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wanda maximoff + a plus size s/o

wanda maximoff likes fat people, fight me

do you really think that your weight is gonna matter to this woman? ever? NEVER, MY FRIEND. wanda could not give a shit if she tried.

she loves you, period. you are the most beautiful thing in the world to her, and she will not let you forget that for a single second.

chubby thighs? she's gonna smooch them, run her hands over them while cuddling, pull them tighter around her head while she's-

squishy tummy? that's her favorite place to lay her head while piled onto your couch. she's got her arms wrapped around you, face buried into your stomach while a shitty scary movie plays on your tv. every time a jump scare gets her she squeezes you tighter, and you can hear her cursing you softly in sokovian for talking her into this.

she's gonna hype you up whenever you get dressed up. ESPECIALLY if she can sense you're a little nervous about it. she loves your normal clothes, the slouchy tees and worn sweatpants are still sexy af. but you all dolled up for her? hair/make-up done, nails painted, a brand new outfit revealing just enough skin to tease her? good luck gettin her hands off you!!

though wanda will make sure to show how much she loves you and your body with her actions, she also make sure to use her words. it's important to her that you hear how she feels about you, important that she says them. and so she showers you in compliments 90% of the time.

every morning you'll get a good morning, beautiful text. sometimes even if you're in the same house with her. she doesn't care, she wants you to know that you are the first thing she thinks of when she gets up. she wants you to know how much she cares.

she'll walk up behind you in the kitchen and wrap her arms around your middle, hands slipping up under your shirt just to feel your skin on hers. bonus points if her hands are cold and she makes you jump. it'll make her giggle every time.

not eating? not happening! wanda will never berate you, never get angry with you for skipping meals. she understands, truly. but she is going to do her absolute best to keep you healthy. whenever she notices you skipping meals or pushing good around your plate, she'll offer to make you any of your favorite snacks. want take out instead of what you cooked? she's got you. not feeling a heavy meal, want something lighter? she's already up and digging through the cabinets.

she won't give you a lecture, she won't constantly question you. it'll be little things. she never wants to make you feel bad about it. but you'll notice she keeps an eye on you more. she'll ask you to eat with her, leave a cup of tea and a snack by your desk when working, drag you into the kitchen at midnight for a late night snack.

if you are ever insecure about your body wanda is right there for you. she won't interrupt you, just let you talk it all out until you're done. she'll sit beside you with your hand in hers and just listen. she may not have the same issues with her own body as you do, but she understands hating yourself and not being comfortable in your own skin. she'll try to relate to you that way, telling you that she may not understand perfectly how you feel but she can come close. she just wants you to know that you aren't alone in how you feel, she gets it. she makes sure to remind you just how perfect she finds you, body, mind, and soul.

she feels slightly at a loss if you do feel insecure, so she will definitely ask you if there is anything she can do to help. if so, she'll be on top of it 100%. if there is anything that she has done to make it worse, she'll immediately apologize and it will never happen again. but if there's nothing she can do, nothing you can think of? she'll reassure you that she's here for you and always will be.

whatever she can think of to help, she'll do. she'll start complimenting your looks even more. the woman can damn near write poetry about how wonderful she thinks you are. you'll find love notes all around your shared apartment, cute little reminders of how much she loves you. whenever you stand in front of a mirror she'll come up behind you and kiss your cheek before running down the list of everything on you that she finds beautiful.

let someone insult you. let them. wanda will fucking destroy them. no, she won't physically hurt them. (maybe?) she'll tear them a new one, cussing them out in english, sokovian, and damn near every language she can think of. it'll take you or natasha pulling her away for her to calm down. seeing or hearing someone trying to make her love feel small brings out the worst in her, and she'll for sure use her powers to fuck with that person's head a bit. she'll haunt their nightmares for weeks after, maybe months depending on what was said.

NSFW thots~

she will 10000000% fuck you in front of a mirror. she'll make you repeat affirmations while she plays with your body. wanna cum? you're gonna have to make her believe that YOU believe how sexy you are.

tummy kisses are a thing. lil smooches, leaving hickies trailing down your stomach, blowing raspberries to make you laugh.

she'll trail her fingers down your stomach slowly, teasing you as slow as she can until she can reaches where you want her most.

if you're willing, she'll use her powers to let you see yourself how she sees you. to fill your head with images and memories she has of you, the visions of you that she holds closest to her heart. this usually ends in her tearing up a little. she's overcome with emotion that you are willing to let her inside your mind, and moreover that you're willing to let her show you exactly what you mean to her. she's not terrible with words, sure, but there's something so intimate about being able to show you how she feels in a way that she can't really put into words. you can feel everything she feels for you, understand the words that she can't find to describe her adoration of you. it's intense, and it always leads to hours of making love.

like mentioned earlier, wanda will wrap your thighs around her face. squeeze her, suffocate her. she fucking loves it. you'll find tiny little bruises where her fingers dig into the meat of your thighs, and when she sees them the next day it takes all of her will power not to fall to her knees and have you begging for her all over again.

she'll use her powers to suspend you in the air while she goes down on you. you'll feel weightless, but bound tightly in her magic. it's a strange feeling at first, but comforting knowing that she'll never drop you. her magic is tingly on your skin, warm and red against your skin. seeing her magic trailing over your body makes wanda feral. she'll keep you there for hours if you let her.

