Cinta Kaz (Varada Sethu) is the next Doctor Who companion. The Daleks don't stand a chance. She's gonna one-shot the Cyber Leader before 15 has a chance to say "Hold on a minute, let's talk".

Dierdre Barlow ate a devil fruit and that's canon

At the end of every Hercule Poirot story, he always calls an emergency meeting to find the imposter among us.

If I was the Dwarves, I simply wouldn't have delved too deep or too greedily. I would have delved to the exact right level, without awakening any ancient evils. But that's just me 🤷⛏️🥰

Imagine someone confessing to a murder in the Discord #Vent channel. Like they post "I feel like such an idiot 😔 me and my boyfriend got into an argument and I pushed him down the stairs! He's unresponsive 😬" and there are like ten :oof: reactions, someone says "bestie that's murder" and a mod replies "Please read channel description, only give feedback when requested"

"Any final words?" "I stand by what I said. Baldur's Gate 3 is mid."

I am judged Guilty. The gamers drag me away. They make the punishment fit the crime. I am to be choked to death by someone dressed as Gale while someone dressed as Wyll stands to the side.

My friend told his girlfriend "I don't feel well" and she meant to reply "Get well!" or "Feel good!" but instead said "Get Good."

Silk Chiffon but the lyrics are "I'm high and I'm feeling anxious, inside a CEX"

There's this TikTok account that pretends different music girlies served in the military and the commitment to the bit kills me every time like

I wish I was part of a found family but it's a massive Italian American family that makes huge pots of pasta w/ gravy every Sunday and everyone yells at each other and has 5-7 context dependent nicknames based on like 20 years of shared forced history

I could make a larger skeleton. not impressive

"This section needs expansion" I disagree, wiki editor. Darth Vader, Yoda and Starkiller being in Soulcalibur IV [2008] is the only important Star Wars video game.

They should build a 2nd Eiffel Tower right next to the first one and call it Eiffel Tower 2

With Tears of the Kingdom we finally get an answer to the age old question: what if Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts let you play as a curious twink

rauru show me what that hand do

i start every day with one extremely tall 🏳️‍🌈 Iced Coffee 🏳️‍🌈 and then slowly, shamefully drink enough Monster Energy Zero Ultra to execute a horse

it's time for my monthly remembering that the Reply All podcast did a 5 part series on how the Bon Appetit Test Kitchen was racist and anti-worker and after part 2 aired Reply All / Gimlet Media workers came out to say that the company was racist and anti-worker, causing one of the hosts to resign and the podcast to end after 8 years