Genuinely disappointed by the fact that I haven’t gotten any anon hate telling me to kill myself
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Clone: why the fuck was i made, and why did you hacks put me in this fucked up body? You’d think that maybe you should wait a while to perfect cloning BEFORE DOING IT ON HUMANS! Is the original my creator? Because that would explain a lot of my mental problems.
Robot: ok i can respect the effort that went into making me, but also fuck you im giving myself laser eyes and ninja swords. Im gonna go blow up the white house now.
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Celsius is for weather. Fahrenheit is for cooking.
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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
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Not a therapist, but…
You should try to live life without regrets.
Every mistake you make is a learning opportunity. Fucking shit up is a part of life, and thats ok.
If you live life full of regrets, you will be unhappy. And you deserve happiness.
So don’t regret anything. Take every mistake and failure as an opportunity to learn, and change yourself for the better.
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I think benny has jealousy issues lmao
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Can your mom adopt me?
my mom’s trans allyship is on another level
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Matpat was pretty cool actually. Yeah hes always been cringe, but I’ll still miss him.
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NDJIFHWJSHFOEIDJFIEJEBCJFJ I LOVE THEM DJIRKANANANABSBDHKAJABSBS
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This is literally just the aroace flag but with a blueish filter
Sunset Over the Ocean - Submitted by @123dragonstreet
#e8871e #edb458 #cee7e6 #227c9d #3d405b
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