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here's the thing. "ace people can still have sex" and "aro people can still be in relationships" are objectively true statements. this is because people can do whatever the fuck they want forever regardless of their label/orientation. however some of you have GOT to get your shit together and stop using those statements to undermine larger conversations about aspec identity. following up "ace people don't owe you sex in a relationship" with "ace people can still have sex in a relationship though!" is not fucking helpful! yes it's true. yes it's a reality for many people. however if we used our fucking brains for a second and thought about how following up "people don't have to conform to societal expectation" with "but people can still conform!! don't worry they can still conform!!!!" is counterproductive and very frustrating for a lot of people then we could get back to the actual point which is not "aspec people can still have sex/be in relationships" but "aspec people can do whatever they want with their relationships and their bodies". which they can, by the way. they can do whatever they want forever. and you should give them 200 dollars every time you see them for dealing with this shit
#yes this#having sex doesnt invalidate your identity as ace BUT!!!#you also do not have to have sex!!!
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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?
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Robin’s winter outfit made me feel things…
Bonus comic :
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I want to thank everyone so much for the support on my timeskip bachelorette art!!! Glad you were all excited to see the boys. Hopefully I didn’t keep you all waiting too long and hopefully I did them justice! Here they are! (and Krobus)
(Also. If you like these and want me to draw your farmer smooching their spouse, I can! My commission info is here)
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We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like
Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.
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just encountered a spider so big I very seriously considered downloading tinder exclusively to find a man to come over and move it outside
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hey. to the fat person reading this who wants to transition or is transitioning. make your transition goals fat like you. please. the things you aim to gain from transition can be gained while fat. you can be/express your gender and be fat. there is nothing wrong with that, no matter what anyone says. i promise.
let yourself exist. let yourself be happy. you have just as much of a right as every other person in this world to do that, especially as you transition. it's okay. you're going to be alright, and you're also going to look fucking awesome. you already look fucking awesome. it's your body. own it.
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i hope everyone here knows when i say "woe ____ be upon ye" im not saying woe because said thing is bad im saying woe to invoke the image of me throwing whatever im talking about at you eminem style
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yes I'm now on the other side of top surgery and I'm allowed to lift things again 💪
You might have already seen this one on my substack -- did u know you can subscribe to my substack for early access to comics like this?! Sent directly to your email inbox??? FOR FREE????? (there is also an optional paid tier for exclusive bonus content for five bucks a month but like 80% of my posts will be free and publicly available) ty ily♥
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They're going crazy on LinkedIn
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new organs coming out soon
medium intestine
gallkidneys
inferior vena cava
table of contents
semi-colon
die-r (opposite of liver)
pancreas 2
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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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been listening to TaZ again while i do the dishes. wtf do you mean there aint no lady godwin fan art. her character description was so outa left field i could picture her perfectly. this is what she looks like in my head :>
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I need to have an it/its weekend
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