Ranpo with an S/O or a crush who is basically his bodyguard

Tbh I might actually end up making this into an actual multi-chapter fic possibly w/ an oc (probably male) to replace the reader.

Anyway here’s some notes on my idea of Ranpo with an S/O or a crush who is basically his bodyguard. Gender Neutral Pronouns

Proof reading this tomorrow, I’m going to bed now~

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Ranpo with a Reader who is his (work)partner that is basically his bodyguard since he doesn’t need help with the investigation part of their job. Reader not only being there to protect him and be a meat shield but also helping him with navigation and the use of public transport. They eventually end up doing bunch of domestic tasks for him as well like chores, cooking for him and of course buying him his snacks whether it is during work hours or off of them.

The Reader’s work at the ada consist mostly of being Ranpo’s partner, but they also do escorting type missions and the like that require more physical strength and proves than detecting capability. The detective work they do alone is mostly small jobs and tedious jobs the others can’t be bothered to do as well as the ridiculously easy jobs. They mostly do those to fill their time until Ranpo finds a case that interests him or he has to do, and should there be none of them they help do some busy work around the office ready to called in for either work or to entertain Ranpo. 

Reader being very stoic, silent and brutally honest. Outwardly they appear very cold and emotionless, though that isn’t necessarily true, they are just very bad at exhibiting their emotions outwardly as well as recognizing them in the first place. They care for their coworkers deeply and so try to make their lives easier if they can even it’s only something small they can do. Buying Kunikida extra pens after Dazai joins the ada when they go to buy Ranpo’s snacks even if he didn’t ask. At same time buying cat food to lure cats to the surroundings of the agency building to cheer up Fukuzawa. Helping Yosano shop and being her usual help for carrying around her shopping unless Ranpo decided he didn’t want to share his helper on said day and lures the Reader to another place before Yosano arrives to look for help. Carrying Ranpo when he is too tired to walk and sometimes even if he isn’t. They get the others basically anything if they ask for it without asking questions.

If asked what job they would like to do if they didn’t work for ada their response would be a housespouse. When questioned further about it they would simply tell them that it’s because that’s what they basically already are doing. If Ranpo ended up hearing about it he couldn’t clear the mental image it brought from his head for like a week. He ended up being a lot more easily flustered by the domestic things the Reader did for that entire week before it died down.

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That’s it for now~

Do I really wanna see this as an actual fic? Yes.

Am I starving for content? Yes.

Would I like for some else to make that content? Yes.

Will someone else make said content? Probably not.

Will I do it if no one else will? Yes.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Update

I was away for a bit due to moving the past month, but now I should be able to be bit more active on here again. But due to the fact that I’ve not unpacked yet, haven’t got too much motivation to write dsmp atm and haven’t written basically anything the last month, actual posts with full length fics/prompts/hc’s will probably take awhile.

Adding to that I might also start writing some stuff for some animes that I watch/have watched as well either on here or on a different blog. 

UPDATED;

God!reader helping c! Techno ascend - 246 words

Maid/Butler!Reader - 179 words

Ore hybrid - FINISHED 1534 words

Masked!Reader - 540 words

Snow(wo)man reader - 541 words, but will be written again (in a different away) so it isn't super long in the end

Piglin hybrid! Reader - 197 words

C!techno crushing on strong!reader - FINISHED 1202 words

God/Spirit of Death!Reader /Embodiment-of-Death!Reader - FINISHED 1602 words

Guardian of the Forest!Reader - 176 words

List of wips from the idea list and their current word counts;

God!reader helping c! Techno ascend - 246 words

Maid/Butler!Reader - 87 words

Ore hybrid - FINISHED 1534 words

Masked!Reader - None

snow(wo)man reader - None, though I have all the major points mapped in my head

piglin hybrid! Reader - 197 words

C!techno crushing on strong!reader - 192 words

God/Spirit of Death!Reader /Embodiment-of-Death!Reader - 126 words

All together the unfinished ones have 848 words and everything together has 2382 written at the moment of posting this.

YOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOK, THIS IS SO COOL.

