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iblameashley · 35 minutes
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Reblog this to make a bigot uncomfortable
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iblameashley · 2 days
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Soap: Have you ever wondered about how an author would describe you in a novel?
Price: “He walks with the confidence of a man who knows he's doing the right thing.”
Gaz: “His laughter was like thunder. A hot thunder.”
Ghost: “And then there’s this asshole...”
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iblameashley · 2 days
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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 
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iblameashley · 2 days
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"Break's over, Roach. Let's go."
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iblameashley · 3 days
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Kaidan I Citadel DLC
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iblameashley · 3 days
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iblameashley · 4 days
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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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iblameashley · 4 days
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Soap: Did you have to stab them?
Ghost: You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.
Soap: What did they say?
Ghost: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Soap: That's fair.
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iblameashley · 5 days
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Ghost: The doctor said that I was perfectly fine. Except for this massive burn scar. And a broken rib. Which was right next to two other broken ribs.
Soap: Did she clear you or not?
Ghost: She did not. Alright, let’s get to work.
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iblameashley · 5 days
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Overheard at Captain Price’s office.
Ghost: It’s weird. It’s like… I… I like him. Much.
Price: You like him. Much.
Ghost: Yeah.
Ghost: Much.
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iblameashley · 5 days
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Soap: You're like our cool dad.
Price: I'm not your dad.
Gaz: Dear diary, today we were disowned by our own father.
Ghost: Father.
Price: Not you too, Simon.
Ghost: Father. I crave violence.
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iblameashley · 5 days
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Ghost: In theory? I’m a bad bitch. But when people actually meet me they realize I’m a loser
Soap: You’re a loser who’s a bad bitch. A lame bitch
Ghost: I did not ask for your input
Soap: You’re in my room on my bed and have stolen my blankets, you’re getting my input
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iblameashley · 5 days
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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
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iblameashley · 5 days
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Price: Mmm...chilly night eh?
Gaz: I can handle it Capt
Soap: Aye, nothing compared to the winters at home
Price: Tough one's are you? Alright *Puts out fire* Night boys
In the morning:
Price: *Yawns* Mornin-
Ghost, Gaz, and Soap: *Sleeping layered on each other for warmth*
Price: *Grins smugly while snaping a picture* Like a bunch of primary boys in a sleepover
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iblameashley · 6 days
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Are these y’all’s gay war criminals?
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Feel free to use as an icon—just give credit and lemme know
Also I couldn’t decide between pink or blue so here y’all can have both
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iblameashley · 6 days
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Sergeant MacTavish
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