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guarddogdyke · 21 days

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so-called “free speech advocates” when i use my femme’s panties as a gag on her during sex

#wlw nsft #lesbian nsft #nblw nsft #trans nsft #nsft #nsft wlw #sapphic nsft #queer nsft #lgbt nsft #nsft concept #nsft humor #butchfemme #butchfemme nsft

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guarddogdyke · 1 month

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guarddogdyke · 1 month

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gotta update my description, going on spironolactone has made me boring and lame

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guarddogdyke · 1 month

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Butch knight, whose loyalty to her femme princess knows no bounds.

Butch knight, the loyal protector of her princess.

Butch knight, one of the kingdom’s most recognized heroes.

Butch knight who, despite her humble youth, worked her way up to becoming the princess’s personal guard.

Butch knight, whose perversion and cunning are obscured by the regal, diligent air she exudes.

Butch knight who, despite the king’s insistence that her daughter was guarded by a man, he selected as her personal guard due to his daughter’s begging.

Butch knight who, time and time again, whether after exhausting diplomatic sessions or foiled assassination plots, always takes her princess into her powerful arms, reassuring her that no harm will ever come to her.

Butch knight who would sooner lay down her life than let her princess get hurt.

Butch knight who protects her princess diligently by knowing each and every one of her princess’s weaknesses.

Butch knight who has learned those weaknesses by knowing each and every spot the princess cannot resist being touched, every inch of her delicate, almost heaven-sent body.

Butch knight who knows the best ways to exploit those weaknesses.

Butch knight who has secured her place as her princess’s foremost weakness.

Butch knight whose air of diligence, status as the princess’s head guard, and steely demeanor perfectly hides her true motives.

Butch knight who, for every blade that has nearly penetrated her armor, has done the same to the princess’s most sensitive spot with her rough, calloused fingers.

Butch knight whose sweet nothings whispered into her princess’s ear lay the groundwork for the princess being naught but a puppet in her hands.

Butch knight whose loyal work protecting her princess has brought her into contact with the kingdom’s seedy underbelly.

Butch knight who has used her connections with the black markets and secret societies hidden amongst the commoners to garner influence with thieves, forgers, and cutthroats.

Butch knight whose princess has watched every suitor, every self-absorbed prick vying for her hand in marriage, every man to try to curry favor with the king to take his daughter as a prize, disappear mysteriously.

Butch knight who knows her princess would be happier without those suitors.

Butch knight who, if the king knew how much power she truly held over the future of the kingdom, would be lucky to only find herself exiled.

Butch knight whose dream is to dominate the kingdom as much as she has dominated its princess.

#butch nsft #lesbian nsft #nsft #wlw smut #wlw ns/fw #butchfemme #butchfemme smut #butchfemme nsft #toxic yuri #knight butch x princess femme

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guarddogdyke · 2 months

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For as much as I love the classic doggirl femme sub x butch owner domme trope, it’s definitely a bit oversaturated of a trope. Instead, consider this:

Aggressive, scary feral doggirl and beast tamer.

The feral doggirl wants nothing more than to protect her handler. She’ll lash out at anyone who dares to even come close to harming her lover, and the only hand she won’t bite is the one that feeds her. She’s admittedly quite reckless in this, and sometimes protecting her and her owner’s honor can take precedence over watching out for her own safety.

The tamer, whose goal isn’t to control her darling feral pet. She only wants to direct that feral aggression in safe ways, to temper it, and to make sure her lover doesn’t pick fights she can’t win. She loves the feeling of comfort that comes from knowing that her pet would protect her from any possible threat that would come her way, and in the same token, protects her pet by not only being there to patch her wounds after a fight, but by teaching her that it’s best to pick your battles, and that there’s no shame in running or dropping your pride if it means making it out alive.

Of course, as is the standard with any pet and its beloved master, the tamer always makes sure to treat her pet well, allowing her free rein to ravage the body of the woman she loves. While the newly tamed guard dog wouldn’t bite the hand that feeds her, that doesn’t mean she won’t bite everywhere else.