#wanda maximoff x plus size!reader #wanda maximoff headcanons #wanda maximoff x reader #marvel x reader #mcu x reader #scarlet witch x reader #scarlet witch headcanons #hcs #nsfw at the end #i love her so much tbh

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fandomhcs · 17 days

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frank castle nsfw alphabet

i’m on my frank castle bullshit again tbh.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): Frank’s gonna hold you, run his fingers through your hair, over your skin. He needs to touch you. You’d think he’d have gotten enough of it during the act, but no. He needs to feel you here with him and so he’s gonna worship you a little after sex. Whether its making love or pretty rough, he’s a passionate man who at his core is head over heels for you. He needs that moment of connection, of catching his breath, holding you close, just feeling you. Once he’s done with that he’s more than willing to do whatever you ask of him. Need a shower? He’s on the way to the bathroom. Need water? He’s already tossing you a bottle. Wanna watch a movie and cuddle? His arms are already squeezing you. And if the two of you have had a particularly intense session, something a lil more BDSM-y, he’s gonna run his hands over any marks he left, put lotion all over you if you need it, massage out any kinks in your neck. Whatever you ask of him, its yours. After sex is possibly when you’ll see him at his most soft, no matter how rough he was before.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): I don’t really see Frank giving a shit about any part of his body. To him, I feel like his own body is just a tool. Just a machine, you know? There isn’t anything special about it. He’s weak when you show him some love, though. He’s not used to people wanting him, loving him, showering him in affection. Kiss his knuckles, boop him on the nose, trail your fingers down his spine. He loves when you touch him soft like that. It makes him start to see his own body as something more, maybe even something he can appreciate one day. On you? Easy. Everything. Boobs are great. Asses are great. Hands are great. But also, again I cannot stress this enough, for you he’s soft. He loves your eyes, your shoulders, your smile. During sex he’s paying just as much attention to the way your eyes light up at him, your teeth bite down on your bottom lip, and how your fingers tremble when you touch him as he is paying attention to the way you feel wrapped around his cock. If you forced him to pick a favorite body part of yours his answer is always gonna be your mouth. Not for blowjob reasons (okay maybe a lil bit for blowjob reasons) but just because he loves seeing you smile, bit your lip, lick your lip. Its easy to fuck him up real good by just biting your lip and batting your eyelashes at him.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person): He doesn’t love to cum all over you per se. Shit, if you ask him for it you better believe you are getting it. If he knows it turns you on? He’ll definitely do it. But he wouldn’t do it without you asking for it. He prefers to come inside of you. He’s old fashioned, you see. He also will definitely be using a condom. I don’t see him ever not using one, especially if you are capable of getting pregnant. He’s just not ready for that again, not now. Maybe not ever.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): He doesn’t really have too many dirty secrets I feel like? Ya boy may be hardcore, but the big, bad Punisher is a little bit vanilla. Maybe that’s his dirty secret: he gets off on you saying you love him.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?): He probably hasn’t had too many different partners, but he was with Maria for a good long time and so he’s definitely had his fair share of sex. Hasn’t played around much, mostly sticking to the basics and what he knew he liked. He is good in bed even before he gets to really know your body, as he’s 10,000% a giver. He wants you to feel good and is a super quick study. Also fully willing to spend hours in bed figuring out the best ways to make you scream for him so he’s not too worried about his “lack” of experience.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual): It’s a toss up between cowgirl and missionary, I think. We see in canon Frank loves cowgirl, and I feel like its a special position for him. Lets him let loose and just enjoy you in all your glory. Having someone ride him is his favorite way to worship them, to study their every move, to focus on nothing but their pleasure. He’s not exactly a sub, but he loves it when you take control and treat him right. And honestly, for him you can’t go wrong with missionary. Not to say he’s not willing to try out something different, though. He may not be into the really acrobatic stuff, but you can convince him to give a few things a try.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): Oh he’s definitely more serious. There may be a chuckle here or there, and he may be grinning like a fool but at the core of sex with Frank there’s just passion. He’s completely serious with you, completely focused on you. And he loves to show that through his touch. He’s definitely not going to be turned off by a little goofiness in the moment, though. If you are a little goofy he’s just enamored by you to be honest, and will smile at you adoringly before doing his damnedest to make you forget how to function.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.): The carpets def match the drapes, but I think he always keeps himself groomed really well. Even when he’s got a full on beard and hipster hair, I feel like he’d keep himself trimmed and neat. Not hairless, but nothing unruly. It’d probably annoy him if he didn’t keep up with everything.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…): I feel like by now we all know that Frank Castle is the most romantic. Like he for sure views sex as a way to connect on a deeper level with you, to get to know you in a way no one else does, to see you unraveled. It’s incredibly important to him that sex is meaningful and that he spends every second showing you how much he loves you. I don’t think he’s one to make a scene out of sex and light candles, drop rose petals, or spend hours making the perfect playlist to make love to. But Frank feels so fucking much for you, and has been known to break a little when in a bit of a softer mood. He just gets into this mood. Where he’ll whisper in your ear how much he loves you, how much he needs you, how you’ve changed him, how you feel like home. He’ll kiss you so gently it feels like he thinks you’re glass or something, run his hands over every inch of you just to feel you with him. Soft sex with Frank is just 10/10, and yes sometimes he does get a little teary eyed if you tell him you love him in the heat of the moment. Would recommend.