You did an amazing job, I love it! Also seeing the concept sketches and references was super nice, it's fun to see how other people do art :D

disclaimer: this art is of a fic by @goddess-pan where the reader is the embodiment of death, go give them love because holy fuck it was a joy to read. The link to that can be found under the read more plus some references and concept sketches I did

Reminder to self;

Add the latest thing to the masterlist

Get inspiration (scroll through pictures) and do some research for one of the ideas you are writing currently

Work on the prompts in progress that were requested from the list of ideas

Do a word count for all the wips after done w/ the one above and post it

Spirit of Death!Reader / Embodiment-of-Death!Reader

Dsmp x reader prompt;  Spirit of Death!Reader / Embodiment-of-Death!Reader. Credit would be appreciated so more people can find this and make their own things based on it.

Requested from my idea list by @thegeekisheere, if you would like to request something, you are still able to.

Fluff, crack, slight horror type prompt, mainly character study type beat

TW! Death (in general, past deaths), remains (non-descriptively)

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The reader would not only look terrifying but also have an ominous presence. Skull head? Absolutely. At first people think it's a mask with some funky properties, but no, it's part of their actual head. Personally I’m imagining either a deer or a cow/bull skull, but you are free to pick your poison. The colour out of their skin has almost fully been drained leaving behind a sickly visage. Some of their most prominent features are the skull head, long claws and three horns with two on the sides of their head and one on their temple.

An important theme in them is the number three. Due to three being seen in things involving death and overall being a reoccurring number naturally including; three wither skeleton skulls needed to summon the wither, there being three dimensions to the world and most importantly three being the amount of canon lives people have. And thus it is an important element in the reader’s appearance and life that reappears often and they are naturally drawn to.

Adding to their ominous presence is this ever present mist that follows them. It can make it easier to see them coming if they are moving slowly granted should one know about it. However because they can move unsettling fast themself while the mist only crawls slowly towards them they could use it as subversion if they wanted to. Not to mention the fact that they are naturally deadly silent and thus easily spook people whether they want to or not when they appear. Not that them making an effort to move slow and making noise is that much less frightening. On one hand they could be described as; the quick unseen sudden death, and on the other hand; the slow and foreboding coming of death that comes for all that people wait for in fear while it slowly creeps towards them.

They are immune to the wither effect and withers’ themselves are passive to them. They would be capable to place their hand on an alive thing a drain it's life force. That's an alternatively way for them to get energy instead of eating or sleeping though they can still do those things too. When they sleep, since they don’t need to breath to live, it might seem like they are a literal corpse to others. If they stopped before they had drained somethings life fully the target would gain the wither effect, the duration which would depend on how long they had been draining the target before stopping (the longer they had been doing it, the longer the effect lasts). 

They'd feel an odd pull to go somewhere where someone just died and another for being in places with high death counts. Thus they can often found in such places. The deaths could be canon or non-canon, the canon ones having a slightly stronger pull on them. The main places they visit are L’Manberg(’s ruins), the prison’s perimeter and occasionally the Egg. A biome they naturally enjoy is soul sand valleys for the same reasons they enjoy the other places.

They also enjoy following any ghosts and Jack Manifold around. While one might think Jack would enjoy having a possible friend around, the thing is... he came back from hell and now there’s this person that keeps following him around and their presence just screams death. Wouldn’t that seem slightly terrifying to people and cause worry that they might be getting taken back to hell, because he sure thinks it does. Not to mention, he’s pretty sure that he’s seen that person go willingly to the Egg multiple times and he does not vibe with that.

Speaking of the Egg, they feel drawn to the deaths it has garnered already and have visited it multiple times. At first the Eggpire was ecstatic that someone was coming to visit the Egg willingly and unprompted however as soon as the Eggpire found out about the reader’s powers of draining life from things they were a lot more cautious and all subsequent visits needed at least one of them there as an escort. One them escorting the reader on their visits being because the Eggpire is afraid the reader might drain life force from the Egg and thus the escort is there to monitor them and their interactions with the Egg. 

Due to the reader's being, mobs react differently to them than other people. All undead mobs are passive unless attacked by the reader while withers are fully passive and focus on destroying other people and mobs instead of them even if they attack them. On the other hand both snow and iron golems are hostile to the reader unless instructed by their constructor otherwise, meaning naturally spawned village golems need to be instructed by the villagers they protect to not attack them. The previous thing being a rather hard thing to achieve since villagers fear and flee from them. Though if they persistently visit a village attempting to trade with the villagers and not show any form of aggression at all during their visits, the villagers might eventually start trading with them and instruct any iron golems in their village to not attack them on sight. And then there are piglins who would try to avoid them as much as possible and only trade if they are approached with gold clearly visible. The piglins see interacting with death as a bad omen unless it's to trade and so tend to avoid them at all costs. However some of the piglins that do trade with them, boast about how they cheated death (in trade).

