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yk when you finish a book and your whole life suddenly goes all the way down? Like i dont even want to do this anymore not fun
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So i was just doing smth and then- then i cried.
#cardan greenbriar#jude duarte#jude x cardan#the queen of nothing#books & libraries#bookstagram#holly black#i love cardan#writing#letters#lovecore#lovers#love letters#the cruel prince#jurdan#Spotify
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imagine Jude and Cardan having matching costumes for halloween-
like Jude being a famous assassin and cardan being her victim- pls PLS
#cardan greenbriar#jude x cardan#jude duarte#halloween#the queen of nothing#books & libraries#bookstagram#holly black#i love cardan
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Cardan:do you love me?
Jude:no
Cardan:yes you do
Jude:no.
Cardan:you love me. you love me. you love me. you love me. you love me. you love me. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. you love me. you love me. you love me. you love me. you love me. you love me. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
#cardan greenbriar#jude duarte#jude x cardan#the queen of nothing#holly black#i love cardan#books & libraries#writing#fantasy#lovers#lovecore#jurdan#the cruel prince#love quotes
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jurdan in the mortal realm headcanons purely for serotonin reasons
cardan wearing designer clothes just because he can (he’s both a king and a high-fashion victim)
jude’s style is more relaxed, but whenever cardan buys her clothes she surprisingly likes them a lot
because let’s face it, cardan is really into fashion and knows what he’s doing
“I know you so well, my dearest wife. Here, try this on.”
needless to say, when jude introduces him to lingerie he passes out
because seeing jude in such forbidden pieces of clothings does unspeakable things to him
which often leads to heated make out sessions in the fitting rooms
other times it leads to... more intense stuff
they both learn about the human lands as they go, since jude left when she was seven and she doesn’t remember much
precisely for that reason, oak takes advantage of the situation
“did you know humans eat ice cream cake for dinner?”
“omg yes let’s do it”
“cardan, babe, he’s lying to you”
“ :( ”
but that doesn’t stop oak from trying to trick them from time to time
“in the human world it’s tradition that uncles buy their nephews every toy they want”
cardan: *takes out wallet immediately*
jude: *facepalms*
as a married couple, people often expect them to share a last name
jude tried to go as “jude greenbiar” once before cardan interrupted her and said he was “cardan duarte”
she almost cried right there and then
when cardan finds out about cars, he decides he wants to learn to drive
heather agrees to teach him
jude suffers all the way through it because who gave him the right to look so damn hot while driving????
she’s both horny and pissed off
and it eventually leads to car sex, a lot of it
cardan isn’t complaining
when he finds out about baby shops, cardan loses it
because “jude, how do they make such tiny clothing???”
“jude, look at those animal plushies! can we get the snake one?”
*looks at baby carriers* “I want 10”
jude is both amused and concerned
“why on earth would you need all those baby stuff for, cardan? children in elfhame aren’t even that common”
“I’m sorry jude, but I’m totally carrying the future heirs to our throne in one of those things”
jude doesn’t know whether to blush or punch him
so she does both
“you’re insufferable”
cardan kisses the top of her head, heart swooned by the possibility of having a little family of their own, eventually
“so can we get the snake plushy or not?”
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Cardan: yk when youre just tired and want to drink like a whole barrel of wine, get drunk and then swim naked with your beautiful wife in the closest lake at midnight under the moonlight??
Jude: What the actual f Cardan, this got too far, im not taking off my clothe- okay then im coming for the tail and for the tail only.
Cardan, searching in the bushes for the extra barrel he hid there the previous week: My darling god, come here beautiful-as-always wifey.
#cardan greenbriar#jude x cardan#jude duarte#jurdan#holly black#the queen of nothing#the cruel prince#writing
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#tfota#cardan greenbriar#i love cardan#jude x cardan#jude duarte#the wicked king#holly black#books & libraries#the queen of nothing
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okay but can we talk about the letters cardan sends to jude begging her to come back???like hello it breaks my heart. </3
« Come home and shout at me. Come home and
fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must.
Just come home. »
#the queen of nothing#jude x cardan#jude duarte#i love cardan#cardan greenbriar#letters#heartbrokcnn
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