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): Jacking off is more of a stress relief to him than anything else. However, let this boy hear that you like watching it. He’ll make sure you catch him more than once. Just to fuck with you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): P R A I S E K I N K. And it goes both ways. Please show him how much you love him. Kiss him, caress him, whisper sweet nothings to him and you’ll see the fuckin’ Punisher come undone. But he also loves to shower you in praises, to never let you hear the end of how much he loves you. Also lowkey a dom, but like...a soft dom.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do): He’s definitely not a sex in public kinda guy. He’d be uncomfortable with anyone seeing you both in such vulnerable positions. Both ‘cause in his mind no one else needs to see that but also ‘cause he knows how gross people can be and he’s never willing to put you in a situation where someone can get creepy.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): Outside of the obvious things, like you being naked. Frank gets turned on by just you being you. The little things you do that you’ll never notice. The fire in your when you’re passionate or angry about something, if you play with your hair or bite or lip, the cute ass way your nose scrunches up when you’re confused. He’s a sucker for you lounging around in nothing but shorts and a t-shirt. Or even better, nothing but his shirt.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): Even if you do have a bit of a sadism kink, I doubt Frank would be willing to try anything like that. At least anything too intense. Some spanking, some choking, maybe even using a belt if you’re really into it. But some more intense bondage and stuff will only remind of him things he’d rather forget, and things he certainly doesn’t want to associate with you. Anything that hurts you he’s probably not going to be okay with ever. Also public sex, degrading, and sharing.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc): This boy is a GIVER. Now, no he is not about to say no to you going down on him but oH BOY does he love going down on you. Your pleasure means the world to him. To know that after all he’s done, all the hurt he’s caused? He can still make someone he loves feel so good? It’s euphoric. But if you wanna return the favor he’s all for letting you. He gets a little blushy and shy when you do that, no matter how many times its happened before. He just doesn’t ever expect such things, which makes doing them even better. Reduce this man to a puddle and your kindness will be more than returned.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): Frank really loves both honestly. There’s a time and a place and a mood for both kinds of sex. He’s the softest for really soft and gentle sex however, it just sets his heart on fire. But the rougher, faster stuff gets him positively ravenous so he loves both. Whatever you both have time for, and the energy for is what he’s down to do.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.): I think he definitely prefers to take things slow and really worship each other, but he’s been a parent y’all. He ain’t shy about a quickie, especially when you look that damn good while wearing nothing but a t-shirt while making coffee in the mornings.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.): He’s open to talking about whatever you may be into. Experimenting isn’t really his forte, so he probably won’t initiate it but he’s willing to do most of whatever you want.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…): He’s human, so he can’t go forever but he’s got determination in spades. He’ll pace himself, do something like oral or using his hands to keep things going while taking a bit of a break. And shit honestly if y’all take a nap before going for round two he’s really not gonna complain.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): I can’t see him owning any toys himself but he’s more than willing to use yours on you. On himself, maybe. Definitely if you make a convincing argument for it. But he’d be a little shy about using any toys on himself. On you, he’s a damn tease ‘cause he thinks that his body can do better than a toy and he’s gonna make you beg for release even more than usual.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): Now listen, he’s soft so he isn’t gonna tease you for hours and hours. But he does like hearing you beg, so expect some teasing. Especially when the two of you have all the time in the world, he loves to take it slow and make you squirm. Teasing him gets you the cutest frustrated looks and if you work at it? There’s nothing like making the Punisher beg.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make): He’s pretty quiet, mostly just grunts and soft speaking. Not dirty talk per se, not the really nasty shit anyways. But sometimes he starts running his mouth about how he feels about you and it’s quiet, slurred into your ear for you alone. When y’all are getting a little rougher expect some grunting and the occasional growl.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice): He doesn’t actually like lingerie. Seeing you in something sexy is fine, but it doesn’t quite have the effect that you want. He thinks you’re sexy in it, but to him you’re sexier in something simple. Is it because he gets frustrated with certain zippers, straps, bows, etc? Maybe. Frank’s more likely to rip lingerie off of you rather than wanna take the time to undo it all slowly.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words): I mean???? I can’t picture that boy being small. Average length maybe, thicker than normal.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?): Pretty high, mostly because he’s so touch starved in general. He’d probably be down for sex at least a few times a week. It all comes back to intimacy with Frank, he just wants to feel close to you.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): Kinda depends. If its hard and rough, getting out his frustrations will tire him out so he may pass out quickly. But if its soft and sweet sometimes he finds himself unable to sleep after. He just can’t look away from you, fearing the moment that he closes his eyes it’ll all be gone.

