I keep putting off starting New Moon. One, because I’ve been kinda busy. But more importantly two, because not only are we losing Edward’s POV with Midnight Sun being done, but we’re also losing him as a character! Within like the first two chapters he’s gonna dip, and we’re just left with mist Edward!
I love Edward Cullen. He's not vampire-y enough for the vampire fans. He's not human enough for the slice of life fans. He's just some guy acting on weird impulses and drinking some deer blood when it's convenient for the plot. Love him.
My oversimplification of each of the Cullen’s meeting their SO for (basically) the first time.
Carlisle: I’ve turned this poor woman into a monster, she’ll probably be distraught and upset.
Esme: oh sweet, it’s the kind and hot doctor from my youth!
Emmett: I’m dying and this beautiful Angel is taking me to heaven. Nice.
Rosalie: run, run, run! Go, go, go, go!
Jasper: I hate the way it feels when I feed on people. My life is such torture.
Alice: I love you so much! You’re perfect and we’re gonna be super happy together!
Jasper: Heart eyes.
Bella: I guess one of the Cullen’s is my lab partner in bio.
Edward: You torment me girl! You’ve been placed on this earth with the sole purpose of tempting me! And I can feel the monster giving in! I am a wretched creature that should not exist!
Bella: What’s wrong with him? Does he think I smell or something?
Edward mentioning that he was refraining from saying insults to Rosalie’s team during the baseball game (because he wanted to stay on his best behavior in front of Bella), is cute but also quite funny.
Like, he’s says Rosalie was annoyed by it, but I can also imagine that Emmett and Jasper were making fun of him for being so proper, and trying to impress his girlfriend.
I'M LIKE A CHAPTER AWAY FROM THE BASEBALL SCENE!!! Gonna be blasting Supermassive Black Hole while I read it!
All the locals from the different towns are just like, “oh him? The guy sparkling like a strobe light in the sun? That’s just Ed. He’s a bit mopey, but he gives your car a mean wash!”