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Left: “Sherlock Holmes shot his long, thin, nervous arm out of the sheets and drew an envelope from the inside pocket of the coat which hung beside him.”
Illustrious Client, HK Elcock, The Strand Feb-Mar 1925
Characters: Watson, Holmes
Right: “With the bound of a tiger Holmes was on his back.”
Six Napoleons, Sidney Paget ,The Strand Mar 1904
Characters: Beppo, Holmes, Watson, Lestrade
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Left: “He stood with slanting head listening intently.”
Charles Augustus Milverton, Sidney Paget, The Strand Apr 1904
Characters: Holmes, Watson
Right: “He took out a very large bath sponge.”
Twisted Lip, Sidney Paget, The Strand Dec 1891/Jan 1892
Characters: Bradstreet, Watson, Holmes
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(re)watched in 2024: The Fifth Element
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i must not rewatch sherlock. sherlock is the mind-killer. sherlock is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my old hyperfixation. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past, i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where sherlock has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain
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#arquitectura
Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.
The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.
A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like
And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like
The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just
The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.
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PSCental Event 12: It Takes Two / Event 04: Love
HELLA’S VALENTINE’S DAY COUNTDOWN
➛ 3. Mulder & Scully (The X Files)
You’ve kept me honest. You’ve made me a whole person. I owe you everything, Scully, and you owe me nothing.
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GUARDS! SEND THAT MAN TO THE PENIS EXPLOSION CHAMBER IMMEDIATELY!
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(With a tip of the hat to thestudentofcoffee, who reminded me of the passage)
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Al watson ruso me dan ganas de abrazarlo con mis brazos y mis piernas.
Sherlock Holmes adaptations rated only on Watson fuckability factor
inspired by @froody's post.
Old Russian Holmes
The day I do not thirst for Solomin is the day I die. He is the OG Hotson. I relate with Holmes in that he repreatedly checks out Watson's ass throughout the series and asks him out on a date immediately after getting acquainted with him. As nekosmuse.com said:
It should also be noted that Solomin is hot. Ridiculously hot. Walking wet dream hot. Especially in uniform.
Fuckability: 10000/10
Ritchieverse
Though Solomin is the first Hotson, Jude Law is the origin of the term Hotson. I only hold on to the promise of SH3 for the possibility of dilf Law!Watson. The only Watson actor who's hotter with the moustache than without. Also a r m s .
Fuckability: 10000/10
The Irregulars
Royce Pierreson is hot ok, especially when he rolls his sleeves up to his biceps. Also his Watson's actually gay. Fuckability: 10/10.
Granada Holmes (Hardwicke era)
@mr-nauseam's brother said:
My ideal sugar daddy, he looks so adorable and kind, look how that suit fits him.
And I agree. Fuckability: 10/10.
Granada Holmes (Burke era)
I'd die for his sass. Whatever he does, his hair never ever ever gets messy. Fuckability: 10/10.
New Russian Holmes
Panin!Watson is every bit my type. And the hat chuck? That snipe from a window? His steady hand? Fuck. Fuckability: 8/10.
Canon Watson
I'd fuck him, but I gotta get him a therapist first. Fuckability: 7/10.
BBC Sherlock
His hair and wardrobe in S4 is the only reason I pulled through that season. Also when he licks his lips holy shit. Fuckability in S1-S3: 7/10. The wardrobe was shit. Fuckability in S4: 10/10. Those button-ups are gonna drive me mad.
Nigel Bruce | Nigel Stock | James Mason | Ben Kingsley
Nigel Bruce
Sorry sir. Your character was not written to be fuckable. Fuckability: 1/10.
Nigel Stock
I don't really know. Fuckability: 1/10.
Murder by Decree
Sir. I cannot fuck someone who, when he has a leftover pea, tries to stab it with a fork. I cannot fuck a man too cowardly to eat with his fingers. Fuckability: 0/10.
Without A Clue
Hell yeah I'd fuck him. Look at those shirtsleeves. And a Watson with Indian descent? Sign me up. Fuckability: 9/10.
Colin Blakely | John C. Reilly | H. Marion Crawford | Donald Pickering
The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes
He's adorable with the flower behind his ear. But he's homophobic. Even if I wanted to, he wouldn't fuck me back coz I'm gay. Fuckability: 2/10.
Holmes & Watson
NOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuckability: -1000000000000/10
1954 Holmes (Crawford)
Nope. He's a smol bean that I'd rather cuddle. Precious boii. Fuckability: 2/10.
1979 Holmes (Pickering)
Hell yeah I'd fuck him! His wardrobe and his hair is a big UGH. I will also die for his sass. Fuckability: 10/10.
thank you @mr-nauseam for helping me! lucy liu's joan watson not included because she is above these mere mortals.
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People writing adaptations of "a scandal in bohemia" love to make it less feminist than the original which was published in 1891
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my love for this show will never cease to exist
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WOO my first ever ACD Holmesfest entry, for Omelton. Plenty of hugs to Tweedisgood for some beta, Brit-picking and Victori-picking.
That DEVI reference because Omelton mentioned on their dA it was their favorite scene from canon.
Go here for more amazing new canon fanworks :)
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La actriz que hace de la hermana de Lois y tía de Malcolm en Malcolm in the middle, es la misma que hace de la mamá de Sheldon Cooper en tbbt. En un multiverso compartido Malcolm y Sheldon son primos.
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