entire family
Jason:made an inappropriate joke using Dick’s name.
Dick:said that he wasn’t a“Richard” anymore but “Richer”
Babs(at a police thing about her dad):Someone asked her who the hottest vigilante was. She was so torn.
Babs:”There are reports of a young man climbing up a trellis to your—“
“My friend likes to do that occasionally. I’ll text him saying I’ve had a rough day and he’ll find a way to cheer me up. That’s all. Nothing else.”
“And what’s this friend’s name?”
“Anonymous for his safety”
Dick:complained that Bruce grounded him for sneaking out
Jason:complained that Bruce grounded him for sneaking out
Tim:complained that Bruce grounded him for sneaking out
Damian:complained that Bruce grounded him for sneaking out
Cas:Has never really been grounded
Bruce:was asked about how many children he has. He had to count, and then ask about children who were at the manor so much that they’re practically his kids. He came up with eleven.(Roy, Kon, Jon, Steph, Babs, Wally, Dick, Tim, Damian, and Jason, Duke,Cas)
Steph:Was walking along the sidewalk when a journalist approached her with a picture of her and Tim making out and asked if it was her. Steph slapped him before calling Bruce.
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Alfred pennyworth is the sassiest Butler ever to live!!
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“Is that a baby?” asks the vampire.
It is a baby. The alpha has it tied to eir chest with a scarf. It does not look particularity secure
“Mine now.” signs the alpha.
“Uh huh,” agrees the vampire hesitantly “[Witch]? Can you come here?”
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at cas and dean’s wedding:
pastor: repeat after me.
dean: repeat after me.
paster (to cas): is he serious?
cas: no, his name is dean.
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I plan on being an engineer at NASA, but I can’t do that without taking them classes at that all-white high school, and I can’t change the color of my skin. So I have no choice, but to be the first, which I can’t do without you, sir. Your Honor, out of all the cases you gonna hear today, which one is gonna matter 100 years from now? Which one is gonna make you the first?
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so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.
that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.
that’s why we got kicked out.
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As a kid, you always wanted someone to hear you cry so they could help you, but as an adult, you would rather cry alone than have to tell anyone about whats going on
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In the Disney movie Cars humans would be considered a parasite that invades cars and takes control of the cars nervous system
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