And now for some adorable and fun additions to our reader. In their quest to try and make more noise as they move they decided to add these strips of leather with a few beads on the ends at the base of their horns. They actually did make some noise but most of it was by them manually shaking and tilting their head to hear the good clicky-clacks the beads made against each other and their skull. They have also tried attaching bells and wind chimes to their horns to fix the problem, but people said it was kinda of haunting to hear the bells' and chimes' sound in the wind and then hear literally nothing else. Especially when they are in the middle of nowhere, please reader, stop just appearing out of thin air behind them to ask if the noises made it less frightening, that's spooky. They have almost given people heart attacks multiple times now.

Another thing they have hung from their horns are soul lanterns, usually if it's dark, they are mining or they are walking through the nether. Though one time they decided mid through their journey in the nether that they wanted to trade with piglins and headed to the nearest bastion since they had only seen tiny glimpses of piglins otherwise. When they got to the bastion and went to trade with the piglins there they ran for the hills when they saw them. They took out their gold to try and signal that they just wanted to trade, but the piglins just kept fleeing from them. Determined to trade with them the reader began sprinting and chasing after them, the piglins now letting out squeals of terror. Fundy had decided that it would be good to get some extra gold in the nether, but he wasn't ready for what he saw when stumbled upon this bastion. What was essentially death embodied of their server running and chasing piglins, who were desperately trying to run away from them, while holding gold and shouting with tears in their eyes that they only wanted to trade, all the while the two soul lanterns on their side horns completely forgotten. He looked at the scene in utter astonishment for a second before bursting into laughter out of the absurdity of the situation. However his merriment soon came to an end as the reader noticed him. He just continued laughing at them, that was until they turned and ran at him, then he screamed. Thankfully they only wanted his help and so he told/reminded them about the soul lanterns. They gifted him some gold as thanks before returning to attempting to trade with the piglins, this time without the soul lanterns, while he returned back home having had enough of scare already, but with some gold to call his trip a success.

They admire Philza due to his title of Angel of Death. They end up hero-worshiping him quite a bit and tend to cheer him on during any conflict he’s apart of and they happened to be a witness of, otherwise tending to not care for anything but if the end results in death. They sometimes attempt to talk to his crows and always carry something for them to eat in case they run into one or more of them. They enjoy collecting Phil’s and the crows’ dropped feathers to use for jewelry and other accessories to further their own appearance as death incarnate. They are currently working on a cape made of the feathers.

If one would want to give them a gift some good ideas would be skulls and mob heads, as well as bones in general. Another would be soul sand, soul soil, soul lanterns, soul torches and soul campfires. If one would want to give them flowers, they would prefer dried flowers over fresh ones (they didn't want to accidentally wither them away) unless the person wanted to go through the trouble of getting them a wither rose(s).

SEROTONIN IS COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS, TECHNOSTREAM TECHNOSTREAM TECHNOSTREAM.

I DIDN'T TAKE MY MEDS TODAY (I FORGOT, DON'T JUDGE ME) AND ITS SHOWING, EVEN THE TINIEST BIT OF SEROTONIN IS MAKING ME BOUNCY EXCITED.

Bunch of Technoblade fanart I've drawn the last week and decided to post now due to it being his birthday. Anyway enjoy!

*posts this while wanting for the stream to start*

c!Technoblade having a crush on a strong!Reader

Dsmp x reader prompt; c!Technoblade having a crush on a strong!Reader. Credit would be appreciated so more people can find this and make their own things based on it.

Requested from my idea list by @vanhakirja and @universal-vibe , if you would like to request something, you are still able to.

Mostly fluff and crack type prompt, romantic-coded

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Techno being very shy around the reader, but at the same time trying to show off. He'd get super flustered whenever the reader showcased their strength no matter if it was intentional or not. Even just the thought of a strong partner/lover makes his brain go brrrrr.

