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hey writing side of tumblr, i wanted to ask your thoughts on a novel i'm planning. the book will essentially go through a duo's entire relationship; how they met, how they remained together, and how they fell apart. the two have completely different arcs, with one starting as more heroic and becoming evil, where the other starts off more villain-aligned but he learns to be good. this change will create a rift between them and will result in one killing the other eventually.
there is more than that, but this is essentially the bare minimum. i'd like to hear any thoughts or opinions on this concept, see if it sounds cool to people who... aren't me, haha.
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#i don't think i can come up with a caption for this#it's just really funny#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel alastor
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i am a silly little guy who writes silly little fanfiction. i've got a few written about hazbin, specifically about alastor and him being aroace. so here's a good ol' link to them all, cause i want them all in one place.
i'm not sure how many more hazbin fics i will write, but i put these all into a series because the next one i'm planning on writing doesn't focus on him coming out or realizing that he's aroace the way these do. anyways please enjoy them, i love u aroace alastor tumblr
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thinking about how lucifer would absolutely adore placid plastic duck simulator
#i think he'd make every duck irl#quite literally every duck#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar
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i just think this deserves to be posted after my last post LOL
#worth mentioning that i went offline immediately afterwards#and if that's not in character idk what is#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel vox#staticradio#aroace alastor
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as an aroace person in a queerplatonic relationship i don't think alastor would like being in one
however i think it's funny that me and my partner in crime liken ourselves to alastor and vox respectively. like i will never ship alastor with anyone unless it's one-sided on the other's end or it's strictly platonic, but the idea of diet queerplatonic staticradio is hilarious to me
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I've heard many a horror story about the Hazbin Hotel fandom and in the past two weeks of being here I've seen some of the dumbest shit in 2024 but the aroace side of Alastor Tumblr is a fucking gem and everyone there has been so friendly???
Reblog if you're on the aroace side of Alastor Tumblr
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actually my favorite Hazbin hotel ship is Alastor x Discovering he’s aroace
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I know Valentine's Day was two days ago, but I have a slow brain okay.
Anyway, just like everyone else I just want to marvel at how perfect Alastor's Valentine's Day merch is.
Look at this, look at him. Everyone else's pinup was sexy and they had revealing outfits. But Alastor? Someone at this app said that he is a modern equivalent of a Victorian woman showing her ankle. I truly love it, he undone his bow tie and that's it, that's the most he's showing, his neck without a bow. He isn't even in any sexy pose either. He kinda looks as if he was laying on a couch and someone told him to pose.
And then his Valentine's card? It's not about love or anything like this, this is about friendship, about platonic love. It literally says 'On a day devoted to lovers I am glad to have you as a friend' and I'm over the moon with it.
As a fellow asexual I am beyond happy to see that none of Alastor's merch was romantic or sexual.
It means a lot to me and I just wanted to say it.
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i keep getting hyperfixated on stuff and i'm just waiting for anything even remotely related to dragon age to come out of nowhere and drag me back into the depths
#dragon age#dragon age 4#dragon age dreadwolf#dragon age origins#dragon age 2#dragon age inquisition
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HEY! LOOK AT ME!
recently i wrote a fic centered around rosie helping alastor realize that he's aro/ace and in my 100% unbiased opinion, i think you should check it out (and if you've seen it already, READ IT AGAIN /THREAT (/J))
ok that's all byeeeeeeeee HAVE A GOOD DAY OR NIGHT
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nothing will ever beat today, when i was finally getting around to finishing aetherium wars and giovanni said "now it's time for the crescendo!" and my game crashed JHKHG
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yeah im excited for dragon age dreadwolf bc plot and characters and stuff but i'm ALSO excited to see more terrible awful horrors like the Children in dragon age awakening. if the horror of hormok story in tevinter nights has anything 2 say it's that we're gonna have more of that energy and i'm so ready for it (not to mention that ungodly spider with hands from the behind the scenes trailer)
#dragon age#dragon age origins#dragon age awakening#dragon age dreadwolf#dragon age 4#dragon age tevinter nights#tevinter nights#also i'm realizing how jarring it is for me to talk about dragon age while my pfp is THIS
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hello dragon age fandom.
i swear to anything this is my longest and biggest hyperfixation ever every time it chills out i move onto smth else and as SOON as that one's chilled out someone says smth and im like DRAGON AGE?????? god i'm so rabid. anyway this has been crypt's first post in so long <333
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obligatory pinned post
i am not very active on tumblr but sometimes i write fanfictions on ao3 so sometimes i yell abt those when i post
check it out https://archiveofourown.org/users/CryptidVow
thats it from me, have a good day/night
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i feel like talking more about tmnt (2012) and rise of the tmnt. i’ll probably just refer to them as “2012″ and “rise” as this goes on since it’s easier.
but specifically i want to talk about the character designs just because i think about this a lot.
i’ve never seen the original renditions of the tmnt franchise, but i’ve seen like, screenshots and i’ve seen what they looked like insofar as the art style is concerned. and the turtles all look like carbon copies of each other with the only difference being that they’re color coordinated. and not to talk badly about ancient shows, but that’s not great character design.
