HOW DO I KEEP MAKING FEMALE OCS THAT HAVE BEEF WITH PASTAS AND JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE BEASTS

Hi Crimson Wyrm hi!!! Silly REDie boy bc I still gotta figure out wtf to do with him lore wise [aka revise the hodgepoge I made for dnd so it makes sense for a videogame pasta to have physical form]

My DnD players won n' finished the 2 year long campaign [more like 1 n' a half but yknow] Me when they cause more long-term damage than the villains ever could!! Yippee!!!

PYROMANIC MIDDLE AGED WOMAN AND COMPANY VS THE DEVIL HIMSELF

Also it's the last session of scp/crp dnd campaign I've been DMing for like two years so, very exciting! :>

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

New ref for the Main Gal:tm:!! [mainly in prep for artfight] Uploading this made me realize how little her design has changed over the years. But also has? Basically the same but I put her through a bramble bush

Meatbag ref moment This took 3x longer than Ella's ref despite how much simpler he is to draw. Sad!

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

I love how I've spent the last few days writing a Fantasy Ye Olden Bri'ish story and then the first thing I do when I get my replacement GPU is play Fantasy Ye Olden Bri'ish game

When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

I got my replacement gpu!!! ty everyone who commissioned me during this stressful ass time!

me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:

I love being able to represent recovering from a serious medical episode involving my heart by having my sona recover from her unstable biological nuclear reactor almost pulling Requiem on her! Anyway here's two lovely bangers: [1] [2]

Jack - Legends of Runeterra Exclusive Champion Splash Art

yeah sex is cool I guess

but have you ever had someone leave a comment with a paragraph-long review of your fanfic containing genuine praise, thorough criticism, and an in-depth analysis of all the lore hints you dropped that you spent ages intricately crafting

If you silence him he drops back to zero health I’m laughing so hard if you tell Ezreal to shut up he dies

this is really how i feel sometimes