if the only reason you feel you should mention is that about why you're scared of the friendship getting homoerotic is because you're scared of intimacy that implies you're attracted because if you weren't you would've mentioned that as a reason. you should definitely seriously get more homoerotic. in my opinion you should get homoerotic enough for a moment where the two of you are standing outside in the rain and you're shouting about how you can't do this and then trauma dump about why you're scared of intimacy and then the two of you kiss.

Should I break up with my roommate? We’re not dating or anything but the friendship is getting a little homoerotic and I’m scared of intimacy

Get more homoerotic

people in the past didn't have internet to waste time instead they drank a lot or just had to raw dog life so im like 90 percent sure that's where all myths come from.

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

i'm like 90 percent sure teen kunikida was a massive hopeless romantic and had a crush on someone once and basically started idolising them and he didn't know that everyone knew he liked them because he was being super fucking obvious but then he confessed and they absolutely made fun of him for how he confessed because lets be honest it's kunikida if he likes someone the confession has gotta be perfect and like something outta a fairytale or maybe they even accepted and went on one date and then told him it was all a prank because there's no wayyy they would date an anoyying nerd with a stick up their ass and kunikida literally refuses to fall in love after that unless he knows the person he likes follows Every Single One Of His Ideals because he's too scared of latching onto someone he doesn't know well enough.

"whose this clown?" is one of my favorite insults ever. not because you're implying they're a clown, but because you're implying they're not good enough to be a well known clown.

damn didn't know queen elizabussy killed julius salad.

where the fuck did you hear the phrase "suck him good and hard through his jorts" and why the fuck were you thinking about that phrase.

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

this was probably about romantic liking but dude i had a friendship breakup like a while ago with someone always bringing me down even tho i liked being their friend and today i walked past them and it didn't even miss them anymore. that shits healing fr.

how it feels to stop liking that person, omg I feel like I've been let out of prison I can taste the freedom RAHHHHHH

There’s no better motivator than fear of disappointing your father figure

in her DMs being mad cordial

new vocaloid fans be hating on rin x len bcz even tho they have no cannoical relationship and are basically just gender bent versions of each other just bcz they "feel" like siblings so its immoral like lol i'm literally a onceler fan ur chronically online shipping takes can't hurt me

any video game with a hunger bar also needs a separate bar that appears once your hunger gets bad enough called the bitch bar and once it appears the options to do nice things go away and are replaced with meaner/more malicious options that slowly get worse the longer the bitch bar gets.

what if i dissect you, but gently. and study you. and look into your organs. and literally hold your heart. and look into your head. and take care to deconstruct you, but not destroy you. because your too precious. too fascinating.

they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

oh, you think you're better than me at everything? what about kissing? or are you too scared to prove it because you know you'll be proved wrong?

just saw a pretty girl and i am definitely being so totally visibly obviously normal about it rn i swear