#frank castle x reader #frank castle headcanons #punisher x reader #frank castle hcs #hcs #nsfw #nsfw alphabet #alphabet #also some of this was written of my phone so forgive any typos or wonky formatting lmao

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fandomhcs · 25 days

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dating/marrying abigail would include:

monster hunting dates? monster hunting dates.

abigail craves adventure. despite her parent's wishes, she would 100% join the adventurer's guild with you. whether she's fully ready for it or not.

need a protector while you're picking away at a hunk of copper? abigail's already on it, chopping a giant bug in half before you even know it's there.

sometimes she still gets a little scared in the mines, but with you by her side her fear slowly starts to fade. the two of you protect each other, and protect the valley as well. she thinks about it sometimes, what would happen if the monsters in the woods or in the mines wander into town. what would happen if something caught jas outside by herself? or evelyn? she starts to keep a closer eye on everyone at night. not quite patrolling, she tells herself. but whenever she's out at night searching for frogs or stargazing she make sure to check for any signs of danger.

farm life is boring in comparison, but she does sometimes enjoy the peace and quiet of it. she does realize that sometimes she needs to slow down and rest, the farm, and by extension you, help her do that without feeling guilty about it.

on rainy days or days where you two just want to stay inside, you guys will pile onto the couch and play countless levels of journey of the prairie king. one of these days, she's going to beat it all on her own. she swears.

the two of you could spend an entire day playing games, with an endless supply of snacks and drinks to fuel your efforts. but beware, she's competitive when she wants to be and she'll rub it in your face for days when she beats you at any game.

whenever you win, she'll pretend to be salty about it until you give her kisses.

she'll tell you all about how she used to sneak out and come explore the farm before you moved in, about how she used to wield sticks as swords and play fight with sebastian and sam. they'd make this place their own little fantasy world, and now her fantasy has become a reality. sure, it's been cleaned up a little and it's full of cows and pigs instead of dragons and demons, but the farm is still hers to conquer. often she'll give you a heart attack while you're watering your crops by screaming at you from the top of an apple tree. nothing delights her more than your shriek of terror.

living away from her parents has allowed her to bloom into the woman she wanted to be. she has the space to explore, to find adventure, to run wild. she doesn't say it much, but she feels like she owes it all to you. the second you moved in you changed everything for her, and she loves you so much it crushes her sometimes.

whenever she's sitting by the pond playing her flute she finds that she ends up missing you sitting beside her on the harp. the sound of just her flute somehow doesn't seem right anymore, she misses the sound of you playing beside her. the two of you together, that's the music that fills her heart. so often she'll drag you away from your farm work just to rest beside her, to relax and let your music enchant the farmlands.

the first time you ever set up a picnic for the two of you on the summit she thought she was going to die. such sweetness made her heart catch in her chest. she isn't the best with expressing how much she loves you. it's too cheesy, to mushy, too private. but sometimes the small, simple things you do to show her how much you love her just bring tears to her eyes. which usually leads to her tackling you into a hug and whispering how much she loves you into your chest.

she'll often feed the animals for you. almost all of them love her, except for the turtle you adopted. ol' terry gives abigail the side eye every time she fills up his water bowl. she isn't sure what she's done to make him hate her, but the turtle constantly snips at her ankles when she gets near.

due to the dangerous nature of your trips to the mines and skull cavern, abigail learned how to make life elixir's just for you. she couldn't imagine how she'd feel it something ever happened to you, so she decided to do what she could to help keep you safe.

she befriends a cow. don't question it, she just does. a small calf takes a liking to her and so she named it welwick. it's her best friend.

the two of you meet with sam and sebastian at least once every week at the saloon. she doesn't ever want her friends to feel like she's forgotten about them now that she's moved and gotten into a relationship, so the four of you often hang out. you'll invite them over to the farm, you guys take vacations to ginger island, and once you and abigail even made them go down the mines with you. it ended up with sam in harvey's office bleeding from his forehead, but everybody lived!

abby's just happy with you, happy that you've helped her realize her own strength. the two of you are partners in crime, and a damn good team. she may not always be able to tell you how she feels, but she tries her best to make sure her actions show it.

#stardew valley x reader #abigail x reader #stardew valley abigail x reader #stardew valley headcanons #hcs #dwi

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fandomhcs · 28 days

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dating wanda maximoff would include:

dating one of the most powerful people in the universe is definitely a trip, let me tell you.

wanda values quality time above most other love languages so expect to be sharing each other’s spaces most of the time. she could spend all of her time reading in the corner with you across the room from her reading or scrolling through your phone.

that said, she loves when you choose to join her in whatever she’s doing. read with her, ask her about whatever magic she’s learning now, or bring her tea and curl up beside her while she’s watching an old sitcom on the couch. she’ll melt.

she loves any kind of date night. whether it’s staying in and ordering pizza or going out to a new restaurant and an arcade, wanda just gets this warm gooey feeling whenever you two get to spend a night with no interruptions. she loves the more stereotypical date nights, the things she’s seen in shows and movies. finally having someone to experience the things she considers normal with is so, so special to her. take her to a movie and a cute dinner, take her dancing, take her stargazing. make her feel like she's in a movie and she'll melt.

wanda is forever grateful to you and thankful for the love you’ve brought into her life. joining the avengers, meeting you, finding control and strength in her powers? at one point in her life everything she has now seemed impossible. for so long it was just her and pietro against the world, now she has a family again. and more than that? she isn’t afraid of her own power.

her powers used to be something she feared. she was terrified to lose control, terrified to learn the limits of her powers. terrified that there may not be limits. but you’ve never once been scared of her. all the things she’s done, all the things she can do, you’ve never shown fear. you trust her, completely. and she has vowed to make sure every single day that your trust in her is never misplaced.

and an upside to that means she’s constantly practicing her magic. the red swirls of her magic are fascinating, and even now you can’t help but stare as a book hovers in the air before her while wanda’s hands are occupied cooking dinner. her magic is beautiful, no matter what the rest of the world may say.