the 2012 show kind of had this problem too. they did their best giving the turtles unique head shapes, but in my opinion that’s only slightly better than just the color coordinating. it’s not great, but they tried to make the characters look unique to each other. this is also specifically concerning the character silhouettes. the only unique thing the 2012 guys have is head shapes.
and even then, i think if i was shown the silhouette of 2012 leo, i’d probably have to see what weapon he was holding before i could safely answer leo.
this is part of why i love rise’s art style so much. the turtles look so super unique to one another, they all have such different silhouettes. the 2d art style works super well for these types of designs! donnie’s goggles and head shape give him a unique silhouette to leo - not only that, but even smaller details like their bandanas are super different from each other.
something else that makes designs really good is like, when you can immediately tell a character’s vibe just by seeing only their design. i only know anything about the original tmnt because, well, none of the characters have drastically changed. i mean, donnie’s always been the smart one, raph’s always been a brute, mikey’s always been goofy... but looking at their designs in the original show? can’t see it at all. i think the best the 2012 show was at this was raph’s design! the ripped bandana and the little nick in his shell. you can almost immediately tell he’s definitely going to be the local hothead/the aggressive type.
yet, in rise, raph is the largest of them all and he has spikes, his bandana still has a nick in it. you can tell just by looking at his design that he is the big brother, he’s still a brute, he’s just more of a tank.
(something else i think rise did right is making the turtles different species. it adds more personality and that unique quality. it’s honestly perfect and makes sense in this context. speaking of context, i think the origin story in rise makes so much more sense than what was going on in the 2012 show.)
i think the character writing drastically improved in rise. obviously anyone who saw the 1987 or the 2003 show take this with a grain of salt because i’ve only seen 2012 and rise, but...
when i went back and watched a few episodes of the 2012 show, the guys absolutely despised each other. quoting something i said on discord, “it feels like tmnt 2012 was written by someone who didnt have siblings but figured Oh siblings never get along so they're just gonna DESPISE each other"
now, take that with a grain of salt too because i am an only child and that is how i grew up, but i don’t think normal siblings would just... behave like that, i guess. it’s constant fighting with the 2012 cast, like they’ve never tolerated each other in their lives. you grew up with only each other, no outside world, and you can’t get along for one second?
i would understand the occasional teasing, mockery, or fight... but what was going on in the 2012 show is none of those things. it’s like they love hating each other more than they actually love each other. (now, keep in mind on my rewatch so far i’ve seen the first 2 episodes, and the episode where casey is introduced. i don’t know the ins and outs because it’s been maybe 10 years since i’ve watched the 2012, but jeez.)
i don’t know the ins and outs of sibling relationships because like i said i didn’t grow up with siblings, but i have friends who i consider siblings, and im not constantly fighting w/ them or whatever the 2012 show had going on. so, again, take that with a grain of salt. anyone who grew up with siblings feel free to let me know how you feel in the notes.
but this is to say that i really like their dynamic as a team and their dynamics in pairs or trios. they’re fun, and they love each other, and even when they’re teasing each other you can tell there’s some level of unconditional love. they’re messing with each other, being annoying on purpose, even sometimes completely screwing up missions, and yet they still love each other because they’re brothers. they’re homies and it’s awesome to see that.
anyway this is getting long so i’ll be done rambling for now.
i’m bad at tags.
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i recently caved and watched rise because i’d been getting stuff related to it recommended to me on youtube, and i figure there’s no way it can be that bad (after watching a couple videos) and i just...
it may not be the tmnt i grew up with, but it doesn’t have to be. the lore may have changed, the characters may be different, but i look at this show and i want to cry. not because it’s bad, but because it makes me so happy to have this type of reboot that doesn’t suck. the way the turtles interact with each other and other characters, their personalities in general, the art style of the show, the music, everything.
i love it so much.
nostalgia was the reason i gave in and watched it in the first place, i think. i grew up with the 2012 one, and i was curious. and i’m so happy that i gave it a chance because it’s just so amazing.
i also did recently try to sit down and rewatch a bit of the 2012 show. i barely survived tbh. kids have a tendency to process and interpret things so much differently than older people, because i remember that show being top tier, i remember loving it so much. raph was my favorite character, naturally.
but trying to rewatch it - i got through the first 3 episodes before i had to legitimately just stop - there are just things that i look at differently now. the animation, the art, even the music at some points. even the characters i see in an entirely different way now - donnie’s obsession with april in the 2012 show is really weird and creepy! i did not see that when i was 6 years old. there’s more but im glad that at least that changed. (i was never that into the donnie x april ship though, even when i was that young...)
in any case, i just felt like gushing about this show and reflecting back on the 2012 show. so much is so different, and yet... i love this show just the same as i loved the 2012 show as a little 6 year old. maybe i love rottmnt even more than that. it helps that the characters don’t stick to one personality trait and are a lot more three-dimensional than they were before. the character designs are also so much more unique to the characters. everything is so much better, so much cooler, and i’m so completely obsessed with rise.
i’d love to see a season 3 or more of this show, though i’m uncertain how they’d do that. i would be excited to see though, if they decided to make one.
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