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Ireya Luna Aelis
Ireya's blog ||| future god of the moon ||| agender: they/it ||| australian ||| killer taste in people ||| neurodivergent ||| 119 ||| Sagittarius ||| live like no one's watching ||| life's too short to be a good guy ||| ♡♡♡
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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE
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imma need this later, thank you all
things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever
change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
move the pictures on your wall
stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all
slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
shower with the lights off, without music
buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing
wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015
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I finally found a doctor that would remove my uterus and I had him preserve it in a jar for me. I gave it to a woman with a trans flag pin that said ‘MTF’ and told her the next time some idiot transphobe told her ‘real women have a uterus’, she could now reply with 100% honesty that she, in fact, did have a uterus and the transphobe could die mad about it.
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Y/N: *on the phone* Hey, Tony. Can I borrow $8,000?
Tony: *sighs* Why the hell do you need that much money?
Y/N: It’s for an escape room
Tony: What kind of escape room costs $8,000?!
Y/N:
Y/N: Jail
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Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
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how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
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Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.
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HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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ahh i love it! so sorry i hadn't got to it sooner but oh my god it's amazing and better than i could've imagines thank you so so so much!!!
hi hi, i was wondering if you could do a voidpunk flag wallpaper but turned vertically with a cyperpunk meets the sky kind of aesthetic?
you can translate the aesthetic however you want i don't mind, whatever you're capable of ofc! take your time and take care, thank you in advance ♡
[Credit for the 2nd and 4th stripes]
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@staff @support please control these porn/spam bots... i'm sick of coming onto this app and blocking 7 of these bot accounts a day...
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Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’
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the queens passing has to be the most annoying thing I've experienced this week and i had to wait at a bus stop in the rain for over half an hour, bro the queens death tops that level of annoyance i swear.
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shes a 13 no cap
🙌👽🔮💨
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I was thinking about the healing crystals thing again, and why aren't there rocks that make your life worse instead of better?
like, if there are crystals that spiritually heal me and improve my relationships, it seems like there should be some that make me sexually frustrated, attract toxic people into my life, increase my anxiety, and scare away my spirit guides. I think that would be both logical and funny.
...Anyway I was on wikipedia and there are lots of minerals and rocks.
Why did I do this
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wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*
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