Y’all this is funny as shit y’all should read it 

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Hey! You! Yeah, you! 

You’re beautiful and valid. Feel free to message me anytime because you’re worth it 💞💞💞💞

I feel like I ain’t posting enough here rip 

My friends in some money trouble- so if you can, will you help her out?

EMERGENCY WRITING COMMISSIONS [PLEASE REPOST / SPREAD ]

Hello! I’m having to open up emergency writing commissions as today, £60 was taken from my account and my bank is trying to look into it but has told me they cannot replace that money. I need to do my food shopping and thats over half of my money that I live off of. I eat pretty cheap but not cheap enough to live on what I have left. Please read the full journal before deciding if you want to commission me as this is slightly different from my standard prices! If you can’t afford any of these, please do share this post around!  ↓  Information These commissions will be “pay as you feel”. So, that means you can donate any amount of money ( Minimum £1 / $1.23 ) And get a creation from your donation! Please keep in mind that you will get what you pay for, so if you donate £1, you’re going to get some headcanons rather than a full fic! However, I will more than likely do a little bit more for these that I usually would with my standard writing commissions  to show my appreciation!   ↓ Rules & Extra ›  I will write fluff, Canon x OC, OC x OC, Canon x Canon, gore, horror, yandere, AUs. You MUST provide me with a detailed reference sheet of your OC for an accurate portrayal if you are wanting me to include your original character.  › I will write any romantic orientation.  › Payments are in GBP / paypal will help you with conversions. Unsure of the price? You can convert it using google! › Paypal only as of right now, sorry › Has to be a minimum of £1 ( $1.23, less then the price of a coffee! )  › No one under 18 can directly commission me for 18+ content › Please allow me up to one week to finish your work, may change depending on the size of my to-do list. ↓ WHY COMMISSION ME? › All commissions instantly get priority at the top of my writing list before any other projects I have planned to decrease the waiting time for paying customers.  › Anyone who decides to commission me will have the choice of keeping their story private for their eyes only or the option to post it for others to read! › You will receive periodic updates such as pictures from my writing notebook and small teasers as I write  › I try my best to meet the needs and desires of my customers to deliver the best I can in a timely manner! › My money was stolen, so you’re helping me eat for the next two weeks! › Can be a cute gift for a friend or loved one! › I will most likely give you more than what you pay for! ↓ I WILL NOT WRITE › Rape / heavy noncon content › Incest › Pedophillia  › Vore › Furries ( Kemonomimi is fine! ) › Foot fetish › Underage characters ( if a character is canonly underage, we can do an AU where they are of age. ) › Mpreg ↓ FANDOMS Yandere Simulator  ┊ Undertale┊ Doki Doki Literature Club  ┊ Bendy & The Ink Machine  ┊ Cuphead  ┊  Wadanohara & The Great Blue Sea  ┊ Ice Scream  ┊ Mogeko Castle  ┊ Five Night’s at Freddies  ┊  The Legend of Zelda  ┊ Baldi’s basics in Education   ┊ Pocket Mirror   ┊  Adventure Time   ┊ Regular Show   ┊ The Amazing world of Gumball   ┊  Gravity Falls   ┊ Over the Garden Wall   ┊ Game of Thrones   ┊ American Horror Story   ┊ You   ┊ Black Mirror   ┊ Aggretsuko   ┊ Rilakkuma & Kaou   ┊ Bates Motel   ┊  The End of the fxxxking world  ┊ The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina   ┊ Family Guy  ┊ Rick & Morty ┊ Boku No Hero Academia   ┊ Tokyo Ghoul   ┊ Toradora  ┊ Pandora Hearts   ┊ Love Live   ┊ The Devil is a Part-Timer   ┊ Death Note   ┊ Black Butler   ┊ Mirai Nikki  ┊ Inu x Boku ss  ┊ Attack on Titan   ┊ Elfen Lied   ┊ Magi : Labyrinth of Magic   ┊ K-ON!   ┊ Citrus   ┊ A lull in the sea   ┊   Hazbin Hotel   ┊Creepypasta   ┊ Marble Hornets    ┊ Vocaloid    ┊Pewdiepie    ┊ Jacksepticeye    ┊ DC    ┊Mage & Demon Queen    ┊ Hooky    ┊Original Characters. here are my original commission prices so you know what you’ll (ROUGHLY) be getting when you donate. Remember, my original pricing is just a basic outline of what you will get. 

That one cute bitch: So, no homo, but

Me, a bisexual human:

Me: Uhuh, yeah, sure, yep

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Hello- 

I’m not sure what to really put here ugh-

Looked what happen when I scrolled on here-

So it’s either turn this into a shitposting blog or an ask blog.