you’ll catch her meditating three feet in the air, magic curling around her gently weaving itself through her hair. can’t reach something on a high shelf? you can hear wanda giggle at your struggle before whatever you need is floating towards you. cleaning is a breeze when your girlfriend can levitate the couch while you sweep the dust bunnies out from under it.

wanda does try to stay out of your head, though. she refuses to abuse your privacy and read your mind without consent. she struggles with this when she hears you having a nightmare at night, or whenever you won’t come to her with a problem. but she never breaks, instead forcing herself to be patient with you and let you come to her when you can. and you do, once you’re ready. there is nothing you could ever tell her about your fears, your pain, your anger that would ever make her feel any differently about you. whatever you think of yourself, wanda sees you as you are. she sees your faults, yes. but she sees the good in you above everything else. whenever you may feel insecure, she’s right beside you with a warm hug and constant reassurance.

you both balance each other. on your bad days, wanda is right there to comfort you however you need. and you do the same for her. both of you keep an eye on each other, boost each other’s spirits on your bad days, and remind each other that you two are a team. no matter what may come, you two are on each other’s side.

the cabin she has in multiverse of madness? that's her ideal home with you. a warm, inviting place the two of you can fill with plants and books. something cozy and hidden away from the rest of the world. she'd be free to practice her magic away from prying eyes, plus having a garden or an orchard is a dream of hers.

however, if you're stuck in an apartment? wanda will make it a home for you. she'll find cool art to post up on your walls, intricate tapestries that she could stare at for hours. candles and knick knacks, little trinkets bought on your dates together. she'd love to decorate a space with you, to make it reflect both of your personalities.

just?? build a home with her. build a future, build a family. it's all she wants, really. she wants a life with you more than anything else in the world, even more than being a hero. she'd rather live a comfortable, peaceful life with you.

#wanda maximoff x reader #scarlet witch x reader #wanda maximoff headcanons #wanda maximoff hcs #hcs #dwi

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dating harley quinn would include:

constant laughter. jokes that make no sense, have no punchline, yet still leave you both delirious from giggling so much. your sides hurt with her all the time.

harley is a roller coaster of the most beautiful variety. she’s beautiful and sweet, playful and brilliant. she brightens up every room she enters and you never let her forget it.

behind all the color, laughter, and smoke bombs hides a lot of insecurity and pain. the two of you don’t really talk about it, about him, but you know enough. instead of focusing on that, you can tell that she just wants to charge forward in life and leave it all behind her. while that may not be the healthiest of ways to cope, you can’t really fault her for it. nor can you complain about being dragged along with her on her wacky adventure.

greasy diner food, roller skates, and speeding along the highway blasting music to drown out the assholes that honk at you. there’s never a dull moment.

even in the safety of your own apartment harley brings a certain sense of vibrancy. curled up on your couch, unable to tell whose limbs are whose, she’ll babble on about anything and everything. you’ve learned all the dirty details of gotham’s underbelly thanks to her rambling. she even let it spill that harvey dent’s got a secret tattoo that the tabloids would just die to find out.

speaking of gotham’s underbelly, harley isn’t one to keep you out of it. she trusts you to handle your own. you’re dating her, aren’t ya? got to be some sort of bad ass to do that. even if you’re a civilian, there’s nowhere else she’d want you to be than with her. though that might mean having to teach you some tips and tricks to keep outta too much trouble.

who would’ve known that picking a lock was so hard? or that hot wiring your car while your girlfriend shoots glitter grenades at gotham pd would be so thrilling.

but for all the thrills and chills, harley also loves a romantic, chill night in. she loves to cuddle you, almost never letting your out of her arms even in public. she’ll kiss you, hug you, smack your ass, and she doesn’t give a damn who sees her do it!

anybody with a complaint about your relationship mysteriously ends up covered in pink paint and chicken feathers. or worse, if they keep pushing her. anyone who trash talks her baby is gonna get a face full of harley fuckin’ quinn, that’s for sure.

expect to be friends with lots of people you really never imagined being friends with. one day poison ivy will show up at your house with a small potted plant and warn you that if anything happens to it you die, the next black frickin’ canary shows up to ask if harley has stolen her tights again. harley collects people, her heart too big and vibrant for her not to be buddies with half of gotham (despite half of gotham wanting to shoot her, of course). some of these people, over time, become your people too. and it isn’t that uncommon for cassandra cain to be found snoring on your couch, for catwoman’s heels to be tossed in the corner of your kitchen while she digs through your fridge, or for the little old lady down the street to knock on your door with a freshly baked quiche.

bruce loves you, and i mean abso-frickin’-lutely adores you. the precious pup curls up around you every night when you head to bed, begs for treats every time you go to the kitchen, and never leaves your side when you leave the house without harley. heck, sometimes you cuddle the sweet boy more than you cuddle your own girlfriend. and she doesn’t even have the heart to be mad about it. (she’ll pout, though. you know she’ll pout.)

at the end of the day, treat harley quinn with kindness and respect and she’s gonna love you.

kiss her in the rain, bring her breakfast in bed, dance around in your underwear to the hairspray musical. understand that life is a blast and you gotta make the best out of it. kiss her pretty face all over, swing her around in your arms, blow raspberries on her skin. make her laugh, make her smile, and she’s yours.

she’s weird and makes no sense sometimes, and some of her antics raise your blood pressure to alarming levels. but there is no one else who’ll rock your world the way she can.

