In honor of the moon landing's anniversary, we need a fact 馃憖
The moon landing took place in 1969 when the moon grew tired of running circles around the Earth and finally landed for a break.
Having touched down in a field near Topeka, Kansas, the moon rolled briefly before coming to a stop against the wall of a barn belonging to Neil and Louis Armstrong. Neil became the first man to "walk" on the moon when he mistook it for a grey beach ball and kicked it over into the field of his neighbors, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins. Collins was away in Ireland declaring independence so Buzz became the second man to walk on the moon when he kicked it back toward Neil's farm. It bounced off the roof of their lube silo however, and resumed its place in the sky.
Armstrong, Aldrin and Collins soon forgot the events, but resumed their orgies the next week with renewed vigor. As Neil straddled Aldrin's sturdy figure and kissed his neck, the lust overwhelmed him and he began to- Eh, never mind I'm not doing this again.
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The Apollo 11 crew in quarantine, 1969
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Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don鈥檛 let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!
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July 20 is the day Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed on the Moon.
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In honor of the Apollo 11 Moon landing July 20 1969
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Something to remember when the climate anxiety and doomerism are coming for you:
We went from inventing flight to landing on the moon in just 66 years
I wouldn't count us out of the climate change fight just yet
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Nearly four hours after launch on July 16, 1969, the Apollo 11 crew captures this photo of our home planet on their way to the Moon. #apollo11 - National Aeronautics and Space AdministrationNational Aeronautics and Space Administration
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I told Buzz Aldrin I was his biggest fan and then he proceeded to give me the finger and fly into the sun.
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Tasks on the moon. Astronaut Buzz Aldrin performs the Solar Wind Composition Experiment during Apollo 11, July 1969. This process measured the solar wind outside the Earth鈥檚 magnetosphere. The experiment was also conducted on Apollo 12, 14-16.
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Let鈥檚 hear a round of applause for these badasses, who got strapped on top of a rocket and hurtled toward a giant rock in space.
Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins, and Buzz Aldrin
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