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Three Plastic Dinosaurs In a Trenchcoat
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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
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To-cat-ata in B by sympawnies
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Reposting my single favourite piece of official Star Wars media for no particular reason.
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Part 1 of doodles for HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES which is a whole ass novel with so many excellent scenes I need to draw I will be stuck on this for weeks. Holmes is showering Watson with compliments in the beginning for SOME REASONNNN and I can’t stand it
(pt 2) (pt 3) (pt 4)(pt 5) (pt 6) (pt 7)
(This is part of the Watson’s sketchbook series)
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They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay
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I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.
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Libraries with a sense of humour.
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my phd supervisor is notoriously lax on fieldwork safety but he’s also 6’7 so it’s like yeah dude no wonder you’ve never had to worry about bears they see you coming and are like oh fuck it’s the slenderman
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gettinge forciblye ouſted from mine medæval booke clubbe after we reade le morte darþur and i ſay þat ſir lancelot did noþing wronge
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remember that palestinians are humans: they are mohammed and amal and khaled and fatima and ahmed and sana.
remember that jews are humans: they are david and tamar and eitan and yael and ariel and noa.
we are not sides. we are not pawns. we are people. we have passions and hobbies and dreams. so stop treating this conflict like a game.
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