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ecaloshay · 1 day
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morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once
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ecaloshay · 2 days
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Honestly I think it’s so funny that in the Marvel universe, when someone’s really smart, they have like eight to twelve doctorates and they finished high school at age twelve.
And then over in the DC universe it’s like. This is Tim Drake. He’s a genius. He keeps cloning his loved ones. He dropped out of highschool. Over there is Barry Allen. He can reverse engineer a spaceship in less than a minute. He is such a good chemist he’s still going to be known as the best chemist in 4,000 years. He has a bachelor’s degree.
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ecaloshay · 2 days
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OK, I love this trio but my God is this accurate.
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ecaloshay · 3 days
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Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.
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ecaloshay · 6 days
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Glad to see I’m not the only one who was thrown by the soup bit.
shit, sorry, I'll delete that post right away. I didn't know he was a mythologist at all, let alone that he was infamous for positing a "universal" narrative structure that reduces a variety of works and storytelling traditions to variations on a single Jungian theme regardless of whether their actual contents line up with his thesis. I only knew about his work with Canned Soups.
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ecaloshay · 7 days
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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
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ecaloshay · 7 days
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French person: 80 French person: lol blaze it 
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ecaloshay · 8 days
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not to be a sap or anything but this particular piece of little mermaid trivia does something to me
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ecaloshay · 9 days
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I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.
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ecaloshay · 9 days
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The paper doesn't quite say this but it cites Stravinsky and Craft, Memories and Commentaries, 230 which I haven't been able to check. But the general gist is there.
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ecaloshay · 9 days
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You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.
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ecaloshay · 9 days
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favorite creature of Legend / Myth
loch ness mobster
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ecaloshay · 10 days
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Consider:
Victorian England: 1837-1901
American Old West: 1803-1912
Meiji Restoration: 1868-1912
French privateering in the Gulf of Mexico: ended circa 1830
Conclusion: an adventuring party consisting of a Victorian gentleman thief, an Old West gunslinger, a disgraced former samurai, and an elderly French pirate is actually 100% historically plausible.
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ecaloshay · 11 days
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this picture of me and my friends crowding around my barbie laptop back in 2006 looks like a stock photo and should honestly be a meme 
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ecaloshay · 12 days
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ecaloshay · 12 days
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are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?
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ecaloshay · 14 days
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A sudden, terrifying thought
When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.
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If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.
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Now look at this dragon.
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See those eyes?
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They’re to the SIDE.
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This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.
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What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…
As PREY?
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