@nightvaleofficial THE ATTIC TOUR HAS BEEN JUDGED SUITABLY VIKING, THOUGH I DIDN'T MANAGE TO GET ANY 'GOOD' PHOTOS LAST NIGHT BECAUSE MY PHONE CAMERA IS AWFUL, I DID GET THESE:

NIGHT VALE: AS VIKING AS WRESTLING WITH A MONSTER THAT CAME TO YOUR FEAST HALL WITH NOISE COMPLAINTS

Reminder for artists and writers to OPT-OUT of Tumblr giving your posts to companies to train AI programs

Each of your side-blogs has to enable the "Prevent sharing" setting. It's not account-wide

CAME OUT PRETTY WELL, I THINK!

I AM ATTEMPTING CORNBREAD BUT HAVE NOT BAKED FOR MANY YEARS

WELL I TRIED

I AM ATTEMPTING CORNBREAD BUT HAVE NOT BAKED FOR MANY YEARS

I AM ATTEMPTING CORNBREAD BUT HAVE NOT BAKED FOR MANY YEARS

OKAY BUT HONESTLY, I WANT MEAT FLOWERS NOW

And cishet people say we're weird about gender.

every time i see trad gender roles people being weird about fibercraft i wanna tell them

-medieval and early modern knitting guilds were full of men learning and perfecting fancy knitting techniques to impress rich clients

-in cold, wet climates like the scottish highlands knitting was done by the whole family, in fact it was the perfect activity to do while a man was out on a fishing boat or in the pasture with his sheep and cattle

-men who were away from women for a long time had to know how to knit and sew at least well enough to mend their own clothes. soldiers knitted. sailors knitted. cowboys and frontiersmen knitted. vikings probably knitted (actually they would have been doing a kind of proto knitting called nalbinding, but that's beside the point). all those guys the far right love to treat as ultra masculine heroes were sitting around their barracks and campfires at night darning their socks and knitting themselves little hats

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

The cost of living is so bad Tesco can’t even afford a horse meat scandal and had to resort to moths

Berserkers, or—as we say, per the traditions of the Old Ways—"tactical furries."

LEVEL 33 UNLOCKED

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR D&D/PATHFINDER/ETC CHARACTERS

AND I WILL RATE THEM ON HOW VIKING THEY ARE!

Sif: Oh no, why hasn’t he texted back? Did I say something wrong?

Thor: (frantically googling “how to spell georgus”)

@badgart, THE CREATOR OF MY AVATAR, HAS ONCE MORE CAPTURED MY GLORIOUS, BASTARDLY, VIKING FORM!