He finds strength really attractive and it would relieve his concerns in someone hurting them solely for the reason that it was him that was interested in them, because they would be able to defend themselves. While that is the first reason he would be attracted to them, he soon finds more by spending time with them. When they end up hanging out together they tend to gravitate towards things that interests them both, but occasionally they do something only one of them really has an interest in.

Even though the reader can defend themself, and Techno knows that, but he still has an urge to protect them. But due to not wanting to seem like he thinks less of them or that he's babying them, he tries to push it down and indulges himself only rarely in not demeaning ways like gifting them better armour and weapons. Though sometimes when his instincts get better of him he might ask to walk them home to make sure nothing happens to them or secure the perimeter around their house. One time he ended up fixing the stairs to the reader's house to make sure they didn't trip and hurt themself. While he might be able to find something to distract him from the thoughts of protecting the reader, because of the voices starting to immediately talk about it he isn't going to be able to shake the thought.

The voices might like the reader a lot too, but he is much more interested in the reader than they are. In fact he’s the one ranting and fawning over them constantly to the voices. And if Techno coached his voices on how to spot the reader in the wild in case he somehow missed them just so he could get a glimpse of them before they were out of his sight, that’s his business and his business alone. 

Techno would consider telling Phil about his crush just so he could have a another person to rant to about them. He’s kind of on the fence about it because there was this one time where the reader was helping him and Philza chop wood for the fires keeping their homes warm and he ended up not being able to keep his eyes of them and blushing every time they hauled wood back to the stockpile. Phil noticed it, because of course he did, and then began the light teasing of him over his interest in the reader and his blushing. Is Philza teasing him every waking second of his life worth talking about the reader to an actual person instead of just the voices in his head, not to mention a person he could get advice from regarding his crush? Techno sure as hell doesn’t know.

Should the reader at any point flirt with him or show interest in him in a romantic way, he would just be a flustered mess. When giving compliments to Techno he responds the best to compliments about his skills and talents since he can recognize that he’s good at those, usually it ends up with his tail wagging and ears flapping with blush spread across his cheeks while he makes tiny proud snorts unconsciously. If they called him pretty, beautiful or handsome (etc.) his brain would just shut down while he heavily blushed, averting his gaze and being unable to speak. If they compliment his voice he goes on a small tangent on how he polarizing his voice is and how some people like it, but other’s think he sounds like he’s smoked a pack for like a decade despite that not being the case, and with his tangent he forgets that the reader complimented him in the first place. He is also easily flustered by physical contact, though with hugging him they would have to keep an eye on not hugging him for too long since he can get super antsy due to being restricted and not being able to do anything if his mind doesn’t turn off. Though he would get the most flustered if the reader lifted him or picked him up. Please reader, pick this boy up and carry him, he will swoon hard.

While the reader is a strong person if their fighting techniques aren’t that great, Techno would gladly teach them what he knows and he knows a lot. Probably starting with the basics and then onto more advanced techniques plus any kind of life saving tricks he thinks they might need to know just in case. When the reader has gotten most of it down he would happily spar with them to help them practice that way as well, but he wouldn’t exactly feel comfortable fighting them if they didn’t know what they were doing despite their strength. And when the lessons are over and done with he wouldn’t be opposed to sparring with them in the future to hone both of their skills, but also to spend time with each other and have fun.

A funny thing that has happened to him was when he was just hanging out with the reader at his base feeding the hounds. While he was congratulating himself in his head for keeping his cool and appearing somewhat normal today, the reader stared at Ranboo’s house for second and then at Philza’s with a puzzled expression before snickering to themself. This drew Techno’s attention to them and they remarked

“You know both your neighbours are married...” He just grunted in affirmation, so they continued

“With your guys’ similarities, when is your wedding coming up big guy? Got someone special in mind already?” His mind immediately went to ‘Marry me’ as he locked eyes with them. Feeling way too self-conscious about his thoughts and feelings, he averted his eyes quickly and coughed clearing his throat. “Sounds nice, but probably not” he said.

“Why’s that?” They continued to question. He looked at them again, his face blank as he gestured himself. They just raised an eyebrow and stared at him in silence for a second. “If you so much as are even referring to yourself as being unlovable I will hug you until you stop talking nonsense.” 

