this is what my twenties feel like

I think it’s crazy how im in love with all of them

knight nami

,,But Arlong babyy-''

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

One of my favourite facial expressions in op is the “there’s NO WAY in hell I’m loosing to a teenager wearing flip flops” face

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

they literally created a place where you can go and learn about something that really interests you and they fucked it up by inventing ASSIGNMENTS

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

Toji Fushiguro

[Reference: @JPparkGuardian on Twitter]

"hunt them down", "send them my regards" Game of Thrones: Las Vegas special

and carlos sainz took that personally

me legit tweaking when seeing that Verstappen gets a ,,hehe he didn't mean it'' 5 second penalty for something that other drivers would get 10 places behind

I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."