forever thinking about this moment. he really did not have to say any of this shit

I STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN !!

(messy lil thing i made cuz i found this bit so funny)

sounds about right. perverts and trannies the lot of you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

okay i saw a tiktok where someone was making a shirt for their friend that said something like "DON'T GIVE THIS GIRL A PEANUT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES (SHE WILL DIE)" and the top comment was like "matching shirt that says 'anyone got a peanut?'" and my first thought was "this is so riley and graydon core". so my formal fanart request is riley and graydon in those shirts 🫶

this is so fire thanks 4 the request :3

one of the great texts of the modern era

been sketching him for a piece… absolute damsel

love that the unanimous consensus from everyone who meets nick is “this guy sucks and i hate it when he’s good at things”

slime saying “moniker from friends” and brittany laughing and saying “moniker lewinski” i could cry this is all i’ve ever wanted

riley genuinely has the genetics of an oil painting of a fair maiden

like why is this white boy with a bob giving damsel

yeah i was just using naiden as a duo name, also you are SO wrong about nick being a ftm chaser. SLIME?? absolutely scrambling for tgirl dick very correct. glad we can be insane in this moment together

i stand by what i said. also this interaction has brought joy to my evening because i have so many fucked up little thoughts and theories about the yard that i never share but just cultivate privately

they're also one of my favorite duos LOL (naiden on top) but i meant in terms of like actually being kind of shitty people. get slime and nick on the mic and you will come up with one of the most morally deplorable and probably sexist bits possible but goddamn will it be gas

oh wait you are so right on that, they're way too comfortable. it's like everyone is laughing but sometimes you have to remember that being friends with a couple women and gays does not = infinite passes to cross the line

i do love nick and aiden as a duo though too. (i'm going to ignore the ship name and give you the benefit of the doubt that you mean it respectfully) honestly, aiden ends up enabling nick as much as slime does because he just crumples when nick starts saying shit. e.g. episode 141 and the milkshake premium, where nick is just going nuts and aiden is powerless to hold him back

i think nick and slime are a nightmare duo and need to be separated. you’re right about nick but slime gets way too much of a pass

no they're literally my favorite duo, they're so sickening

i've had this note saved for like months because i was thinking about how much i love their dynamic of enabling each other and feeding into each other's bits. some of my favorite moments on the podcast are when a conversation is happening but they're running a bit together that nobody else is into

i cannot for the life of me find this one post that's like "i feel like nick is a genuinely mean-spirited, bad person and only tries not to be because he knows people don't like it", but i've been thinking about it a lot. when i first saw that post i was like stupid, shit take, moving on, but the more i think about it i realize they were right. op if you're out there i want you to know that you're based

HIVEMIND MENTIONED ON THE YARD I'M GONNA THROW UP

me everytime hivemind posts new pictures on instagram