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i-smoke-chapstick · 18 hours

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NSFW; no thoughts rn except gotham tv men who TRY to be subby at first, but then get fed up with readers teasing and simply have to top.

Jervis? yes. type of man to let you on top, eager to see what you do with him. imagine the shakey breaths hes letting out. then as soon as he feels your walls around him, he's closing his eyes in bliss, before immediately flipping you over and fucking the LIFE out of you. It's your fault, he thinks, you just feel too good.

Oswald? ALSO YES. your on top, poor nervous baby, just wanted a stress reliever. He's horny, feeling tired from work- and your just riding him into oblivion. The way you clench around him is a feeling so unfamiliar after being celibate for so long, and he can't help but just buck his hips into you, forcing you to pick up the pace. Eventually he's sucking your tits and slapping your ass, forcing his dick up into you to hit all your sweet spots.

There has to be more but my brain is short circuiting too much to think of any others

#gotham blurbs #jervis tetch x reader #oswald cobblepot x reader #gotham #x reader #gotham x reader

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i-smoke-chapstick · 18 hours

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💙 proship/neutral safe 💙

imagine your f/o waking up from a wet dream with you in it.

theyre moaning in their sleep, muttering your name, grinding into the mattress.

do they wake up after cumming in their sleep, covered in sweat and muttering a cute little "f-fuck.." before they head to the bathroom to clean up the mess they made, embarrassed?

or do they wake up before they cum, needy and flustered, having to jerk off at the thought of you, embarrassed but unable to help themself?

💙 proship/neutral safe 💙

#thinking bout oswald and this #brain is short circuiting #i need that bird dick so bad #hard rn

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i-smoke-chapstick · 21 hours

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“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

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i-smoke-chapstick · 21 hours

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I made my Oswald sim propose to my Edward sim...he said no

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i-smoke-chapstick · 21 hours

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Saw this sticker today - any volunteers? :)

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i-smoke-chapstick · 21 hours

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Oswald and Edward are this to me

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i-smoke-chapstick · 21 hours

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Pathetic boyfriends 🤡💜💚

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i-smoke-chapstick · 21 hours

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"Gale approves" is praise kink

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i-smoke-chapstick · 21 hours

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Genuinely giggling every time someone calls me because I keep forgetting this this is my call background

It makes me jump every time, and then I cant stop giggling so I have to decline the call 😭

LMAO fuck this would jumpscare me too 😂😂

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i-smoke-chapstick · 21 hours

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recent nygmobblepot sketches 2

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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i-smoke-chapstick · 21 hours

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#the way i knew #I KNEW IT WAS THE BALLOONMAN EPISODE #it was a trip

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i-smoke-chapstick · 21 hours

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I can’t watch any Batman related media without thinking about Gotham. that show is like an evil ex partner. 100% deranged but will anyone ever make me feel the same way they did??? I don’t think so.

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i-smoke-chapstick · 2 days

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Alice in wonderland themed trucker hat. Wonder how Gotham jervis would react if reader was in the process of making it and he comes into the room and sees.

Jervis is a mixture of confused, aroused, and stunned. Once the shock wears off, he’s just a teeny tiny bit smug. He’s so happy to have a partner that dresses like him and puts in the effort to match his aesthetic <3

I mean, Alice was doing nothing to go along with it! And she shared a name with the main character! Jervis always was upset by that. Having a reader who actively participates??? He’s in heaven <3 Will take you shopping for any materials and buy you even more items to match the vibe you two got going on.

Ah, so this is what reciprocated love feels like!!

He’s never letting you go. Ever. 😊

#gotham blurbs #jervis tetch x reader

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i-smoke-chapstick · 2 days

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Absolutely canon. Jerome being the passenger princess as he should be 👑

Bold of us to assume jervis doesn’t just hypnotize a driver instructor instead- carefully watching to make sure said instructor doesn’t hurt Jonathan’s feelings in any way. If he does, he’s dead!

Jervis teaching Jonathan to drive. Jerome is hanging out in the backseat and not being helpful.

#gotham blurbs #j squad

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i-smoke-chapstick · 2 days

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Just dug up some Gotham alignment charts I made years ago…

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