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ilikebooksthings · 2 years
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I just have one thing to say…
RYLE KINCAID IS AN ASSHOLE AND I HATE HIM!
Thank you and good night 🫡
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ilikebooksthings · 2 years
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Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.
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ilikebooksthings · 2 years
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appreciation post for kaz’s best one-liners
because he’s the chandler of the crows
about jesper spelling ‘forgive me’ on dirix’s chest in bullet holes: “Compromise”, Kaz said. “I’m sorry does the trick and uses fewer bullets.”
“If you fail, all the world will suffer for it.” - “Oh, it’s worse than that, Van Eck. If I fail, I don’t get paid.”
“I had a question,”, said Kaz. “About your mother and whether the rumours are true.” (he says that to a guard in hellgate 💀)
when he tells wylan to watch jesper so he doesn’t go gambling: “I don’t need a nursemaid”, Jesper snapped. “More like a chaperone, but if you want him to wash your nappies and tuck you in at night, that’s your business.” (captain of the wesper ship from day one)
Kaz replied with a time-saving gesture that relied heavily on his middle finger and disappeared belowdecks. (i know, technically not a line, but still great)
“I’ll just hire Matthias’ ghost to kick your ghost’s ass.” (iconic 👏🏻)
when jesper doesn’t know what to do with the backless book: “Hold it up so we don’t have to look at your ugly face.”
“What is he doing?” asked Matthias. “Performing an ancient Zemeni ritual,” Kaz said. “Really?” - “No.”
“How do we cross? I don’t see anything.” - “Because you are not worthy.” - “I’m also not nearsighted. There’s nothing there.” followed by: “This is only one part of Hringkälla.” - “Yes, I know, then a tree tells you the secret handshake.”
“You can explain why our illustrious Shu scientist looks like one of Wylan’s school pals along the way.”
about van eck’s replacement for the ruby (that HE STOLE): “Nice pin,” Kaz said with a glance at the ruby stuck to Van Eck’s tie, “Not as nice as the other one, though.”
“Let’s go.” - “Me?” - “No, the idiot behind you.”
“How is-” - “Nina is fine. Jesper is fine. Everyone is fine except for me because I’m stuck with a gang of hand-wringing nursemaids. Keep a watch.” (actually it’s because of inej, but sure, kaz)
while petting a dog: “Now why can’t people be this easily trained?”
“I helped as well,” added Kuwei, looking sulky. “He did help,” Wylan said. “We’ll make him a plaque,” said Kaz.
“I need to do this. I’ve never been to my mother’s grave. I’m not leaving Kerch without saying goodbye.” - “Trust me, you care more than she does.” (i mean he’s right but jesus christ 💀)
“Pick up the pace,” Kaz said, eyeing his watch. “If I spill a single drop of this, it will burn straight through the floor onto my father’s dinner guests.” - “Take your time.”
when he breaks that dreg member’s leg: “My leg! My leg!” - “I recommend a cane.” (he’s a bad bitch and he knows it. 10/10)
Jellen Radmakker had fallen to the stage and was bellowing, “I’ve been shot!” He had not been shot.
when zoya tries to reanimate kuwei: “I really hope she gets this right,” murmured Nina. “Not as much as Kuwei does,” said Kaz.
in conclusion: kaz is actually funny as hell
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ilikebooksthings · 2 years
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I’m re-reading six of crows right now and Inej sneaks up behind a guard
“Please,” he moaned. “I-“
“I like it when men beg,” she said “But this isn’t the time for it”
I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART
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ilikebooksthings · 2 years
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Just thinking about the fact that this person will never look at me that way🫠😊💀
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ilikebooksthings · 2 years
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Kaz Brekker. That’s it. Reblog if you agree.
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ilikebooksthings · 2 years
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I love the way Six of Crows is literally about a bunch of mentally unstable teenagers who want money, are horny and in love all the time, and trust a dude with a bad haircut and a cane to save their lives.
It’s nothing else then them wanting to pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to burn their kruge.
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ilikebooksthings · 2 years
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I want someone to tell me that
“I would come for you. And if I couldn’t walk I’d crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we’d fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that’s what we do, we never stop fighting.”
But I know that won’t happen because my name is not Inej Ghafa and I don’t have super cool gymnastic skills or a trauma filled, dark haired boy with a cane that can say it to me.
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ilikebooksthings · 2 years
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They are way to adorable for their own good (and for my mental health but we don’t need to talk about that)
Wylan: *sneaks into house at 2am*
Kaz: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?
Wylan: I was with... Uh... Jesper!
Jesper: *also turns in swivel chair*. Care to- *keeps spinning* Kaz- I can't stop the chair-
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ilikebooksthings · 2 years
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“But I protected myself , I surround myself with books, their silence does not demand anything, they exist ,they are alive,they are for anyone to open, unlike us human beings.”
-Bo Carpelan
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ilikebooksthings · 2 years
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The way people are hating on it saying it’s not really reading just bothers me as well. Like don’t make people feel ashamed of the things they like!
im sorry for every person that doesn't know how wholesome and healing and sustaining the wonder of fanfiction can be. there must be something missing in your life
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ilikebooksthings · 2 years
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I just rewatched Shadow and Bone and I am losing my mind over Kaz’s devotion to Inej all over again
“What do you believe in?” “Myself… and you”
His commitment to paying off her indenture
The look in his eyes every time,,, there is so much there that isn’t said
I am going to really lose my shit when they start using the Kanej dialogue from the books
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