“First of all, I didn’t even say anything an-”

“Now listen up here mister wise gu-”

“AND second of all is that supposed to be a threat?”

“It is, you handsome bastard, so unless you want to be unable to move for the next 10 minutes you better start watching yourself.” That caused his face to flush harshly while he quickly turned away going back to feeding the dogs and mumbled out a “Shut it.” Which got him a giggle in return and thankfully they didn’t deliver on their threat this time. While they changed the topic to something else, his mind was still running away with the thought of what their wedding would look like and the fact that he was called handsome.

List of wips from the idea list and their current word counts;

God!reader helping c! Techno ascend - 246 words

Maid/Butler!Reader - 87 words

Ore hybrid - FINISHED 1534 words

Masked!Reader - None

snow(wo)man reader - None, though I have all the major points mapped in my head

piglin hybrid! Reader - 197 words

C!techno crushing on strong!reader - 192 words

God/Spirit of Death!Reader /Embodiment-of-Death!Reader - 126 words

All together the unfinished ones have 848 words and everything together has 2382 written at the moment of posting this.

Ore Hybrid!Reader x Dream SMP

Dsmp x reader prompt; Ore hybrid!Reader in the Dream SMP. Credit would be appreciated so more people can find this and make their own things based on it.

Requested from my idea list by @smolbox-png, if you would like to request something, you are still able to.

Mostly fluff and crack type prompt, but could be used for angst at some parts.

TW! Manipulation for one bit, and what could be a non-descriptive panic attack in another with it marked in bold (both the start and the end) for people to skip and remains as coherent piece with either or both removed/skipped. Also slight talk of blood, but non-descriptively in few places.

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Let's start of with the reader being an ore hybrid in general and then later move on to the specifics of the ore types if there are any unique features related to that ore specifically.

The reader's skin has a greyish tint to it and is covered in veins of the ore they are a hybrid of. The veins as well as their nails are made of their ore type. In some cases were they are more ore than human their bones are also made of the ore and their blood is a molten version of that ore. Most are at least slightly fire resistant, but not necessarily resistant to lava.

If the reader's ore can be made into armour they naturally have half of the protection wearing that armour type would provide. If their ore type doesn't have an armour set they only have slightly stronger skin, but still harder than a regular humans.

The reader would feel most at home either under or in the ground around the y-level the ore of their hybrid spawns at, and in the right dimension. So they would most likely have an underground base, whether that base is actually in a cave, a mine, an abandoned mineshaft, inside a mountain or a hill depends on preference and what’s available.

I think among the other people on the server who would have natural affinity to them depending on their ore type;

For Phil it would instinctually be any ore hybrid whose ore is shiny, in this case; Iron, gold, diamond and emerald. Plus redstone, but only if it's activated, and netherite, but only if the gold parts of them are visible.

For Techno it would instinctually be gold and netherite.

For Foolish it would be instinctually be gold and emerald.

For Fundy it would be instinctually be emerald, but only by a slight margin.

Some ore specific things that some of the different version can do;

Netherite hybrid wouldn't have the grey tint to their skin due to not only being a refined ore (an alloy, more specifically) but also due to not being based from an overworld ore. If one looked closely they could see tiny specs and streaks of gold in the veins. They are also the only one immune/resistant to lava and fire.

Gold hybrid passively pacifies piglins similarly to wearing gold armour. The only ore hybrid whose skin could be tinted grey or red, depending on whether they are overworld or nether based. Their favourite biome would be either the badlands (the mesa) if overworld based and the nether in general if nether based.

Iron hybrid would be able to use themselves to set things on fire if they have a piece of flint. They would also feel a weird kinship towards iron golems.

Redstone hybrid would emit a light if they get hit or tapped due to getting activated that way.The light lasting for about a minute before stopping. The redstone in them gets activated by active redstone like redstone torches and blocks of redstone.

Lapis lazuli hybrid would need one less piece of lapis lazuli to enchant since they can just use their nails to write or coat the enchantments on whatever they are enchanting. Their blood dyes anything it touches very easily and it's almost impossible to wash off.

Coal hybrid would have strange affinity to wither skeletons that they don't quite understand. They can light their fingers on fire and use them as an impromptu torch. Probably the only one who could make their base on the surface overworld and still be comfortable.