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dating frank castle would include:

frank castle doesn’t do anything half assed. that includes a relationship. you may have a hell of a time actually getting him into one, but once he is he’ll never waver.

he would struggle between being the punisher and being frank, the man who loves you. though he fully understands that you can that care of yourself, he wants to keep his life as the punisher far away from you. of course its not always possible, but he wants to keep you as safe he can. rest assured, as long as he’s there nothing can touch you. he’d stop anything, give up anything, to keep you safe.

losing maria and the kids changed him, broke him apart and forced him to scramble to gather any pieces he could. losing you now, after facing all of that loss and all that pain? no way he could handle that.

and so he’s overprotective, he’s paranoid, he’ll check and double check the locks on your windows and doors until you drag him to bed. while the two of you don’t leave the house together too often, when you do he makes sure to keep you no more than an arm’s length away at all times.

his paranoia is the biggest source of fights in your relationship. he isn’t one for conflict, despite being the punsiher and all. fighting with you is different, and he doesn’t like it when it happens. often times you’ll have it out with each other only for him to go quiet, swallow his pride and take some time to calm down before he can come talk out the problem with you.

but outside of the danger, when things are quiet and peaceful between the two of you there is no sweeter man than frank castle. he’s head over heels for you, it’s easy to see. in his eyes you are everything he never thought he’d have again. sure, he may not have the whole wife, kids, white fence type of life with you. he may never be ready for that, but being with you feels like coming home. it scares him how good it feels to have a place, a person, he can call home again.

movies nights and television marathons are a must. the second you are both home for the night he’ll wrap you up in his arms and drag you to the couch for cuddles. though he isn’t too big on pda, in the privacy of your home he just can’t help himself.

he lives for the small touches. holding your hand, forehead kisses, fingers grazing your shoulders as he passes by you. its a reminder, every time he feels your skin under his fingertips. a reminder that you are there, with him, safe and sound and alive.

you make him smile. force him to watch stupid comedies or over dramatic soap operas that you both get waaayy too invested in. he makes you try your coffee black, does the dishes for you before you get up in the mornings, keeps you trapped in his arms whenever you try to get up for food.

he cooks for you sometimes. a lovely surprise that comes out of nowhere. the big bad punisher? popping out with restaurant quality meals all because you’d had a shitty day at work and needed a pick-me-up? that’s art. he doesn’t cook often, but when he does it is magical.

though as far as your cooking, he’ll eat literally anything. you could burn it to coal and he’ll eat it with a smile. he might make fun of you for it, but you’ll see him finish his plate no matter what. he’s a dork like that.

you both whisper your secrets underneath warm sheets with one of his hands tapping a chaotic rhythm on your shoulder and the other gripping your fingers tight. he tells you their names. maria. lisa. frank jr. he tells you of their laughter, their toys, their lives. and he tells you of their deaths, tears spilling from his eyes as he breaks into your arms. your heart breaks with him, but being able to share them with someone who loves him, and by extension loves and respects them too, is such a weight off his shoulders.

they’re ghosts, but not the kind that haunt. the kind that leave your chest aching but also a soft smile on your face. they don’t plague him anymore, he is finally able to think of them without his world going dark. they’ll always be in his heart, he’ll never allow himself to forget them, but you help him realize that he can have happiness once again.

life is perfectly boring with frank, something he forgot just how much he’d missed. you bring peace into his life, even though he never wanted you to. but he’ll be forever grateful that you did. this man will love you with a passion and an intensity that you’ll find nowhere else.

that is, if you can handle his snoring.

#frank castle #frank castle x reader #the punisher #the punisher x reader #frank castle reader insert #hcs #dwi

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dating bo dennis would include:

so sex is a thing. a thing that happens just….so much. bo is a succubus, there is an inherent sexuality there that she can’t ignore. she can, contrary to popular belief, get into a relationship with someone where there is no sex at all. it would be a struggle for her, especially if you aren’t fully okay with her feeding off of other people. but bo’s heart is five times the size of her and so if she falls in love with you? her heart is yours, pal. she will love you to the fullest.

but, yeah, sex. in bed, in the kitchen, in the bathroom, on the floor, in the Dal, everywhere you’re willing. it is never boring with bo, either. even when the two of you aren’t experimenting with some wild new toy, bo is a giving, passionate lover. she’ll hyper focus on your enjoyment, giving you the time of your life before ever letting you return the favor. she won’t complain when you do, however. she likes being taken care of just as much as she enjoys taking care of you. its no fun if she’s always in charge, or you are. the give and the take, the surprise, the chaos is what she loves.

being with bo is like dating a wildfire. warm and inviting, but headstrong and occasionally destructive. she is a fighter, she loves doing what she does and she needs someone who can handle the job she has. but for everytime you have to patch up hole in the wall from her tossing this weeks big bad through it, there are times where the two of you get to curl up on the couch and toss popcorn at the tv when romcoms get dumb.

she is a sucker for a fun time, fair dates and amusement parks and paintball, even. hell, if you’re willing she’ll even love to spar with you. with bo things are never boring. sure, the two of you have plenty of chill, quiet moments, but the fun never really ends. especially if kenzi is in town.

