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I just randomly hyperfixated on doing something for 5½ hours and didn't want to do it for that long.
BUT I HYPERFIXATED ON IT AND I'M ONLY JUST NOW SOMEWHAT BURNT OUT.
PLEASE BRAIN I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT.
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I have Caprisun and a ton of whipped cream.
@chubbletea tag more people as many as you can bring party supplies
thinking about that time in math class when the teacher was explaining what a vector is and some girl went “omg just like the guy from despicable me!!”
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I don't even watch this and I find this interesting what the hell
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I'm scared to follow people back now
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To the 4-5 people that just sent NSFW spam DMs I just want to say that you are disgusting because I'm a minor.
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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
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I just wanna pull out a discovery. Since Cagney is a Carnation (Dianthus Caryophyllus, Orange Sherbet bicolour), he's in the Caryophyllaceae family.
The Dianthus Caryophyllus is also a hermaphroditic flower so big news.
And for you people that think he could be a Calendula (Calendula Officinalis), the pot marigold is also a hermaphroditic flower so checkmate.
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When brain melts at 3 AM it's not pretty man
I researched uhh yeah Iranian history for a fuggin character with no lore or anythin
Name nationality, overanalyse yahyhhg.
Brain smoothie becomes gas.
"Qara Qoyunlu was 1374-1468, Aq Qoyunlu was 1378–1503."
Yay um dynasty I am melt
Brain death
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I said it on Twitter, I'll say it on Tumblr.
If I don't have my regular brand of toothpaste (Which I don't rn and can't afford) and I'm out shopping for an alternative, if I see a brand that says "Will not give you stomachaches if you accidentally swallow a tiny amount!" I am snatching that in an instant.
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Another reblog. I can't even sign it from the US because it needs an email, sad.
hey if you're a UK resident can you sign this petition and if not please rb to spread the word
this is an official UK government petition that they have to respond to if it reaches 10,000 signatures
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WRONG BLOG
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Here be the introductory art of Death is Not Feared! I forgot the guy who drew it because they disappeared off the face of Discord but nonetheless I did not draw it!
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Finna make a blog for a Cuphead AU that isn't even finished but has a main outline.
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Hey guys can we just talk abt the fact that Kagekao canonically can only have one side of his mask lit at one time?
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I remember this as a 2017 player. It started dying out in about 2018-2019. Nobody uses it anymore, prolly because it's tagged now (It wasn't before). Now, they simply say 'online dater'
i played roblox in 2014-2016 and idk if anyone remembers but ODer was the go to insult for some reason (i think it stood for online dater?) and also noob of course lol
just seeing if anyone else remembers this anyways awesome blog and sorry this isnt a single roblox guy and more like a guy phenomenon
I used to see entire swat teams scout club iris for online daters it was crazy
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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
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The worst kind of writer's block is when you have the motivation, the time, the materials, the skill, everything...
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTINUE THE DAMN THING.
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