Emerald hybrid tends to get a lot of discounts from any villagers they trade with. Their favourite biome or most specifically the one they are most comfortable in would be the mountains/extreme hills.

Now on to some small scenarios of them interacting with others on the server or the other way around;

Tubbo definitely wanted to perform some experiments with them to test their powers/abilities similar to the way he did to Ranboo when they found about his silk touch hands.

TW! Panic Attack Ranboo having a mental breakdown, because he wanted to make the reader some gifts with their specific ore type (for ex. having a piece of it as the center piece of jewelry he made) but now that he thinks about it he isn’t sure of whether they would be delighted or horrified that he technically used their kin to make things that he would gift them. Aaand now he’s facing the moral dilemma of whether this is ethical or not. Techno ends up finding him spiraling and goes to try and calm him down, but then Ranboo ends up telling him about it. Techno starts to think about the times he’s not only gifted them things, but also about the times he ended up using the ore without even thinking with them in the same room as him. And now they are both spiraling. When Phil finally finds them both, he had to call the reader on the comms to ask them about it so that they would have definitive answer and calm down. TW! End

Several people have made the joke “Could this be considered blood money?” when the reader has bought something using their ore type (since it technically could be).

Ranboo has on few occasions while sleepwalking picked the reader up and moved them to another place. Should the reader try to move away while he’s still around he would end up getting agitated, but still move them back. So in short; they have to wait for Ranboo to either leave the area or wake up. This would end up happening to the emerald hybrid most often due to their veins’ colour reminding him of grass blocks.

All of the people on the list of people who had an affinity for a certain ore type; Phil, Techno, Foolish and Fundy, have on multiple occasions walked straight into something or tripped due to them staring at the reader. Primal brain go brrr when they see them, especially if it’s unexpected, and then they forget to watch where they are going. Phil is the prime offender and he gets so very easily distracted by a person sized shiny thing before crashing straight into something. Foolish’s brain goes “Shiny! Kin?” and ends up staring longer than he thought, it ending up with him walking straight into a tree with him laughing it off. Fundy’s thoughts go more on the lines of “Ooh, want! Take? Steal? Wait, no, no, no! They’re a person, bad brain, bad brain.” and while he is scolding his thoughts he ends up walking straight into a wall. And Technoblade, well uhhh, here’s the funny thing... if the reader is a gold hybrid he might just stare at them at first, but after few seconds if he didn’t end up walking into something or tripping, he’s barreling straight towards them. If the reader’s holding onto someone or the other way around they just get a bunch of jealous snorts coming the other person’s way. However if no one is in contact with the reader or they are alone he is going to pick them up and carry them until he either; snaps out of it or he has stored them safely in his home.

TW! Manipulation. Both Technoblade and Dream were very interested on if one could use the reader’s blood with molds to make resources out of them. This would be possible if the reader’s blood was the molten variety of their ore, but if the reader was a very human ore hybrid it would be less so. While both of them are interested in the prospects of it they have very different ways of going about it. Techno would ask the reader about it and if they were okay with trying it. If they said no to it he would sulk for a bit, but then accept it, only theorizing about it without experiments. While Dream would go down one of three routes; Route one being budding up to the reader and guilt tripping them if they said no when he asked, Route two being acquiring a favor from the reader and cashing it in to try it, and Route three being kidnapping them and doing it anyway (whether it would be him that did the kidnapping or someone he convinced to do it for him is up for debate). TW! Ends.

Once Quackity has gotten Las Nevadas set up enough he might hire them as “eye-candy” for the casinos. The reasons for that being; that he would have noticed that they get stared at by some of the other people on the server if they were any of the hybrids that a person had an affinity over, their hybridization being eye catching in general and of course the obvious connection people’s mind makes from seeing ore; wealth. The position reader would have as their actual job title would depend on what he think they would most likely accept whether that be; a dealer, the entertainment, a bartender, a server or a security guard. After all not that many people like to be hired for their looks.

IM SORRY IM JUST OBSESSED WITH BLOB DREAM BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO GENTLY HOLD THE LITTLE BLOB BOI!! But what else has C! Dream done in his blob consciousness shift(?) that he had to be put in the time out jail for?

