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when u stand up a bit too quickly and ur head gets a teensy bit spiny and you can’t tell if it’s the vodka or your iron deficiency
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sometimes self care is going to bed at 4:30 instead of 5am
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the day i get rid of my crazy fear of failure and my procrastination, it will be over for you all.
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born to yap, forced to study for finals
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it’s cook or be cooked and I have just found out that I am an awful chef
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we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.
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a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.
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we've done it again folks
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I think it should be socially acceptable for stem majors to spontaneously start screaming in public
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I want to explore secret rooms in libraries and run through long forgotten corridors with friends and kill time in empty lecture halls after hours and go to faculty colloquials for fun and discuss philosophy and history late into the night and-
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I wanted hot chocolate
And then I realized
That I could just
Make
Hot chocolate
And idk man life is good again
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they call me the forgetter because
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i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i'm defending a thesis.
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I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am
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to my friends: I love you all so much
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getting to actually read these for my classics course destroyed me
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quotes that have genuinely ruined my life
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