her favorite dates are the dates where she gets to let loose with you, and see you let loose. to toss away the responsibilities of the day and have a blast. to her, you are never more beautiful than with that sparkle in your eye, that wide smile on your face. she can’t get enough of it.

her place always full of warm, fun colors and pop music/ expect lots of impromptu dance parties and duets in the kitchen while making dinner. expect flour handprints on your ass and cookie dough on the ceiling while trying to bake because you tossed a chocolate chip at her and retaliation is a must. expect warm kisses, tasting of chocolate chip cookies and her. giggles lost to her lips against yours, both of you unable to stop smiling for hours after. pizza and movie nights, game nights with the whole gang ending in way too much booze and somebody getting tackled, random road trips to your favorite secret spots.

she both loves and hates feeding off of you. loves it when its in the midst of passion and love making, in the warmth of her bed or yours. somewhere safe. but she hates it when there’s blood dripping down her chest and bruises marring her skin, because the draw of your chi is sometimes too much. she feels too much for you, loves you too much, needs you too much. it feels dangerous, how much she cares for you. but you trust her so completely that she can’t help but lean into that. your faith in her is never wavering, and it is the single thing that keeps her going on her bad days.

whenever her heart breaks, when she hates herself and what she’s done, you’re her rock. her reason to shuck off the death and stigma of being a succubus and instead focus on being bo. just bo dennis. you remind her that yes, she is a succubus and that’s nothing to be ashamed of. but in that scary, world ending power of hers there is the ability to save the world instead of hurting it. she is a hero, no matter how she feels of her bad days. no matter how bad things get, you help her keep fighting to save people. to help the little guy. to have hope and to love as hard as she can.

she is a river of compliments and support. she’ll never, not for a single second, let you forget how much she loves you. your heart, your body, your mind. you fascinate her, you inspire her and she’ll never let you hear the end of it. all self doubt is met with her gentle smile, her hands running through your hair and her arms wrapping around you.

fights do happen occasionally. she’s stubborn and impulsive. plus most likely she can’t exclusively feed off of you which can be a problem sometimes. but usually she’s willing to compromise and work things out with you. there isn’t much that will scare her away, and she never wants to let an argument ruin what you two have built. and if you are willing to meet her in the middle and talk things out with her when you feel bad about something, there’s really not gonna be too many big fights.

all and all being with bo is just fun, as playful and energetic as it is passionate and romantic. she’s a great girlfriend. 10/10

#bo dennis #lost girl #bo dennis x reader #bo dennis headcanons #lost girl imagine #hcs #dwi

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dating malenia would include:

good luck getting her to admit her feelings!!

however, if you succeed in wooing the goddess of rot? you may never find a softer hand, or a more gentle love than hers.

malenia, first of all, would NEVER in a million years believe that she was worthy of love, of a relationship. romance is, and may always be completely foreign to her.

her life has been nothing but duty, war, and rot for so long she never dreamed she would find love.

and yet here you are, standing your ground and proving to her time and time again that your feelings for her are true and pure. you break her, at first. you tear apart the world, the life she saw as her future. you shook the very foundation of her.

miquella would never let her hear the end of it. she could hear him laughing at her, even now.

while the beginning of your relationship with malenia would be rocky, full of doubt and fear, if you can get past that with her? if you can stay by her side? you will see a side of her no other being ever has.

she is naturally quiet and reserved, more keen to stay in the background and observe you rather than be involved in conversation. only a select few can get her to speak, much less hold a full conversation with her.

you come to learn that she is not at all as scary as she seems. sure, there is a great passion for violence within her. but that passion for violence, her confidence in battle, did not stem from rage or hatred. she fights because she wishes to protect those that she loves. she fights because she feels like she is the only thing standing between this world and her beloved brother.

the two of you often sit and read under the haligtree, enjoying the peace and quiet of each other's company.

you braid her hair, hushing her whenever she complains about the rot touching your skin. if you were scared of the rot at all, you wouldn't be with her now would you? she concedes, and over time does become used to your touch.

you may never need to tell her when you are angry, sad, or scared. she'll know. she is attuned to you in a way no other person may ever be. you can always confide in her, can always expect her reassurance and advice if wanted. she will never leave you to deal with your own problems alone.

whether you need her to be a shoulder to cry on, a knight in brilliantly gold armor, or a steady hand to strengthen your resolve, malenia will fulfill that duty. she make it her top priority to make your life as easy and peaceful as she can.

she'd never ask you to stay out of a battle, or tell you that you aren't able to leave the haligtree. but she lingers, she stays by your side more than she should. the idea of something harming you turns her stomach more than the rot. fear isn't something she is used to, but the first time she sees you hurt in a fight she panics. the threat is dealt with in short order, and she is beside you in a blink of an eye. her hands roam your face, your arms, your stomach. when she finds your wound the hiss of pain you let out feels like a sword through her gut.

it takes no time for her brother to heal you, but she cannot let you go for hours after. her fingers stay wrapped in yours while her other hand smooths back your hair. she doesn't allow herself to speak for a long time, until finally you hear her beg your forgiveness.

you know, that even after you reassure her it will take days, weeks, for her to feel safe to leave your side again.

she tries not to coddle you, but does sometimes fail. she knows your are capable. she knows that, she swears. but she cannot stop herself from standing vigil at your side whenever you leave the safety of your shared home.

her insecurity, her fear, can take a toll on your relationship. but if you talk it out with her, if you convince her that you are here to stay, and that you are safer with her than without, eventually malenia will bloom. (NOT THAT WAY.)

with time, and patience she becomes your strength and you her joy. she lets you drag her to the capital for visits with her parents, to sweep her up in a silly dance with music drifting through the haligtree. she smiles more, laughs more, and finally feels content in a way she never imagined.

her bad days may never fully go away. there will be days where she cannot fight the rot writhing within her, where she cannot move for the pain. there are days where she cannot let go of your hand for fear she may never feel you again. but those days get fewer and far between as time goes on.

the two of you become a team, a power couple feared by her siblings and respected by her people.

and random side note, occasionally you may or may not be able to convince her to let finlay join your bedchambers.