Late reply, but here we go;

Most of it was just bunch of dangerous stunts he did in order to escape the house, but here’s a little list of things he has done;

Threaten other blobs and the reader

Started fights with the other blobs

Being a danger to himself and the other blobs by doing crazy shit with no care for the blobs’ (his nor the others) well being

Trying to break through the fence in the yard on multiple occasions

Stealing candy from a banned drawer

Biting the reader’s ankles

Biting other blobs

And most notably

Steal and wield a knife

Help me pick what to write next

I’m having a shitty time with my brain with not being able to pick for myself and other insecurities, so I decided to try and ask what people would actually like to see me write first. 

All of my ideas are currently for Dream SMP reader stuff with generally a they/them reader unless other specified on the idea. I’ll either make the ideas into prompts for people to use or possibly into tiny fics/headcanons depending of how I’m feeling.

The other characters I might write with the reader may vary on what I think would work. Only the characters mentioned in the idea are guaranteed to show up in that idea, but you can ask for a character you would like to see included though it isn’t guaranteed I’ll be able to include them. You can suggest one of the ideas by either replieng or leaving ask in my askbox.

Here’s the list of my current ideas;

C!Techno x Librarian!Reader

God!Reader helping C!Techno ascend

Sculptor!Reader who makes golems (dream smp or origins)

Fire Elemental!Reader living in their scorched forest

Ore Hybrid!Reader Written

Tommy makes a snow(wo)man that comes to life and know thinks they are Tommy’s parent since he wished for love (but didn’t specify), afab!reader but they get explained gender and choose to identify with They/them in the case of prompt

Nature Spirit!Reader

God/Spirit of Death!Reader / Embodiment-of-Death!Reader Written

Mage!Reader

Masked!Reader

God/spirit of Winter!Reader

Water Spirit!Reader

Royalty!AU Reader things

“The Stranger” Reader

Glowsquid Hybrid!Reader

Piglin (Hybrid)!Reader

Guardian of the Forest!Reader

Reader that has super good luck

Maid/Butler!Reader (will possibly write two separate ones for this)

Self indulgent fic about ND reader and c!Techno existing together

c!Techno having a crush on a strong!reader Written

Yknow how Philza’s chat/viewers is seen as crows? I see Dream’s people as the blobs. So imagine 21 million blobs just swarming you and demanding for attention 🥺

OH GOD. Marshmallow sea. Your house might as well be a ball pit at this point.

Tons of tiny blobs and big blobs surrounding you 24/7. You could probably lay down on the sea of blobs and be rolled around the place or they could become a giant blob and carry you around.

Continuing with the caretaker reader and blob dream stuff, can I please get an interaction of the gang and DreamXD? I know that the blobs fund Dream as a threat, but what about the god?

Aaaaah, this is my first ever request, so thank you for that! I was originally going to add DreamXD to the original prompt, but decided otherwise because of the time it would take to fully think it out and I didn’t have his bit fully figured out at the time, but this gave me a good reason to work on it and expand the prompt.

Continuation of the Platonic Dsmp x reader prompt; Platonic Blob!Dream x Caretaker!Reader in the Dream SMP

Just fluff and crack continuation of this prompt

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I could see this going one of two ways; either the blobs are somewhat aware that DreamXD most likely created them originally and thus have a positive opinion of him or they are not aware and view him as just as much of threat as anyone else. 

Generally speaking the blobs found everyone a threat to their person and thus would immediately attempt to protect and shield the reader from them. However if DreamXD decided to visit the reader initially the blobs would form up into their gigantic form to try and intimidate the person away, but once he got closer to them they recognized him as their creator god. They would allow him to meet their person, but should he try anything weird they would assume he was actually a threat and proceed to drive him away. In the meantime they would sing the readers praises and tell him about how nice it was to live here with their person. DreamXD could probably understand a little of what they were saying but the rest was unintelligible squeeks.

On the readers side I think they would enjoy having someone to actually talk to and have conversation with even though DreamXD acted kind of strange every now and then. Then again the reader wouldn’t think too much of it since the blobs didn’t immediately hate him and they themselves hadn’t spoken to actual people in a long time. And while the blobs may have allowed them to meet they still require and demand the reader’s attention, especially when they are talking to each other, so the reader ends up being covered and surrounded by blobs they now must pet, pat and cuddle.

