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forthewincest · 4 years
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“What a person ships does not reflect their morals or say anything about what they think is acceptable in real life. You guys are just too involved in your fandom to realize people are allowed to like things that you don’t”
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Louder for the people in the back 
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forthewincest · 4 years
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Dean: Sam, do you like me or like like me?
Sam: Dean, we’re married.
Dean: You didn’t answer my question.
Sam: Honestly at this point I’m not even sure.
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forthewincest · 4 years
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Sam: Dean, you can’t do that! It’ll kill you!
Dean: Only if I die.
Sam: ...I hate you.
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forthewincest · 4 years
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Jack: Dean, have you seen Sam?
Dean: I’m not seeing Sam!
Jack: What?
Dean: What?
Jack, suspiciously looking at Dean: Nothing.
*5 minutes later*
Sam, walking in the room: Hey babe, what do you want to do for date night?
Jack: I knew it!
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forthewincest · 4 years
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Dean: What does ‘smd’ mean?
Sam: Suck my dick.
Dean *getting on his knees*: Oh wow okay. Could have answered my question first.
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forthewincest · 4 years
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Sam: I can’t do stress, it’s bad for the baby.
Dean: You’re not a baby, Sam.
Sam: No, but I am having yours.
Dean: ...Excuse me?
Sam: Surprise!
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forthewincest · 4 years
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Dean: Sam do the thing.
Sam: What thing?
Dean: You know, the thing that makes me real happy.
Sam: Oh, you mean this?
Sam: *smiles*
Dean: Wow, beautiful, absolutely beautiful. Thank you so much.
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forthewincest · 4 years
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Dean: Hey Sam!
Dean: Sam.
Dean: Sammy.
Dean: Samuel.
Sam: WHAT?!
Dean: I love you, bitch.
Sam: I don’t know why, but I love you too, jerk.
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forthewincest · 4 years
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Jack: How does it feel being the little spoon, Dean?
Dean: Sammy! You promised you wouldn’t tell.
Sam: No, I promised not to tell that you’re the bottom.
Dean:
Jack:
Sam: Oops.
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forthewincest · 4 years
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Dean: Sammy come look at your Christmas present!
Sam: You better not be under the Christmas tree with a ribbon tied around your dick again.
Dean:
Dean: Never mind! Don’t come look.
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forthewincest · 4 years
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Loki: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Thor: I almost died!
Loki: Ah yes, that was my fondest memory.
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forthewincest · 4 years
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Loki: Shut up.
Thor: I didn’t say anything.
Loki: Don’t care. Shut up.
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forthewincest · 5 years
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Dean: So, what are you thankful for, Sammy?
Sam: That we’re together and haven’t died in awhile. What about you?
Dean: Oh that’s easy, your big di-
Sam *glares*
Dean: Your big heart. Definitely your big heart.
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forthewincest · 5 years
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Loki: I stopped a person getting murdered today.
Thor: Really!? How?
Loki: Self control.
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forthewincest · 5 years
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Thor: Hey do you have any bags?
Loki: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Thor: ...
Thor: A simple no would have sufficed.
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forthewincest · 5 years
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Thor: I hate you.
Loki: Why? I’m lovely.
Thor, pulling a knife out of his his side: No. You’re stabby.
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forthewincest · 5 years
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JUST PICTURE THIS:
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loki alive and happy :)
That is all.
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