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devildomsoup 2 months
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MC: I can solve many things, and I mean many things. But one thing I can't solve is the mystery behind the socks that go missing in the washing machine.
Solomon: A magic so ancient not even the brother's father knows how it works.
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devildomsoup 3 months
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Jokes aside tumblr just won't let me post my drafts. I don't know what to do. I have an entire fic and request just waiting in my drafts.
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devildomsoup 3 months
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MC: News update tumblr still won't let me post my draft.
Leviathan: That's because tumblr hates you
MC: I'm starting to think so too
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devildomsoup 3 months
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Asmodeus: Sometimes I wonder how Beel can eat so much and not have a bad breath.
MC: It's because he eats soap.
Asmodeus: Oh... well can't say I'm surprised.
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devildomsoup 3 months
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MC: 3 months.
Asmodeus: 3 months,
MC: It's been 3 months and tumblr still won't let me post my draft.
Belphegor: Is it really all that Important in the first place?
MC: What did you just say, Belphie?
Belphegor: Uhm
MC: Did you just suggest that my tomfoolery on tumblr wasn't important?
Belphegor: No... not at all.
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devildomsoup 3 months
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MC: On today news. Two fanpages are having a ship war.
Mammon: Why do you know that?
MC: Because it's a MCxDiavolo vs a MCxSolomon battle.
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devildomsoup 3 months
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Lucifer: Why are you late MC?
MC: My watch broke.
Satan: You are 2 hours late surely you could have looked at the sky and seen time had passed.
MC: Oh I don't know it's almost like it's always dark outside so it looks like it's the middle of the night all the time!
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devildomsoup 3 months
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Tumblr has released me from reblog banishment
BE FREE GO CRAZY!!!
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devildomsoup 3 months
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Still currently nerfed by Tumblr post limit (quick reblog feature allows me to reblog at the same rate as me looking at things which is fun except i have adhd and i feel like a ferret inside a pool of toys). I'll be back though i might get distracted
Looking forward to going through, i like the posts I've seen. They're very fun
Just letting you know, i feel like that's polite but I'm not sure anymore at this moment.
Oh well, have a good day
I like your posts
Wait, tumblr can ban you from pressing the reblog button??? Well damn.
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devildomsoup 4 months
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Diavolo: MC care to tell me what you are doing?
MC: I'm having an existential crisis.
Diavolo: Oh uhm I was talking about the food you were making.. but are you okay do you need anything?
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devildomsoup 4 months
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MC: I have figured out the solution to our problem.
Simeon: That's great. What is the solution?
MC: I'm going to make myself explode.
Simeon: *concerned* I- I don't think that's a very good solution
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devildomsoup 4 months
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MC: Lucifer.
Lucifer: Yes?
MC: Do you ever think about unstoppable end of the universe.
Lucifer: ...
MC: ...
Lucifer: Yes, quite a lot, actually.
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devildomsoup 4 months
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Solomon: MC what do you do when you get hit by existential dread?
MC: Hit it back.
Solomon: What?
MC: What?
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devildomsoup 5 months
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MC: I'm going to leave without saying anything to the brothers.
Solomon: Why?
MC: Because I want to test something.
Solomon: What would that be?
MC: I have a feeling the brothers are more likely to start a search party before they remember they can text me.
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devildomsoup 5 months
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When I clicked on your blog I thought it said mc and the 7 sims and honestly yeah the brothers would be great sims
They do act like Sims sometimes let's be honest.
Solomon's inability to cook give strong the Sims vibes
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devildomsoup 5 months
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Request are now open. Be sure to read the rules if you want to request something :)
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devildomsoup 5 months
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Leviathan: MC how did you know the anime was going to end like this? I thought you said you didn't know it.
MC: You talk in your sleep, and you spoiled the entire plot.
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