It's beginning to look a lot like crapness

Everywhere you go

There's a whore at the Grand Hotel

One in the park as well

The dirty kind who wouldn't mind some blow

Nevada

But when I need you, baby, you're Neva da

You're Neva da, you're Neva da

You're Neva evva evva evva da

Colderplay

When she was just a girl she expected the world But she never learned what they teach So turned into a leech She was a para-, para-, parasite

Happy Halloween, all. This decoration was not really planned; the stump is about ten years old, and I just started chopping on it, then made lighted eyes. Done on the cheap! Hopefully the rusticality adds to the creep factor. #halloween #halloweendecorations #diycrafts https://www.instagram.com/p/CHBfwaelMjN/?igshid=lniuhnmdr8p0

Rocky Mountain Low

He was killed in the winter of his fifty-seventh year,

Comin' home from a local Family Dollar store.

Tonguetwister

How much meat would Mick Fleetwood flick if Mick Fleetwood could flick meat?

Its

I want my possessive pronoun to be "its", just so I can yell at everyone for misspelling it.

Tiddies

A pin-up calendar puts the tiddy in quotidian.

Don't say I have a dad bod, say rather that I am père-shaped.