#malenia x reader #malenia headcanons #elden ring x reader #malenia hcs #hcs #dating malenia would include #dwi

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dating natasha romanoff would include:

nat’s the best significant other on the avengers team, pass it along.

now see it may take her a long time to really get into a romantic relationship with someone, but once she does? oH BOY.

she’s got a lot of baggage, she knows that. she’s wary of scaring you off at first but if you stay with her? if you prove to her that you’re never going anywhere it melts her heart just a little.

relationships for nat need to be completely open and honest. she has enough lies and mystery in her job, even now as an avenger. she won’t tolerate it in a relationship. she’s going to be as honest with you as possible, and she expects the same in return. lying to her, especially about little things, will only push her away.

especially in the beginning of your relationship nat may be a little hesitant, a little reserved. she’s just cautious, afraid of losing someone or being betrayed. she needs her space for sure, and is more than willing to give you space as well if you need it. for her she needs someone to always be on her side, but not quite suffocating her. she wants a partner, not a dependent.

dates are typically really chill with nat. movie nights, home cooked dinners, coffee dates. more fun, fancier dates would be kept to special occasions like birthdays and holidays. but most of the time, in her free time she just wants to be with you. spending time doing simple things with her is more important than she ever thought it would be. the domestic things in life mean more than anything. washing the dishes while you dry them? cutting the onions while you’re flipping burgers? putting on another load of laundry while you’re folding the towels? she lives for the mundane bullshit.

however, her job as an avenger does keep her away from you more than either of you would like. sure she needs her space, but she doesn’t want to be in space for months without seeing you. luckily with stark tech there’s a way you can keep in touch with each other frequently but it’s not the same. and she hates worrying you when out on a mission. before while on a mission she never really had a reason to come home. and hell, what better cause to die for than to save the world, right? but now? the idea of leaving you alone in this world after you saving her from that very feeling nearly chokes her. she fights harder than she ever has so that she can come back home.

dating natasha might lowkey also mean dating the avengers. they are her family, and all of them will 100000% scope you out to make sure you won’t hurt her. not like you would in the first place, right? like who’s gonna hurt the black widow? but that doesn’t stop them from sideeyeing you at first. of course, when they see how much nat softens around you and truly loves you they get their shit together quickly. you hanging out around the tower is commonplace now, and pretty much everyone loves you. especially laura, clint’s wife. its so nice to have someone around that’s not a superhero.

as far as fights or turbulence in the relationship you probably won’t have to worry too much. nat is the epitome of chill, and she’s gonna make damn sure that communication is a big part of your relationship. she wont’ want little things to blow out of proportion and let it hurt either of you, so she’ll make sure you air your grievances with her no matter how big or small. she just wants the two of you to work it out. she doesn’t believe that there is anything the two of you can’t talk through and end up stronger for it.

so, sex is a complicated beast with nat. i feel like if she’s in a committed relationship she is more than willing to have sex with you. she definitely wants you, you know. but sex has been a tool for her for so long that its hard to let it be a thing of intimacy and love. the first few times the two of you are together she may be a little unsure, a little more reserved than she means to be. all she needs is a little reassurance, to know that you’ll give her all the time she needs. but after being with you for long enough and trusting you enough, sex can become something she really loves. it means being close to you, extremely intimate in ways she never is with anyone else. it means so much to her that you let her be so open and vulnerable with you, so sex is always taken seriously with her.

if anyone ever hurts you?? just?? like…they’re dead. they’re so dead. if nat doesn’t kill them, bucky or clint will. or steve. or sam. or tony, even. like…there will be no coming back from that lmao.

nat being hurt on a mission means she’s gonna try to tough it out, trust me. she’s gonna pretend like she’s fine and shit you may not even be able to tell she’s really hurt. but when you look closer you can see it, and you’ll have to force her to take care of herself before she collapses. she’ll put up a little bit of a fight at first, not wanting to be a bother or show any weakness. but just keep poking at her and she’ll listen eventually.

sharing a bed with her is strange? there are knives stashed under the mattress? a gun under her pillow? one on her nightstand? but she’s cuddly when sleepy so prepare to be squished every night. she has nightmares that she tries to hide from you. not every night really, and it takes awhile before she’s ever able to talk about them. they can be intense and scary but she tries not to let it wake you. when it does, she’ll try to pull away at first but she’ll melt if you take her hand and just offer to be there for whatever she needs.

all around? nat is a great girlfriend. completely open and accepting of who you are, honest and great with communication, sweet and genuine? she’s great. 10000/10.

#natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff headcanons #natasha romanoff hcs #hcs #marvel x reader #dwi

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