#wlw nsft #lesbian nsft #nblw nsft #trans nsft #nsft #nsft wlw #sapphic nsft #queer nsft #lgbt nsft #nsft concept #butchfemme #butchfemme nsft #petpl4y #butchfemme petpl4y #t4t #t4t nsft #t4t k1nk

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guarddogdyke · 2 months

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PLEASE RB FOR REACH 🧵

Hello all! My name is Sarah, and I am a sculptor whose focus is on the experience of transgender and nonbinary individuals. I am currently working on a project to showcase how, even in environments with rampant transphobia, trans people can prosper and succeed! The project will be a giant photo album of trans people being happy and successful in their daily lives. To do this, I am calling on the aid of the trans community at large. If you are comfortable doing so, please DM me pictures of yourself or your achievements to include and show that, even when faced with oppression, we can succeed! Any contributions, whether it’s something your proud of, a happy memory, or just a selfie with your friends, is incredibly appreciated, and will help to create a bigger picture of transgender joy as a form of active resistance against bigotry! Thank you! If you want, you can DM me here, on Twitter @JeturkHeavyArms, or on Discord @ gundamcalibarn.

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guarddogdyke · 2 months

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PLEASE RB FOR REACH 🧵

Hello all! My name is Sarah, and I am a sculptor whose focus is on the experience of transgender and nonbinary individuals. I am currently working on a project to showcase how, even in environments with rampant transphobia, trans people can prosper and succeed! The project will be a giant photo album of trans people being happy and successful in their daily lives. To do this, I am calling on the aid of the trans community at large. If you are comfortable doing so, please DM me pictures of yourself or your achievements to include and show that, even when faced with oppression, we can succeed! Any contributions, whether it’s something your proud of, a happy memory, or just a selfie with your friends, is incredibly appreciated, and will help to create a bigger picture of transgender joy as a form of active resistance against bigotry! Thank you! If you want, you can DM me here, on Twitter @JeturkHeavyArms, or on Discord @ gundamcalibarn.

#trans #transgender #trans artist #please reblog #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq community #please help #trans artist looking for help

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guarddogdyke · 3 months

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my dms are open for cute girls that wanna teach me how to take better hand pictures (or flirt idk)

#wlw nsft #lesbian nsft #nblw nsft #trans nsft #nsft #nsft wlw #sapphic nsft #queer nsft #lgbt nsft #nsft concept

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guarddogdyke · 3 months

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not to be lesbian on main but i bought this claw ring for $5 at a thrift store and the thought of slowly dragging it down a girl’s torso is sending me unpleasantly feral

#ignore that i haven’t naired in a while i’m boymoding in a frat house for the next three months #wlw nsft #lesbian nsft #nblw nsft #trans nsft #nsft #nsft wlw #sapphic nsft #queer nsft #lgbt nsft #nsft concept #nsft fantasy #transbian nsft #transbian #transfem nsft #sapphic yearning #sapphic

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guarddogdyke · 3 months

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what’s up chat guess whose birthday it is someone give me money or boobs or affection or whatnot uwu

$unfoundobjects vmno

#wlw nsft #lesbian nsft #nblw nsft #trans nsft #nsft #nsft wlw #sapphic nsft #queer nsft #lgbt nsft #nsft concept

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guarddogdyke · 4 months

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Im just saying

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guarddogdyke · 4 months

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✨🍓Could you maybe like or rb this if you're a lesbian and/or post about lesbian content? 🍓✨

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guarddogdyke · 4 months

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how many femmes could you handle doting/fawning over you at the same time?

all of them. this is an open invitation to everyone

#wlw nsft #lesbian nsft #nblw nsft #trans nsft #nsft #nsft wlw #sapphic nsft #queer nsft #lgbt nsft #nsft concept #asks

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guarddogdyke · 4 months

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ripping open tights???

call me wolverine the way i shred that shit with my claws

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guarddogdyke · 4 months

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call me an Italian puppygirl the way I drool over garlic knots

this may have gotten a loud snort out of me but it’s absolutely not helping you with the allegations

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guarddogdyke · 4 months

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so like if a girl wanted to desperately avoid the puppygirl allegations, how does she hide the *gestures wildly*

you literally have zero chance of it. it’s joever. joewari da

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guarddogdyke · 4 months

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Good people are reincarnated into kittens that are adopted by girls with big naturals

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