The only exception to the positive opinion of DreamXD among the blobs would be the blob that was previously Dream’s. They would have negative opinion of him simply because he looks eerily similar to Dream and thus they wouldn’t approve of the other blobs letting him close to their person. The blob in question would most likely try to gather support from the other blobs in order to rise up and drive the god away. Just the image of the reader, covered in blobs who demand attention, and DreamXD drinking tea or something together while in the background there appears to be an uprising brewing.

Platonic Blob!Dream x Caretaker!Reader

Platonic Dsmp x reader prompt; Platonic Blob!Dream x Caretaker!Reader in the Dream SMP. Credit would be appreciated so more people can find this and make their own things based on it.

Mostly fluff and crack type prompt, but could be used for angst or hurt/comfort from c!Dream’s side of things.

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The reader being a caretaker to whole bunch of blob dreams, as in there are several blobs of varying sizes but most of the time they are very small. It's basically a kindergarten for blobs. The blobs love the reader and demand attention from them constantly and get jealous of each other 24/7. While the blobs are individuals should they agree to work together they could fuse together and become gigantic.

The reader living far away from the main smp so no one basically knows they exist. The reader knows nothing of the going-ons of the smp nor do they know that their favourite blobs are a spitting image of dream's mask. The house I imagine they would live in would be some ranch style house with giant fenced in yard and garden. Their house and yard are filled with miniature furniture of varying sizes and toys for all the blobs to use and play with. Though most of the time the blobs play a chasing game with each other. Some of the blobs help the reader pull out vegetables from the ground when they are gardening.

One time when the reader had come back from a jungle they came back with some melon seeds and started growing them. When the melons are grown they cut two of them into tiny pieces and serve them to the blobs who end up absolutely loving it. They in fact love it so much some of the more devious ones sneak into the garden at their next outing and try to eat the watermelons. The reader suddenly starts to hear crying and immediately jumps into parent mode, but when they check it out they see a couple of tiny blobs crying around a watermelon that has bitemarks in it. The look disappointment and utter disbelief they have is magnificent but they instantly get to comforting the blobs in order to get them to calm down. When they do, and start to squeek angrily at the reader for lying to them about the tasty soft watermelon, the reader gathers all the blobs and gives them all a lecture that they aren't allowed to just try to eat the things in the garden without permission nor are they now allowed in the garden without supervision.

One time Dream's personal blob he can change consciousness to goes missing. So he changes to them and then is absolutely surrounded by other blobs, that mind you he didn't know existed, with absolutely no clue to where he is. When he finally figures it out he changes back to his normal body and starts the trek there. What he didn't expect was that the blobs would register him as threat the second he was in the readers proximity. And when those blobs came to the conclusion that their person was in danger they formed into a giant blob and basically chased/imitated him away. Dream might have seen his own one pointedly ignore him in favour of receiving attention and headpats from the reader. When they register the threat to be gone they simple separate and fall down back to the ground, bouncing off the surface they landed on.

Bunch of blobs squeeking at the reader for whatever they might want and the reader having to basically guess what they might want using context clues. The blobs swarming the reader at bedtime because almost all of them want to cuddle and the few that don't want to be tucked into their nests/beds.

Dream most likely doesn't bother going back to his blob form seeing it as pointless, that is until he ends up in the prison. At first the reason was to help his escape, but with the reader or the other blobs foiling his plans he mostly gives up on the concept, only occasionally trying again, he mostly just goes back to the form for a change of scenery and human contact. If Dream tries something dangerous while in the blob's body the reader puts him in babyjail in order to keep him and the other blobs safe. Whether he stays in babyjail or warps back to his normal body depends on how humiliated he is feeling, the larger the amount of humiliation the more likely he's to go back to his actual cell. Not that the reader knows they are humiliating him since they can't understand his enraged squeeks. Not to forget that the reader has no idea Dream is occupying one of their blob's body nor that the blob used to belong to him, they probably just think the blob has some anger issues or something along those lines.

And here's those Ranboo drawings I was talking about in an earlier post. Yet again I will most likely not keep a single consistent design for any mcyt I'll draw since character design is a fun and wild ride when you have so little to work with originally.

Yet again if you would like to see any of these as still images just request it and I'll probably post it as such. I'm too lazy to do more than one post about it without prompting.