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hitmewithachairs · 7 days
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A poem I wrote a while ago.
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hitmewithachairs · 4 months
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Just an excuse to mash all my bbgs into one picture🫶
Edit: I’m gonna make a whole post dedicated to all different types of priests (or at least attempt to-), so put your faithful bbg in the comments of this post of you have one
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hitmewithachairs · 4 months
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If I had the death note I wouldn’t even care about killing people the real kicker is that you can bend their will before they die. Like who cares if I could give joe biden a heart attack BUT i could make him go up the the podium and say something like “I need a thick girl and a blunt right now or I’ll die” and then he explodes. That’s where the money is
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hitmewithachairs · 3 years
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hitmewithachairs · 3 years
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I could use some 💪 luck
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hitmewithachairs · 4 years
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reblog to pet the sad cat        __      />  フ      |   _  _ l      /` ミ_xノ      /      |     /  ヽ   ノ     │  | | |  / ̄|   | | |  | ( ̄ヽ__ヽ_)__)  \二つ
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hitmewithachairs · 4 years
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hitmewithachairs · 4 years
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This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.
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hitmewithachairs · 4 years
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Masky: remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it would create a cohesive story? Let’s do that.
Masky: Two
Ej: thousand
Lj: men
Toby: ate
Ben: their
Jeff: dicks
Masky: Game's over
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hitmewithachairs · 4 years
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In Court
Toby: *whispers to lawyer*
Ej,the lawyer: That has nothing to do with the case.
Toby: Just ask
Ej to judge masky: *sigh* do you think he’s cute be honest
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hitmewithachairs · 4 years
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Ben: I found Ej, he was sleeping on the job!
Ej: I wasn't sleeping! I was drugged!
Ben: Never mind, he was doing drugs!
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hitmewithachairs · 4 years
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Jeff: Ej just texted me back “lmao” from the other room.
Jeff: I hear no laughing
Jeff: I'm friends with a laugh liar
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hitmewithachairs · 4 years
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Toby: what do you call a fish with no eye
Hoodie:Myxine Circifrons.
Toby: ...
Toby:.. Fsh
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hitmewithachairs · 4 years
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Ben: Never microwave a Capri sun
Ej: what did you do?
Ben: microwave a Capri sun
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hitmewithachairs · 4 years
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Slenderman: Are you serious?
Ben: Dead serious
Slenderman: ....
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hitmewithachairs · 4 years
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Masky: How much is rent for this fantastic apartment?
Employ: Sir, this is the liquor aisle of the grocery store...
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hitmewithachairs · 4 years
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Liu: what are you doing?
Jeff: Offering moral support
Liu: You have morals?
Jeff: No, but I support those who do.
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