gloriatbh
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yelloe!!??? my name is gloria.....or glor glor..... i post for loud shits and quiet giggles... 🦭
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just watched dreams new video.... my brain has rotted
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im down to just one cup of mulch a day
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whoever grabbed a hold of that photo of the ginger kitten sitting and edited it to have little fairy wings just know that i will find you
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go the extra mile? girl not when gas prices are this high
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why was Anthony Hopkins so cunty when narrating The Grinch
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nothing angers me more than a beautiful black women with amazing genetics and they go marry the most average white man
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british people gotta be a huge inside joke because fuuuuuckk its twuesday innit
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AU prompts: masterlist of lists
Okay so if you’re anything like me you see those lists of au ideas floating around and you like them but when it comes time to write something and you need an idea you have no idea what you tagged them as or if they’re buried somewhere in your likes so….have a list of some of the ones I’ve come across! This is updated with new lists and fixed links fairly frequently so check back here if you’d like more!
also: there are a few lists that people have requested that i have not been able to find so if you know of one/write one, please send it to me. my messages/ask/submit are all open. WANTED: expectant parents/parents with newborns aus, historical aus
(updated on november 6th, 2016)
(current count: ~163 lists + 39 individual prompts)
themed:
super long list of college aus
more college aus
even more college aus
autumn aus
it’s really cold outside aus
meet-ugly
art school aus
femslash aus
they know each other but don’t know that they know each other aus
awkward first meeting aus
MORE college aus
airport related aus
fake married/dating trope
pub aus (here for halloween season)
royal aus
assassin aus
opposites attract
lots more under the cut, the post was getting unwieldy
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idk why its so fun to research for the most bone dry boring ass papers and projects. i literally get giddy reading about bio-availability of calcium carbonate and cholecalciferol. fuuuuck did you know cholecalciferol has a non significant effect on serotonin metabolism? omfg im cracking this shit wide opennnnnnn.
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i fucking love christmas chronicles because imagine going to school after christmas break and saying you met santa claus himself but nobody believes you cuz his stupid ass took the tape
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THEIR BEEF IS CRAZYYYYY
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waiter! waiter! more men in pain crying and begging please!
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you could write Neil Gaiman a whole 9 page essay about Good Omens and ask the most interesting question and he'd just reply "yes." and i literally love him for that
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i hate when teachers say "Idk how to help u with that" like bitch my leg is broken the fuck you mean
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what the nurse says while im bleeding out in the hospital bed while my 6 yo son and my wife watch in horror as my life slowly ends
GET THE BLOOD
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